Funny story:  OMG, Bush Sr's Dead! tweets 'bewildered' Nelson Mandela

OMG, Bush Sr's Dead! tweets 'bewildered' Nelson Mandela

Midland, Texarse - "Some folks been making that assumption for years," a spokesperson for the George Bush Senior Foundation said as Mandela's tweet caused havoc on the blogosphere today, "probably just a rumor started by the Washington Toast." Non...
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Funny story:  Popular EDM concert "Electric Zoo" Cancelled, Ticket Holders Outraged

Popular EDM concert "Electric Zoo" Cancelled, Ticket Holders Outraged

If you haven't heard by now the final day of the Electric Zoo (also referred to as "Ezoo") music festival was cancelled and many of the ticket holders are furious on social media. One of these ticket holders, Molly Rollins, gave us her take "I had...
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Funny story:  Heaney dead at 74

Heaney dead at 74

Crouching low at the foot of a hollow clearing, cored from the density of trees in our holding of forest, I know something lacks. Not the cool, insistent billow of breeze from the West, or the mousey rustle of dead leaves pooling around us. A shaft of late summer sun that lazily probes about the high branches, picks out an oval of scrub. A trace memory, a silhouette that says 'it was...
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Funny story:  Scientists reveal complex mathematical formula for sadness

Scientists reveal complex mathematical formula for sadness

The elusive algebraic formula for a miserable life has at last been determined by a group of really fed-up researchers. The 'Feeling Crap Formula' (FCF) combines the most significant factors that make us sad, so that we can incorporate them into o...
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Funny story:  Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...
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Funny story:  Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian is absoltuely devastated at the news that her brand new show Kris has been cancelled by the FOX Network after only six weeks. An inside source at the fair and balanced network, who did not want his fair...
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Funny story:  Harry Connick, Jr. Picked To Be The Third American Idol Judge

Harry Connick, Jr. Picked To Be The Third American Idol Judge

LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol had been bumping their rich heads trying to come up with a third judge to sit beside Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez. Literally dozens of well known celebrities had turned them down including Will.i.am.
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Funny story:  Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Tim Tebow learned that he had been cut from the New England Patriots and he took it all in stride. He told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review that it's just business and like they say in Pittsburgh that's just the...
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Funny story:  Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...
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Funny story:  Arizona's Fishcracker Sisters Look Exactly Like The Marx Brothers

Arizona's Fishcracker Sisters Look Exactly Like The Marx Brothers

PHOENIX - The Fishcracker sisters of Phoenix have always felt that they were kind of unique compared to other girls. The three sisters Dolly, 49; Lolly, 47; and Golly, 46; daughters of Silas and Polly Fishcracker noticed when they reached puberty...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Responds To The Foam Finger Criticism

Miley Cyrus Responds To The Foam Finger Criticism

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was certainly the talk of the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show. Cyrus pranced and danced on stage in what appeared to be intimate underwear. She twerked and jerked and made some vulgar gyrations that put her up ther...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo. As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine. Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...
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Funny story:  Obama to Seek Approval from His Parents Before Syria Strike

Obama to Seek Approval from His Parents Before Syria Strike

WASHINGTON, DC - Barack Obama said on Saturday that he has decided the USA should launch cruise missiles against Syria, but in a move laden with political, emotional and diplomatic implications, he agreed in an about-face to request authorization for...
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