Funny story:  Declaration of War takes on Palace Malice in Saturday's $5 million Breeders' Cup Classic

Declaration of War takes on Palace Malice in Saturday's $5 million Breeders' Cup Classic

Santa Anita, Ca - Ireland's Aidan O'Brien-trained Declaration of war is a best priced 8/1 shot to take on this year's Belmont Stakes superstar Palace Malice in Saturday's renewal of the Breeders' Cup Classic. The four year-old son of War Front (US...
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Funny story:  Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Pope Francis has admitted that his evenings are spent mostly listening in to the conversations of World Leaders. It appears that it's not just the Americans who delight in invading the privacy of sovereign states. The Vatican have acknowledged tha...
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Funny story:  New York Car Thief Taught A Lesson

New York Car Thief Taught A Lesson

NYC Police told the press this morning that they had arrested one Howard Applegate for car theft after they got him out of the trunk while screaming to anyone he heard on the street to call 911. Applegate confessed that he was the person stripping...
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Funny story:  NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

While the rest of the US media is engaged in a vigorous debate about Obamacare and whether President Obama lied to the American people or merely fibbed, obfuscated, misdirected, hiccoughed, glitched or used the word "period," when he meant instead to...
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Funny story:  Halloween fightback! - Pensioners encouraged to join in the fun!

Halloween fightback! - Pensioners encouraged to join in the fun!

In a recent campaign by Help The Fogies, pensioners are being encouraged to fight back against the youngsters who traditionally terrorise them under the guise of a 'bit of fun'. Traditionally, in America, Trick or Treat is where children and menac...
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Funny story:  High School Student Reprimanded at Halloween Dance for Julianne Hough Costume

High School Student Reprimanded at Halloween Dance for Julianne Hough Costume

A local high school student received reprimand upon attending a school sponsored Halloween dance dressed as "Julianne Hough dressed as 'Crazy Eyes' from Orange Is the New Black ." "I don't understand it," stated Rachelle E. Inconchiss, "It's not a...
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Funny story:  10 Inexpensive Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

10 Inexpensive Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

1. Wear a pair of vinyl boy shorts, stick some feathers in your ass - "Shakesgiving Twerky" 2. Stick a fork in your ass and say "I'm getting forked in the ass" 3. Keep all of your clothes on and go as an Unemployed Stripper. 4. Dress up as Julianne Hough dressed as "Crazy Eyes" from Orange Is the New Black ; When you're given grief for your decision, respond, "It's not racial. I'm dress...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Despises Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Despises Angelina Jolie

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Aniston appeared on The View and Barbara Walters asked her point blank if she still harbored any ill-feelings towards Angelina Jolie for stealing her then husband Brad Pitt away from her back in 2005. Aniston did not miss...
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Funny story:  Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - The state of Utah has just issued an extremely strict warning to former vice-president Dick Cheney. A spokesperson from the state attorney general's office has made Cheney aware of the fact that if he is caught in the posses...
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Funny story:  NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls

NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls

MIAMI - The Miami Heat picked up right where they left off; in the winning column as they beat the Chicago Bulls 107-95 in the NBA season opener. LeBron James said that it felt great to be back on the floor and he told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Sees A Vision of Leah Remini On Her Biscuit

Kirstie Alley Sees A Vision of Leah Remini On Her Biscuit

BEVERLY HILLS - Kirstie Alley's obsession with insulting Leah Remini simply because she decided to leave the Church of The Scientific Method is starting to border on scariness. Alley has continued her one-woman lambasting of the former King of Que...
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Funny story:  San Francisco's Tax on Soda Met With Angry Protests

San Francisco's Tax on Soda Met With Angry Protests

SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco has decided to try and do something about the growing number of overweight citizens. The city council plans on imposing a 2 cents per ounce tax on soda. Well needless to say that decision has met with a...
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Funny story:  O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell. Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great mad...
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Funny story:  The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Who Are Now 0-7 May Move One Of Their Home Games To Havana, Cuba

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Who Are Now 0-7 May Move One Of Their Home Games To Havana, Cuba

TAMPA BAY, Florida - Although the Buccaneers of Tampa Bay are winless with an 0-7 record they are not at the bottom of the entire NFL. That (dis)honor goes to the other Florida team, the Jacksonville Jaguars who are 0-8. A player who did not wa...
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Funny story:  Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Snooki Polizzi was literally shocked when she heard Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron say that she would be the one going home on the show's latest episode. Her eyes welled up with tears and she buried her face in dance partner...
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Funny story:  Tina Fey Reveals She Cannot Stand Sarah Palin

Tina Fey Reveals She Cannot Stand Sarah Palin

PITTSBURGH - Tina Fey was in Pittsburgh visiting an aunt whom she had not seen in over a year. She was asked by National Focus Magazine if it was true that she is no longer speaking to Sarah Palin, whom she impersonated for a couple of years. F...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler, host of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is known as having an Omarosa type temper. The dishwater blonde, who looks like she could be Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter's little sister, has just taken out her claws. She expressed...
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Funny story:  Faymiss Screwd Up Kwotes In Histree

Faymiss Screwd Up Kwotes In Histree

In the end it's not your life that counts. It's the file in your ears. - A. Bramm Linkend Heirs used to inaccurate da-da's are munchless, then used to no da-da at all. - Barles H. Cabbage If I decide that you're an idiot I'll be hitting you with my accordion. - Yo-Han "Say Bass-chin" Bock We are shaved by our thoughts. We come. We think. Never mind, whisper. Joey...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga has unusual taste

Lady Gaga has unusual taste

In a story that is horrifying both because of its content and the media coverage that has followed in its aftermath, Lady Gaga was seen engaging in bizarre behavior to satisfy her unusual taste. She was caught outside a middle school in New York...
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