Funny story:  Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein is currently reported working toward legislation which will limit those who can report the news to official government representatives, with their work "classified." That is, reporters will soon be government workers with special...
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Funny story:  GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

With the recent success in shutting down the government, the "gang of thirty" tea party members who are currently steering the GOP decided to celebrate. They dispersed to the home of one of their benefactors with its three swimming pools and sund...
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Funny story:  Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Anycouch, USA-A glitch in the website allowing access to the Affordable Care Act, more commonly known as Obamacare, is creating fertile ground for women who have nothing to do but have babies while waiting for free health care to pop out of their computer screen. In an interview with Matilda Rodriguez-who is expecting her fourth child due to the Obamacare delay-Tawdry Soup has learned the impen...
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Funny story:  USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

People that point out things have gotten together and decided this, "American Government Stays Away from Work", thing constitutes a breech in the constituent/supporter agreement. Citizen have concluded that, if they walk off their jobs their bosses consider that quitting. You will get fired as well. So in the spirit of these observations we, the voting citizens of America are accepting all...
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Funny story:  College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

"In this age of facebook likes, tweeter twits, doo-hickies, smart phones, and zippy dees, it's rare to find young people reading a book," declares Manny Zahrelik, Ph.D, professor of English Literature and Composition at Philistine University. Pro...
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Funny story:  Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

NEW YORK - One of the greatest Major League Baseball closers of all time Mariano Rivera was recently asked what he has in mind after he retires from his beloved baseball. The Yankees star smiled and said that he has agreed to be a contestant on ne...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Jessica Simpson

Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Jessica Simpson

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson has just received a certified letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and the star of The Dukes of Hazzard movie is quite bewildered to say the least. Kim Jong Un, who is married, told her that he heard that she alr...
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Funny story:  Toby Keith Hates Kanye West

Toby Keith Hates Kanye West

NASHVILLE - Country artist Toby Keith has made it abundantly clear that he cannot stand the hip hop rapper Kanye West. Keith has remarked to several publications including Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and Music Notes Magazine that if he ever sees West T...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of LakerLand say that Kobe Bryant the star and player-coach of the Lakers is headed to Germany. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that Bryant will be having a medical procedure done at one of Germany's leading hos...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, the political commentator and pundit that most Democrats refer to as Trigger Face has just made an astounding announcement. The blonde pogo stick remarked to Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky Magazine that she has no idea w...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Rejects Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus Rejects Justin Bieber

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is reported to be upset at the fact that he has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus and her tongue. Biebs talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that Miley thinks that all she has to do to get atten...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre flew into New York City to appear on Live With Kelly and Michael. He told Kelly Ripa that he really and truly still feels that he can contribute his quarterbacking skills to several teams in the N...
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Funny story:  Ravers Circa '98 Scoff at News Article Discussing Drug "Molly"

Ravers Circa '98 Scoff at News Article Discussing Drug "Molly"

Hardingbone Bodditripp III, along with his best friend Jack Swolunshaft recall their heyday in the rave and electronic music scenes of the late nineties. "I don't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was great," stated Bodditripp, 36. Swo...
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