Funny story:  Heofon: A New Non-Secular World on the Horizon?

Heofon: A New Non-Secular World on the Horizon?

Topeka, KS, USA---During a special televised press briefing simulcast on FOX news and CBN this past Tuesday, a small group of faith-based engineers and Liberty University geologists, along with biologists working out of Central Christian College, as...
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Funny story:  Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Thanks to Back and to the Left's connections in North Korea (we sell them stray dogs from the RSPCA) we have discovered that Kim Jong-Un is having a ski resort built. Much like a blunt pencil it seems pointless to the rest of the world but a cracking...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason Behind Kris Jenner's Seperation...RG III

The Real Reason Behind Kris Jenner's Seperation...RG III

Washington, D.C. - In shocking news, Kris Jenner announced today that she and husband, Bruce, have separated after 22 years of being unhappily married. At first, it appeared the king and queen of reality television parted ways due to Kris' inabi...
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Funny story:  Snooker Match-fixing: What's Wrong With It?

Snooker Match-fixing: What's Wrong With It?

Snooker player, Stephen Lee was recently found guilty of match-fixing in what officials called "the worst case of snooker corruption we've seen". His penalty was a 12-year ban, even though snooker's governing body had pushed for a life ban. The length of the sentence, however, had already been fixed earlier. Lee, 38, had denied the allegations which concerned seven games in 2008 and 2009, in...
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Funny story:  Blab, Blab, Blab

Blab, Blab, Blab

Money lenders of the past and present know exactly how to protect their assets: they demand very secure collateral. Therefore, ironically, it is inexcusable for a banker or a usurer or a loan shark to lose his money because of fake collateral. Of course, there is an exception here when a country is run by gangsters who set up their own commercial banks to lend huge amount of money to a cohort, dis...
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Funny story:  Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...
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Funny story:  Editorial: In other news I can't make up - Kentucky High Schools Ban Postgame Handshakes?

Editorial: In other news I can't make up - Kentucky High Schools Ban Postgame Handshakes?

Well, In my previous editorial I "tackled" the topic of the elementary school in Michigan banning "tag" and other "chase-oriented" games. Now I have run across a recent article that addresses another "chase-oriented" game, one of America's favorite fall high school pastimes, football. In this case, however it's not the game itself that is being banned. It's a postgame tradition that is being...
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Funny story:  Editorial: Playing TAG Banned?

Editorial: Playing TAG Banned?

Normally, I try to just stick to writing satire. I saw this story online and couldn't make anything up after reading it, other than my own reaction. The story vexed me so much it stifled my creativity, so here's what came of it. I recently ran across an article with the headline Elementary school outlaws playing tag, 'running in packs' The gist of the story was that some kindergarten teach...
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Funny story:  English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

An Englishman masquerading as a teacher in the Pinklao district of the T**i capital of B******k, surpassed his already-low standards at the weekend, when, conducting a class full of stroppy, hormonal and poor-attitude-laden 15-year-olds, he waded thr...
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Funny story:  Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Obama Administration has declared all Federal Land and Coastal Waters as off-limits to Americans, the Department of Justice [sic] is making it clear that President Obama will get $3.5 TRILLION to spend -- Unconditionally...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Admits Women Are Totally Naked Under Their Clothes

Miley Cyrus Admits Women Are Totally Naked Under Their Clothes

Miley Cyrus has been taking a lot of gruff from the media lately for being naked in her latest video and twerking her butt all over the place. Apparently parents and fans feel Miley is a role model and should be more conservative in her appearances.
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