Funny story:  Comet iSon App appears as new Apple iPad Air screensaver

Comet iSon App appears as new Apple iPad Air screensaver

Cupertino, California - Hundreds of thousands of lucky iPad Air owners got an awesome surprise today as Comet Ison suddenly popped up as a live, real time screensaver App for their gorgeous new tablets. The cosmic sungrazer is currently hurtling t...
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Funny story:  Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday. Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...
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Funny story:  This year's most popular Christmas gifts

This year's most popular Christmas gifts

It's that time of year again. Shop windows are full of Christmas gifts, Christmas adverts are beginning to be shown on TV, and only one question is on everyone's mind - what to buy their arsehole family for Christmas this year. Here are some suggesti...
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Funny story:  National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

CLASSIFIED - The nation's premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world's largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed locati...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus 12 Least Attractions At Disney World!

Miley Cyrus 12 Least Attractions At Disney World!

According to an old list found in her garbage can several years ago, these were the least favorite attractions of Miley Cyrus while working with Disney. 1. The Magic Condom 2. Chief Crazy Bear's Jamboree 3. The Great Hall of Mullets 4. Sliding Down Wet, Slick Rush Limbaugh Water Slide 5. Tasting authentic recycled former astronaut piss 6. Mace Mountain 7. "Kiss The Geek...
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Funny story:  Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

NEW YORK - Following a series of verbal blunders, Terry Snogawd has resigned his post as chancellor of the First Atheist Not-church of America amid growing protest from a large number of the group's members. "Look, not one of us has been complete...
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Funny story:  10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

10 More Apple Products Didn't Make Marketing List

Apple product development has been working to branch out on the marketing of their iphones, ipads, and laptops. They are trying to do this by reaching a wider spectrum of possible interest sets. Here are five more products that were in development but did not make the list . . . 1.iSoar - An iphone / remote control airplane 2.iSolated - solar powered iProduct 3.iForAnEye - Electronic eye...
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Funny story:  10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

1.iStoned - Mini bong with all of the iPhone features. Development is WAY delayed. 2.iSoscelesTriangle - Couldn't figure out the right marketing angle 3.iCan'tBelieveIt'sNotAniPhone - Product concept was too cryptic 4.iO.U.- Prepaid account. Apple decided against this marketing scheme 5.i'VeBeenWorkingOnTheRailroad - a railroad spike with ipad features. 6.Apple Jacks - a hydraulic...
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Funny story:  Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple corporation developers are said to have a new product bubbling in the background. Right now details are hazy but there are rumors that they will release a mini marijuana bong equipped with all of the features that are available on other produc...
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Funny story:  "Cage Match" Ad Campaign Hoping to Reinvigorate Consumer Perceptions of Archaic Advertising Characters

"Cage Match" Ad Campaign Hoping to Reinvigorate Consumer Perceptions of Archaic Advertising Characters

A few company's have teamed up to participate in a collaborative advertising campaign. An advertising "Cage Match" billed ADV ANNHILATION SHOWDOWN will take place this spring. Some of the "fighters" will include: THE KOOL AID MAN - Slight advantage in size, but a little slow, and of course, there's that "glass jaw." TONY THE TIGER - Predicted by several of the experts to be the winner,...
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Funny story:  My Role In The Secret Service

My Role In The Secret Service

I am due to sit in a chamber in the House of Commons listening to the secrets of the State. Among the groans and whimpers will come sounds that, when they are put through a cypher can reveal the truth. This particular chamber is renowned for pu...
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Funny story:  Blackout Drunk Attempts Return VHS Movies to Blockbuster to No Avail

Blackout Drunk Attempts Return VHS Movies to Blockbuster to No Avail

A man was severely distruaght when finding out that he could not return his VHS movies to Blockbuster. . . because Blockbuster is no more! The man has been in a drunken stupor for decades. "I'm trying to get on the straight and narrow," he s...
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Funny story:  The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With  Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

MIAMI - Coach Joe Philbin of the Miami Dolphins has already suspended guard Richie Incognito and now the NFL has stated that they will not tolerate any kind of bullying by one player towards another under any circumstances (period). NFL Commission...
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Funny story:  Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

SAN DIEGO, California - The West Coast based fast food franchise Jack-In-The-Box is on the cusp of making one of the biggest changes in the chain's 62 year history. According to a corporate representative the company is currently planning on dropp...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus, A Red Agent

Santa Claus, A Red Agent

Imagine every night, the same night every year in fact, a morbidly obese man broke into your home distributing wealth, eating your food, and brainwashing children. Would you let this man into your home? Would you let this man near your children? His...
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Funny story:  5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

CATALINA ISLAND, California - The United States Coast Guard has just notified the governor of California that they have spotted a huge mound of rotting rubbish that is heading for the West Coast. Captain Jonas P. Plattski, 53, stated that he estim...
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