CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy - This cramped hilltop town outside Rome is in its final preparations for the arrival on Thursday afternoon of an honored guest: Pope Benedict XVI, who will commence his new life as pope and chief molester emeritus.
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The man signed...
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Washington, DC
POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden.
POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ?
"Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...
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Jim Snout, a vetera...
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