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"No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory
Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...
In a bold and self-congratulatory move, a group of mobile gaming enthusiasts have sued Novio, the developer of the Angry Fowl series, for $50 million dollars, according to papers filed in New York Federal Court today.
According to the suit, Novio...
With awards season in full swing, all eyes we're on the Borchester Hotel in London's glittering West End this week as the A-list to end all A-lists arrived to pay tribute to those entertainment luminaries who really make a difference to our lives.
John o'Groats - Scotland's former primate is donning a hairshirt at a secluded rehab for penitent old Catlicks.
The retreat is famous for its self-debriefing therapies that let penitents talk themselves out of x-rated stuff deemed too gross for th...
The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States of America, is doing a big publicity campaign to disassociate itself from the notorious National Rifle Association who share the same abbreviated...
A Harley Street surgeon has made history by joining his parents' hands together in a unique operation.
Dr Jason Perrglew was originally one of a pair of Siamese twins born in 1973. They were joined at the head, but had to be separated when they we...
St. Louis - Matt Holiday of the Cardinals announced today that the Cardinals have picked Satan to be the new Pope. While there are no good Catholics on the team, many are well versed in the ways of the Vatican.
"We feel Satan best represents the...
Europe - Revered by the ancients as an omen of catastrophe Comet 2011 L4 Panstarrs will be nearing perihelion over British skies on Mothering Sunday next week.
Its flight path is being videoed from the International Space Station which monitors an...
The greatest Rocky in history, the original Rocky, was Mr. Marciano, an undefeated heavyweight-boxing champion.
Last year the World Boxing Association donated a 22-foot statue to the city of Brockton, Mass., birthplace of Rocky.
When the city a...
Scientists discovered Joe Flacco's contract details in the new third radiation belt around Earth.
Baltimore Ravens quarterback and Super Bowl winner Joe Flacco has gone into outer space with his new high water mark in payroll. His salary is out of...
Rioters in Bangladesh are causing much misery, death and destruction just to add to the "normal" misery that their people must suffer on a daily basis.
The rioters are up-in-arms about a death sentence given to a citizen claiming it was politicall...
Shortly after announcing that he will retire in 2014 Jay Leno announced that in January 2015 he will come back and whine to the press so much that NBC will sack his replacement Jimmy Fallon and give him back the 'Tonight' show for a third stint.
According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes.
You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secretary of The Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano has verified that 5,000 illegal aliens that were being incarcerated in California, Georgia, Maine, and Texas have been released due to federal budget cuts.
S...
LOS ANGELES - The all-time number one Los Angeles Lakers fan Jack Nicholson is finally smiling again.
Fresh from appearing at the Academy Award Show and hitting on the winner of the Best Actress Award 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence, or J-Law, as Ry...
LONDON - Britain's prestigious consumer watchdog agency known as BBB for Britain's Burger Bureau has just released a news bulletin stating that traces of horse DNA have now been found in some of Burrito Bell's menu items.
A representative for Engl...
AVONDALE, Arizona - Popular NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr. has just criticized fellow race car driver Jeremy Clements for his use of the N-word.
Clements, was being interviewed by a reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine when, he inadvertently blurte...
LOS ANGELES - The word has slipped out and there is lots of rejoicing in Talk Show Host Land.
TV ClickerWorld is reporting that NBC does not plan to renew Jay Leno's contract once it expires in September of 2014.
An NBC spokesperson, Crestwood...