Funny story:  FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males:  Let's Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners

FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males: Let's Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners

BILLINGSGATE POST - With all of the controversy surrounding yesterday's announcement that the FDA has approved the morning after pill for females 15 years and older who wish to make sure the fun they had the night before doesn't result in a pregnancy...
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Funny story:  Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

WASHINGTON, DC - Averaging one point a game, promising NBA star and budding homosexual Jason Collins needed to do something - something fast - if he was going to extent his time in the limelight. "Look, you can't do that I do or see al...
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Funny story:  Dealing With Roommates For Dummies

Dealing With Roommates For Dummies

There comes a time in everyone's life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival- having a roommate. Whether it be for economic, sexual, companionship or practical reasons, one often finds oneself having to share that space under ones roof with another human being, quite often one that you are not totally in tune with. Dealing with this individual or individuals with which one...
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Funny story:  Bill O'Reilly: "I'm on God's speed dial!"

Bill O'Reilly: "I'm on God's speed dial!"

In an interview on Fox News to be aired later this week Bill O'Reilly states, for a fact, that he is on God's speed dial. An advance copy of the interview has been leaked to the general media. "Yes, I am on God's speed dial," states O'Reilly in the opening segment, "and have been for some time. We are kind of on a first name basis, so to speak." The interviewer seeming incredulous asks O'Reill...
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Funny story:  Seeking To Capitalize On Popularity Of Gay Players, NHL Is Planning A 'Gay Draft'

Seeking To Capitalize On Popularity Of Gay Players, NHL Is Planning A 'Gay Draft'

NEW YORK, NY - NHL Media Advisor Roger 'Stiff' Babcock knows that, in today's media-driven culture, hockey has long taken a backseat to the NFL. And the NBA. And the WNBA. And NASCAR. And the MMA. Even the WB. But now Babcock sees a future...
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Funny story:  Dwight Howard: Unhappy at Last

Dwight Howard: Unhappy at Last

Dwight Howard will never be mistaken for Happy one of the Seven Dwarves. With the Lakers swept out of the first round of the playoffs, the man who wanted LA-LA-Land to be his Dreamland has found out to be careful what you wish for. Howard wished u...
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Funny story:  Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

James Dyson, Britain's answer to Sir Clive Sinclair, has topped his trumps with his latest invention in the personal hygiene market: The Personalised Home Money Sanitiser. "This is a major step forward in cleanliness," said James Dyson. "We all kn...
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Funny story:  I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

Donor kebab has said it is tired of being a late-night booty call and wants men to admit to their relationship when sober and not only after consuming twenty-five Jaeger-bombs and enough ketamine to knock out a small bear. The statement came after...
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Funny story:  Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

A report by the Football Association has accidentally stumbled across information indicating that Sir Alex Ferguson is a Sith. The governing body was forced to launch an inquiry after various premiership clubs alleged that he had the ability to in...
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Funny story:  Boston Celtics Up for the Count

Boston Celtics Up for the Count

The Celtics looked at the runes of the calendar: the Mayans were claiming the Green team was at the end of days. You could read Revelations and find fairly much the same predictions: the Celtics were down three to zero to the New York Knicks, and...
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Funny story:  Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Sometimes footballer Luis Suarez has refreshed public concern regarding the quality of imported meat in the UK by claiming that that Branislav Ivanovic is at least 30% horse meat. The Liverpool striker, who faced criticism this week for giving the...
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Funny story:  Hidden Agenda

Hidden Agenda

History is written by the victors."- Winston Churchill. "History is a set of lies agreed upon."- Napoleon Bonaparte. In the history of Arabian Peninsula, 450-621 A. D., we find three brothers in Mecca called: Hashim, Motalib and Abdoshams. Hashim and Abdoshams were conjoined twins! Ironically, there was a feud between these two brothers which has continued to present time. It began with Hashim'...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show. Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looki...
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Funny story:  Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

SANTA MONICA - Catherine Zeta-Jones said that she is so stressed out she decided to take an R&R trip down to sun-drenched Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. But she pointed out that the city is currently bustling with tourists due to the Annual Jalapeno...
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Funny story:  Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly erupted in a directory of curse words right before going on his show The O'Reilly Factor. An inside source said that Bill O was upset at the fact that he had read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that the reason w...
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Funny story:  Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice Makes An Amazing Comment Regarding Claire Crawford AKA The Houston Blogger

Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice Makes An Amazing Comment Regarding Claire Crawford AKA The Houston Blogger

CLEVELAND - The shamed former coach of the Rutgers basketball team, Mike "The Bully" Rice was in Cleveland to get some fishing in at Lake Erie. The disgraced coach who thought it was cute to push, shove, hit, kick, and throw basketballs at his col...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

Miley Cyrus' White Short Shorts Reveal Her True Personality

BEVERLY HILLS - If Miss Miley Cyrus is serious about trying to get her ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth back, she may be going about it the wrong way. Billy Ray Cyrus' 20-year-old daughter has proven that she definitely marches to the beat of a different...
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Funny story:  Former Boston Celtics Player Comes Out of The Sports Closet and Admits He's Gay

Former Boston Celtics Player Comes Out of The Sports Closet and Admits He's Gay

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There has been all kinds of innuendo, speculation, and rumors as to who would be the first player from one of the four professional sports to come out of the closet. Well ladies and gentlemen, you can hold your calls as we have...
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Funny story:  Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction. She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...
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Funny story:  BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

BILLINGSGATE POST - I must warn you. This is not your typical heart-warming, Rex the Wonder Dog happy ending story. Not since Dr. Benjamin Spock ruined the upbringing of millions of American children by publishing his diabolic manual, Baby and Chil...
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