Funny story:  Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and  Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Ryan Seacrest has always been very fond of pop singer Demi Lovato. The American Idol host recently had her appear on his show as a guest judge and the fans loved her. Seacrest was thrilled since the LaLaLand rum...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Libido Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that Pamela Anderson will be starring with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha. Borrapelli recently appeared on The Gor...
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Funny story:  Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Consumer advocate and 2 time Presidential Candidate, Ralph Nader, has sent a letter spoofing the University if Michigan's choice for Commencement Speaker. The AP has a copy of it and we make it available here. Dear Kelly Cunningham: I see that you are the Director of Public Affairs at The University of Michigan whose areas of responsibility are major initiatives, legal and reputational i...
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Funny story:  Denver 4/20 Pot Festival releases more green house gasses than entire Colorado fracking industry

Denver 4/20 Pot Festival releases more green house gasses than entire Colorado fracking industry

Denver, Colorado - An estimated half a million happy puffers at Denver's first entirely legit 4/20 marijuana festival were accused of wanton destruction of the earth's ozone layer today. World Fracking Council inspectors on a comparison exercise m...
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Funny story:  Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko Ono's reaction to Paul McCartney's admission that John wrote most of the lyrics to the Lennon-McCartney will be good for Paul. She reportedly stated that John had asked her not to say a word about it but she feels free to talk now. She sai...
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Funny story:  Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Right after the release of the "Loch Ness" photos from a satellite the "Authorities" were quick to jump in with their own explanations and showed photographs that show that the creature or whatever in the water was a 1. faked photograph. When tha...
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Funny story:  Another St George's Day, another St George's Magic Mushroom appears on Palace lawn

Another St George's Day, another St George's Magic Mushroom appears on Palace lawn

London - A notorious toxic fungus, the St George's Day Magic Mushroom (Cylosabe gambosa stupidiana) has suddenly sprouted on the Queen's grass close to a newly planted Weeping Korean Blue Pine (Pinus PyongYang Mutatis Bwa-ha-ha), an 88th Birthday pre...
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Funny story:  The First World War reenacted - with taxidermy

The First World War reenacted - with taxidermy

This year marks the 100th anniversary of the beginning of the First World War. It is a solemn occasion to remember a dark chapter in human history, which led to the deaths of 20 million people, over half of them civilians. To commemorate the event, Dorking's premier taxidermist Robin Stuffing has created a life-size replica of the trenches of the Western Front. The roles of soldiers and officer...
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Funny story:  EU requires all British toilets to be replaced with German style loos

EU requires all British toilets to be replaced with German style loos

EU lunacy. Health and safety madness. You couldn't make it up. No matter how many cliched anti-European headlines you have heard, none of them are extreme enough to capture the latest insane idea from Brussels. European Health Inspector Hans Neeso...
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Funny story:  America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before. Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters...
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Funny story:  S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...
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Funny story:  Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

After getting drunk to forget the devastating loss to Sunderland, Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho blamed his toilet for not being in the right place as a lot of his excrement missed the target. Behind closed doors, Jose has been cleaning up his mess be...
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Funny story:  General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

The nation has collectively stated that it is willing to accept an additional holiday called 'Easter2' if David 'Jesus Jnr' Cameron is sacrificed. The holiday would officially give the public a day to reflect on all the vital work that the current...
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Funny story:  Has Archbishop Gone Over to The Dark Side ?

Has Archbishop Gone Over to The Dark Side ?

After finding a pile of white Archbishop robes in a skip, clergy have announced that the Archbishop of Canterbury and the majority of Canterbury related bishopry have crossed to the dark side. The Archbishop, whose very existence might have been...
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Funny story:  Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Tila Tequila, the Babe Ruth of all social media whores, announced today that she is ten weeks pregnant with her first child, sending the soon to be father into a panic. For those of our readers born after 1992, Tila Tequila was the most popular i...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...
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Funny story:  Newly Discovered Journal Reveals Hitler Meant Moustache to be Ironic

Newly Discovered Journal Reveals Hitler Meant Moustache to be Ironic

A journal recently discovered by historical researchers from the Institute of Hipsterism at the London Academy of Social Sciences reveals that Adolf Hitler originally grew his distinctive mustache as a joke. "I have adopted the most comical of mousta...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...
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Funny story:  Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and John Mayer have gotten together and broken up a total of three times. And now according to Katy's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of Rodeo Drive's Haven of Hair Salon, Miss Perry misses Johnny so much that sh...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Addresses The Performance Enhancing Drugs Rumors

Justin Bieber Addresses The Performance Enhancing Drugs Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber flew into Los Angeles to visit his mother Pattie Mallette who is presently staying at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. As he left the building he was approached by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo. The repo...
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Funny story:  North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just informed the press that North Korea has completed a purchase deal with the government of Italy. The Rice Paddy is reporting that Italy will be sending 1,200 pepperoni pizzas to North Kor...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated. Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...
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Funny story:  Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits  Of  Ukraine Alone - So There!!'

Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits Of Ukraine Alone - So There!!'

Foreign Secretary and Ginger Beer heir, William Hague said this morning: "We will take sanctions to a fourth level and make sure no - one in Russia can get Ginger Beer if secret agents, plain clothes soldiers and tanks do not immediately leave the be...
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Funny story:  Super El Nino On The Way

Super El Nino On The Way

The world got a taste of this back in the late 1990s but this time it could be a lot worse with a severe drought in some areas and flooding in others. Add this to the worldwide sudden increase of earthquakes and it could take people's minds off el...
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