There were 925 spoof news stories published in February 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - The once troubled little starlet Lindsay Lohan has said that she has finally gotten her act together. Appearing on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, Lilo said that the three months she spent in a rehab clinic last year did w...
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Funny story:  Book Review - One Summer by David Baldacci

Book Review - One Summer by David Baldacci

I read this in an airport in Germany. It was an odd experience, sat opposite me was a family from Dusseldorf who had brought a picnic with them to the airport. They laid out a blanket and everything and had sandwiches, chips and drinks....even a flask of coffee! It was pretty strange as there was a perfectly fine food court at the airport, but I guess they may have been trying to save mone...
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Funny story:  The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...
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Funny story:  The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...
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Funny story:  Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Invites Ann Coulter To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites Ann Coulter To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In one of the most surprising statements to come out of North Korea Kim Jong Un has sent an invitation to GOP political maven Ann Coulter to visit his fantastic nation (Kim's word). The leader of North Korea told The Rice...
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Funny story:  The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - A spokesperson for The Kennedy Space Center has just informed the public about an astonishing discovery made by the Hubble Space Telescope. KSC Spokesman Virgo Coopercastle said that the telescope which was launched into...
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Funny story:  The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - One of the world's greatest and prettiest tennis players Maria Sharapova was spotted at The XXII Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. The 6-foot-2-inch tall Sharapova was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.
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Funny story:  Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

ASPEN - Aspen Police working on a tip from a Mr. Klondike Quillquist, 62, have just informed the press of a huge counterfeit marijuana bust. APD spokesperson Willard Pencilbaker, 30, said that after being tipped off by Mr. Quillquist a dozen offic...
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Funny story:  New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal"  To Feature Hollywood Superstars

New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

American TV Network NAC has announced plans to commission a new game show featuring Hollywood actors and actresses titled "Drug Deal or No Deal". The show will be hosted by Charlie Sheen, and will premiere on March 19, 2014, on NAC. The hour-lo...
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Funny story:  Book Review - To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Book Review - To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Well, I purchased this book because I had a rather annoying Mockingbird nesting in a tree in my garden. I had tried many times to kill it and failed, including dynamite, a giant anvil, tying it to railroad tracks and shooting at it with a slingshot. Just like Roadrunner in the carton, it survived everything. So I bought this book. Sadly the bird still lives, in the tree in my garden but I...
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Funny story:  Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has called the for shrinking of the U.S. Army to its smallest size since 1940, among other cuts, drawing criticism that the drastic changes will hurt not only U.S. security but slightly annoy soldiers earmarked to be sh...
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Funny story:  Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg

Book Review - Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg

This book is about these kids who somehow get involved with Mork from Mork and Mindy! There are a lot of things that happen, including a great scene where Mork PRETENDS he isn't actually Mork at all! Which was very confusing. I recommend my next book, MONOPOLY, if you liked this book. What happens is that these kids are suddenly plunged into the the game and become real estate moguls, dema...
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Funny story:  US naturalization application sees Roman Abramovich set for American citizenship, domiciled in Denver, Colorado

US naturalization application sees Roman Abramovich set for American citizenship, domiciled in Denver, Colorado

Colorado - Months of rumors that the Russian mobster has bought up every single US patent for 'reefer' cigarettes finally came to a head today with news that Roman Abramovich's formal US citizenship application had been received by the Department of...
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Funny story:  NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...
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Funny story:  Topless Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun's ass saved by US frostbite salve manufacturer

Topless Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun's ass saved by US frostbite salve manufacturer

Sochi, Black Sea - A US pharma company has offered to rescue Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun's snow games career after she was censured by her country's culture ministry for skiing topless in the Women's Freestyle at Sochi. Owners of Arkansa...
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Funny story:  The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...
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Funny story:  National Collective to Open 'Bowie Helpline'

National Collective to Open 'Bowie Helpline'

It has been revealed today that National Collective are to open a helpline to assist its members on how to deal with the devastating news that David Bowie is a Unionist. The group, made up entirely by fuds who are completely up themselves, reacted sh...
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Funny story:  2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...
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Funny story:  A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll. Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...
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Funny story:  Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

LA PAZ, Bolivia - The government of Bolivia has informed the government of Peru via a strongly worded text message that it will no longer put up with Peruvian bandits crossing into Bolivia. President Montero Santa-Cantina of Bolivia told the membe...
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Funny story:  Weird shit going on at Sochi Games as failed Olympic Ring channels BP logo

Weird shit going on at Sochi Games as failed Olympic Ring channels BP logo

Sochi, Black Sea - It's spooky how not even the sight of red-hot tennis ace Maria Sharapova's perky 32-DD tits nor Vladimir Putin girlfriend Alina Kabaeva's slinky ass could fire up one of five illuminated Olympic Rings at the Winter Olympic Games op...
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Funny story:  The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

SOCHI, Russia - The president of The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has just made a statement that has angered many of the participating athletes; especially those from Germany. Committee President Dmitry Chernyshenko has stated in no uncerta...
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Funny story:  The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...
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Funny story:  Wings Over Scotland forced to withdraw 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books as the figures don't add up

Wings Over Scotland forced to withdraw 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books as the figures don't add up

Internet bampot and Chief Cybernat Stuart Campbell has been forced into an embarrassing u-turn after his 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books were found to be strewn with errors. The books were launched earlier this week in a blaze of glory, i...
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Funny story:  Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

VAIL, Colorado - The citizens of the Colorado town of Vail are thrilled with the rise in tourism that has occurred due to the legalization of marijuana. In fact, the town has decided that to honor the fabulous cash crop it will be erecting a 200 p...
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Funny story:  Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

MEXICO CITY - Word coming from South of the border is that the Republic of Mexico has just joined the elite group of nations who possess nuclear weapons. Mexico's Las Maracas National News Agency is reporting that the weapons of mass destruction h...
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Funny story:  West Virginia Votes To Change The 9-1-1 Emergency Number

West Virginia Votes To Change The 9-1-1 Emergency Number

CHARLESTON, West Virginia - State Senator Marlene W. Pillwater [D-Philippi] has just announced that the state senate has passed a bill which will change the 9-1-1- emergency number. Senator Pillwater said that after a heated debate on the senate f...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Book Review - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Okay, I have no problem with this book, in fact I love it but, I think the proper term, and politically correct way of referring to dwarfs is midgets. So, please, could you get with the 21st Century and stop offending little people and retitle this book? I expect that there are thousands of midgets who totally offended to be regarded as dwarfs. I nearly thr...
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Funny story:  Shirley Temple to be buried at Forest Lawn Mammorial plot next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan

Shirley Temple to be buried at Forest Lawn Mammorial plot next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan

California - Former child prodigy actress Shirley Temple will be buried at Hollywood's premier all-A-List women's cemetery in Forest Lawn Mammorial Park right next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan. The three women had been lifelong friends and vowed...
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Funny story:  The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB. Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady...
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Funny story:  Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Washington - Lobbying groups close to Governor John Wright Chickencooper - uh, Hickenlooper! - Jr have petitioned President Obama to relocate the White House Governors Dinner to Colorado's Garden of the Gods next year following an economic miracle...
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Funny story:  Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

OROTINA, Costa Rica - Costa Rica's very promising figure skater Hacienda Bolero, 23, has stated that she will not be going to Sochi, Russia to compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. The extremely beautiful Miss Bolero told the members of the news me...
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Funny story:  A World War II Nazi General Found Living In A Cave In An Isolated South Pacific Island

A World War II Nazi General Found Living In A Cave In An Isolated South Pacific Island

SAN FRANCISCO - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that a World War II Nazi officer has been found living in a cave on a remote South Pacific Island. The Nazi officer identified as General Hans Studebaker fled Germany aft...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...
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Funny story:  President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has sent a very strongly worded message to the Iranian government. The president informed Iranian President Hassan Rouhani that he will not play games with Iran and he had better call back his boats or else they...
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Funny story:  Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Stuart Hawkins of Boonesborrough, Kentucky is a very talented 14-year old that is one of the country's greatest gymnast as a high school student but refuses to compete. Whenever anyone asks why, he just says that it's personal. However, our rep...
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Funny story:  Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet served as the co-host for the dance show Dancing With The Stars for 8 seasons and then all of sudden she was fired without notice. The producers of the show simply said that it was an oversight on their part and th...
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Funny story:  Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With  Golf Club

Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...
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Funny story:  London Mayor's 'River Thames Airport' vision edges ever closer as Heathrow faces being swept away in flooding disaster

London Mayor's 'River Thames Airport' vision edges ever closer as Heathrow faces being swept away in flooding disaster

London, UK - London Mayor Boris Johnson's vision of an airport on the Thames were rapidly becoming less of a pipe dream today as the UK's premier transport hub came under threat of being washed away by a huge wall of water creeping from the sodden T...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...
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Funny story:  President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...
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Funny story:  NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...
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Funny story:  Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida based dad Kenny Mook announced Wednesday he has vetoed a controversial telephone bill that would have allowed his daughter to continue texting, playing games and chit chatting with her friends when she be doing her homework. Mook, who spe...
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Funny story:  Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...
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Funny story:  Putin Wins the Olympics

Putin Wins the Olympics

Sochi, Russia - After the Russian team's disappointing performance during the first few days of the Winter Olympics, President Vladimir Putin decided to step in for his country and proceeded to win gold in every remaining event. Despite being 61 year...
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Funny story:  PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun is poised to become a very wealthy young athlete. The Turnstile Review has stated that Miss Chamoun has just been offered a seven figure contract to pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine. If the b...
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Funny story:  Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

NASA's Kepler spacecraft has discovered 715 more planets in the Milky Way that could be a suitable to sustain human life. Since the first such discovery, in 1995, this brings the total to about 1,700. "This is very good news indeed," said Biology...
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Funny story:  Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

SOCHI, Russia - NBC sportscaster Bob Costas has apologized to the people of Russia for his insensitive remark regarding vodka during a report on The Sochi Winter Olympics. Costas was talking about the different flags of the various countries repre...
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Funny story:  Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

NASA is continuing to neither officially confirm nor deny reports that its astronauts on board the International Space Station have become intoxicated on marijuana fumes which have gathered in the upper stratosphere between the station's orbit and De...
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Funny story:  Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

A day after a Ugandan tabloid newspaper came out with a list of what it called the country's top homosexuals. A tabloid has come out with its own list, naming and shaming heterosexuals. The cover of the Daily Sun newspaper read, "EXPOSED! World's...
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Funny story:  Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

The man responsible for the Olympic ring mishap was sentences to 18 years of hard labor in a Siberian prison camp today. Vladimir Netsov, 53, of Moscow was the technical director of the opening ceremonies at the Olympics in Sochi, Russia on Fri...
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Funny story:  Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

BOULDER, Colorado - Little Boulder Girl Scout Brandy Valdesti, 12, has to be one of the most enterprising youngsters in the entire United States. Brandy had a total of 20 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies to sell and she decided to set up a table right...
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Funny story:  Billionaire Claims He Is Getting Stupider

Billionaire Claims He Is Getting Stupider

A billionaire fashion designer says scientists have found a way for him to spend a lot of money on something totally impossible and ridiculous. Bahamas resident Peter Nygard says he is receiving stem cell therapy and that a study from the Univer...
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Funny story:  Crappy presentation bouquets and fools gold medals at the Sochi 2014 winners podium

Crappy presentation bouquets and fools gold medals at the Sochi 2014 winners podium

Sochi, Black Sea - Competitors at the Russian Winter Games have complained about the 'pathetic' quality of floral bouquets and an estimated 99% iron pyrites content of so-called gold medals being doled out on the winners' podium. "Mostly poison i...
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Funny story:  Pope Frankie the Argie has put on 50lbs since taking over the Vatican last year

Pope Frankie the Argie has put on 50lbs since taking over the Vatican last year

Rome - Quoting St Matthew 25:35-36 the new Pope said his sudden weight gain has indeed been of Biblical proportions after nuns from the Order of the Holy Obese Family began fattening him up a year ago to make sure he fit in his predecessor's hassocks...
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Funny story:  Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

An 11-year-old girl shot a cougar that was following her 14-year-old brother to their home at Twisp, in north central Washington. The female cougar killed last week was about 56 years old and weighed about 220 pounds - twice of what it should w...
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Funny story:  Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...
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Funny story:  Book Review - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Book Review - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

I loved this book and it had special meaning for me. Last week I flew from New York to Hong Kong and my luggage got lost. Three days later my suitcase turned up but I found out that my bag had been to Amsterdam, Paris, Sydney, Delhi and Rio! I had only packed boxer shorts, socks and a few T-Shirts. So my "pants" had indeed become travelling pants, they had traveled the world! So, I though...
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Funny story:  Legendary Russian Navy captain tracks Unidentified Submersible Object lurking in the Bosphorus

Legendary Russian Navy captain tracks Unidentified Submersible Object lurking in the Bosphorus

Sochi, Black Sea - President Vladimir Putin has appointed veteran Russian Navy submariner Marko Ramius, former captain of the Typhoon-class nuclear submarine Red October, to lead a hunt-and-destroy mission in the famous Strait connecting the Black S...
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Funny story:  Scientists In Nova Scotia Report That Seagulls Are Mysteriously Mating With Seals

Scientists In Nova Scotia Report That Seagulls Are Mysteriously Mating With Seals

HALIFAX, Nova Scotia - Scientists in Nova Scotia are totally baffled at a certain act that is presently taking place in the Canadian province. Dr. Chester Liverpool, with Nova Scotia's Department of Animals, Birds, and Fish has remarked that he an...
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Funny story:  Civil War Sitcom Put On Hold

Civil War Sitcom Put On Hold

ANBC have announced that they are delaying broadcast of their new sitcom "It's Always Sunny In Gettysburg" because they feel 'it's still too soon'. Filming of the first season, which took place before a live studio audience, was completed last Ju...
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Funny story:  A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Waterloo Zottbergen has been growing cabbage for the past 29 years and in that time he has made a very good living out of it. But he recently discovered a way to grow cabbage that tastes exactly like a filet mignon steak. Zo...
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Funny story:  Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Florida psychic Betty Volopino has once again failed to win the Mega Million Powerball Superball Jumbo sized lottery jackpot, much to the surprise of her clients, family and friends. Saturday's winning numbers of 12, 32, 34, 45, 47, 49 - bared no...
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Funny story:  Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release. CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 dif...
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Funny story:  Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis, who was found not guilty earlier this month of 12 counts of indecent assault believes that fellow former DJ and long term friend Noel Edmonds went to far with his latest "Gotcha" stunt made famous during Edmond's Sa...
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Funny story:  Paula Deen - I Am More Popular Than Jesus Christ

Paula Deen - I Am More Popular Than Jesus Christ

Paula Deen is at it again. Ever since news broke that Paula Deen admitted to using the N-word (the real N word - not nutrition) in a deposition last year, the self important, money grabbing, artery clogging inducing chef and health insurance compa...
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Funny story:  Book Review - All the Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right by Ellen Fein

Book Review - All the Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right by Ellen Fein

This book works.....basically I followed all the instructions laid down in this manual and within three weeks I had not only imprisoned our noisy neighbor Mr Alex Right, but had cut him open, removed his heart and sent him on his way. Now he is as quiet as can be and we never hear a word from him, however the awful odor of rotting flesh that emits from his garage (where we let him rest several...
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Funny story:  Topless Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun to be the official face of the new Thunderbra

Topless Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun to be the official face of the new Thunderbra

Sochi, Black Sea - Lissom blond 22 year-old Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun has been offered a whopping $5 million contract as the official 'face' - ok, ok, tits! - of the new Agent Provocateur Thunderbra, 'the brassiere that knocks the spots off the W...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber's visa revoked as Sochi authorities say No Skanks, Thanks!

Justin Bieber's visa revoked as Sochi authorities say No Skanks, Thanks!

Canada - The Russian Olympic authorities have withdrawn Justin Bieber's travel visa amid protests the daft pothead would lower the tone of the prestigious Sochi Games. A last minute attempt to fire up the engines of his private plane stalled on th...
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Funny story:  Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

New York - Last week 68 year old actress Mia Farrow joined a motley ragbag of Ecuador eco-corruption deniers such as Bianca Jagger, Kerry Kennedy and Trudie Styler as the latest cheerleader for Amazonbotch plaintiffs' bent lawyer Steven Donziger.
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Funny story:  Book Review - The Cat In The Hat by "Dr." Zeus

Book Review - The Cat In The Hat by "Dr." Zeus

I read this book with my daughter, I of course have to give this book a good review, however, and as a side note, please don't let your kids, after reading this book, insist on placing a hat on their own cat. Sammy got very upset when my 5 year old insisted he wear a hat, he was desperately trying to get it off his head. My daughter then got annoyed with him because he wouldn't speak - nor...
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Funny story:  Book Review - The Satanic Verses By Salman Rushdie

Book Review - The Satanic Verses By Salman Rushdie

At first I thought this was the title of Ozzie Osborne's new CD. Well what can you write about this book that has not already been said. I will try. I would have liked to have seen more references to Star Wars in this book, I doubt anyone has said that have they? Okay, well, I read it, I kind of thought it was okay but without the hype this book would not have done as well and there ar...
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Funny story:  NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

HOUSTON - President Obama recently stated to a group of retired lumberjacks up in Portland, Oregon that times have really changed. And now with NASA's announcement, that saying is really, really ringing true. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb inf...
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Funny story:  A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sonya Anderstaff, 51, says that she was just enjoying her new found toy drone and swears that she had no intention of causing anyone any harm. But the Russian KGB is not buying her story. President Putin has informed the Swedis...
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Funny story:  Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

Samoan Speed Skater Disqualified For Being Overweight

SOCHI, Russia - The country of Samoa is extremely upset as they have just learned that their pride and joy speed skater Tuituitama Lemkala has been disqualified by the Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova did verify t...
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Funny story:  Archaeologists In Indiana Make A Remarkable Discovery

Archaeologists In Indiana Make A Remarkable Discovery

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - A group of Archaeologists affiliated with Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis have come across an astounding archaeological find. The group leader Dr. Larson Tuckteen has informed the news media that they have come...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Man and Boy by Tony Parsons

Book Review - Man and Boy by Tony Parsons

Man and Boy was THANK GOD not what I thought it was. The deceptive title and cover led me to believe that this was the story of an imaginary relationship between a 55 year old carpenter named, for example Colin Hutchinson, who forms an unlikely attraction to an 18 year old extremely handsome boy named, for example, Alan Twat. In the book I was imagining Hutchinson pursues Alan and tries to...
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Funny story:  Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Los Angeles - Giant black holes 'as large as the Big Dipper' have appeared in two of Hollywood's most famous senior luminaries' birth charts as they ready to receive Lifetime Achievement Awards from the Oscars Committee. Woody Allen and Roman Pola...
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Funny story:  Close shave with extinction for the Westphalian razor clam

Close shave with extinction for the Westphalian razor clam

Dortmund - The North German edible mollusc from the Pharidae family has been on the World Clam Organization's Top 10 Endangered marine bivalves register since early '69 when shoals of the slimy little critters were harvested 'in their millions' in Bi...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Somerset - The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is said to have been particularly impressed by the property's splendid river views when he first toured the Palladian pile late last year with current live-in squeeze Amber Heard. Set in 850 magnificen...
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Funny story:  Crater Lake Emptied Out

Crater Lake Emptied Out

CRATER LAKE, OREGON - The U.S. National Park Service announced today that Crater Lake is officially empty of all water. Once known as the deepest lake in the U.S. and the 7th deepest lake in the world, Crater Lake is now the deepest empty lake in...
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Funny story:  The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather is issuing extreme cold warnings from the Dakota's, to The Great Lakes region, and over to the New Jersey area. USDW meteorologists predict that the Yukon Polar Vortex or YPV, will cause a...
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Funny story:  U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

Edward Snowden may be holed up in Russia, but U.S. government officials say America will nevertheless be safe from future whistle-blowing by the American-born traitor because they've managed to seize Snowden's thus-far-elusive whistle. According t...
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Funny story:  Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Darien CT: Months of painstaking research and design ended in calamity yesterday when a man accidentally blinded himself while in the final stages of developing a homemade light saber. The mishap is thought to have occurred when Star Wars enthusiast...
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Funny story:  The Kennedy Space Center Issues A Warning Regarding The Moon

The Kennedy Space Center Issues A Warning Regarding The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center has just stated that The Hubble Space Telescope which is out in space has just made an interesting discovery regarding the moon. According to Virgo Coopercastle the official spokesperson for the K...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...
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Funny story:  Is Furious Piers Morgan  Planning CNN Massacre?

Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Livid CNN prime-time talk show host Piers Morgan is said to be furious and beside himself with anger after his prime-time talk show "Piers Morgan Live" was axed today. It has been reported that Morgan was spotted purchasing several high powered as...
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Funny story:  Russia Asks The U.S. For A Loan Due To The Fact That The Olympics Have Depleted The Russian Treasury

Russia Asks The U.S. For A Loan Due To The Fact That The Olympics Have Depleted The Russian Treasury

MOSCOW - The Russian government has just admitted that it has found itself in a serious financial situation. The Kremlin blames the financial situation on cost overruns attributed to The 2014 Summer Olympics being held in Sochi. Russian Preside...
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Funny story:  Wall Street summons GOP to financial straightening out meeting over tax bill and general uppityness problems

Wall Street summons GOP to financial straightening out meeting over tax bill and general uppityness problems

Reports today indicate Wall Street is not at all pleased with Representative David Camp's (R-MI) new tax program which threatens to add taxes on to banks and cut corporate tax breaks. The furor has erupted even though the bill is still in draft st...
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Funny story:  Sharia court excommunicates Martians

Sharia court excommunicates Martians

Abu Dhabi, UAE - An Islamic court has issued a fatwa banning Mars and Martians after someone posted 1969 footage of Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful's favorite recreational snack on the I Luv Two-Hump Camels website. Imams sitting in the General...
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Funny story:  Book Review - Exodus

Book Review - Exodus

Exodus by Leon Uris I have to admit I was a little confused about this book. About 96% of the way in I was enjoying it immensely but then realized it bears no resemblance to the movie version. There were no spinning heads, no priests, no girls possessed by demons and the Exodus of the title didn't make an appearance once. It just goes to show how Hollywood can totally misinterpret things...
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Funny story:  Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

ATLANTA - The second largest chicken franchise in the nation has decided to listen to its customers and it is making a slight change to its corporate name. Cullen Rigadoon, company spokesman said that the home office has received thousands of emai...
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Funny story:  Independent Scotland 'wouldn't flood', claims Sturgeon

Independent Scotland 'wouldn't flood', claims Sturgeon

There would be no flooding in an independent Scotland it was claimed today. The bold statement was made by Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, who was making a speech from somewhere up really, really high. "This just goes to prove yet another diff...
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Funny story:  Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans Outraged by Russian Government

Americans are wondering why the world has rushed to attend Putin's party in Sochi as Russia continues to push its own defiant agenda on the world stage without regard for due process or the civil liberties of foreign citizens. Americans have expr...
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Funny story:  Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...
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Funny story:  US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

America's relation to nuclear energy is once again problematic. This time it is sailors training on nuclear reactors cheating on tests involving classified material. A navy investigation is underway as 30 senior enlisted seamen have been suspended...
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Funny story:  Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

A disabled U.S. veteran says he was booted from a Thai restaurant in Houston because the staff were not prepared to cook and serve him his service dog as an entree. Aryeh Ohayon, who served in the Army and Navy said his service dog, Bandit, was g...
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