Funny story:  Vernal Equinox sees Obama channel Jewish Spring

Vernal Equinox sees Obama channel Jewish Spring

Tel Aviv** - "This'll knock Dennis Rodman off his fat Pyongyang-suckin' ass!" a White House aide chuckled sotto voce as US Scareforce One readied for takeoff tonight. A Spring Equinox pow wow in the Holy Land sees Barack Obama conjugate with pesky...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina. Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...
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Funny story:  GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...
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Funny story:  California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

BEVERLY HILLS - A Southern California group known as FOP for Friends of Pot has contacted Colorado state authorities about the possibility of making a rather large purchase of Colorado marijuana. Hayden "Scooter" Tallyhouse, 21, representing FOP s...
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Funny story:  Ex-Dixie Chicks Lead Singer Natalie Maines Solo Career A Bust

Ex-Dixie Chicks Lead Singer Natalie Maines Solo Career A Bust

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Back in 2003 during a Dixie Chicks concert in London, the band's lead singer Natalie Maines made a derogatory comment about then President George Dubya Bush. Country music publications wrote that Maines and her fellow Dixie...
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Funny story:  Pope on a rope

Pope on a rope

The new pope, Francis I, will have a full inbox as he settles into an unfamiliar position for him. That should however be no problem for a man who has worked his way up from the bottom as a choirboy, and can now command anyone in the whole Catholic Church to kneel before him. There was some disappointment that a more radical choice was not made for the most powerful man in the ancient Bible-bas...
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Funny story:  Polar bears 'going mental' from BBC interference

Polar bears 'going mental' from BBC interference

London - Wildlife experts have slammed dodgy BBC documentary tactics after some Norwegian bi-polar bears complained of being interfered with during filming sessions. Covert video cameras caught bears behaving badly after a microphone was inserted...
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Funny story:  Lottery winner blows 1,8 million quid in five minutes!

Lottery winner blows 1,8 million quid in five minutes!

A UK Lottery winner has told the world how to blow 1,8 million quid in 5 minutes in a BBC interview and does not expect one ounce of sympathy; well he aint going to get any. He listed his purchases and is claiming a place in the "Guiness book of r...
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Funny story:  Michael Vick Happy No One Mentions His Dog Fighting Past As Much As They Used To

Michael Vick Happy No One Mentions His Dog Fighting Past As Much As They Used To

Philadelphia Eagle Quarterback Michael Vick says he is pleased that most people have no recollection or even knowledge that in August 2007, he pleaded guilty to federal charges in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting investigation and that the NFL susp...
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Funny story:  Patriots and Owner Kraft Go On Defensive

Patriots and Owner Kraft Go On Defensive

In a shocking revelation, owner Robert Kraft, billionaire businessman running the New England Patriots, told an assembled media group that he does not take orders from Tom Brady. Apparently, some fans were operating under the belief system that th...
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Funny story:  Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

LONDON, England: Today, the tenth anniversary of the start of Gulf War 2, many remember the b_LIAR, in their own special way... "My abiding memory of b_LIAR is his escape from a bookstore in Dublin, afraid to meet protesters. Later, he cancelled his book-signing tour. Yet he was willing to send young British soldiers to their deaths in Iraq." Madame Derry. "When are Boosh and b_LIAR g...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off With Kellie Pickler, Lisa Vanderpump, Wynonna Judd, and Andy Dick

Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off With Kellie Pickler, Lisa Vanderpump, Wynonna Judd, and Andy Dick

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has returned and it appears that the British judge Len Goodman is still as grouchy as ever. DWTS host Tom "Smiley" Bergeron remarked that The Grouchy Grouch is a newlywed having gotten married three months ago.
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Funny story:  Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

Delaware Now Requires Condoms To Be Worn At All Times

DOVER, Delaware - The East Coast state of Delaware has just passed a bill that will require all males between the ages of 18 and 48 to wear condoms at all times. According to state spokesperson Pandora P. Hissyheimer, 61, the bill was passed due t...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan, Arrest History of Misunderstandings

Lindsay Lohan, Arrest History of Misunderstandings

Late January 2007: Self check-in to Wonderland Center Rehabilitation facility for a 30 day treatment ending February 16, 2007. May 26, 2007: Arrested for first DUI. a obvious misunderstanding. July 24, 2007: Arrested for second DUI. Charges include: Felony possession of cocaine, misdemeanor DUI and driving with a suspended license. a silly misunderstanding August 2007: Pleads guilty to mi...
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Funny story:  Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - Several citizens of Denver have reported seeing Mr. and Mrs. Wes Welker and they said they looked like a couple of newlyweds laughing, giggling, and cheering now that Wes is no longer a New England Patriot. The Welker's were interviewed b...
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Funny story:  The Word "Fart" to be Replaced by "Brraaaap"

The Word "Fart" to be Replaced by "Brraaaap"

After having been in popular use for more than 250 years, the word fart will soon be replaced by brraaaap. Dr. Bunny Glaze, speaking from the annual convention of the World Gastroenterologists' Union, said support for brraaaap by the doctors' group...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he has never hated a person more than he hates Omarosa, whom he says is one bitter-as-hell Villain or Villainess. He grinned as he said that he used the male and female gender t...
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Funny story:  Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison. Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Suggests Justin Bieber Get Into Rehab Soon

Ann Coulter Suggests Justin Bieber Get Into Rehab Soon

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter is well-noted for butting into everyone's business and not just those in the political arena. She has made comments directed towards sports figures, television personalities, movie celebrities, music artists, and circu...
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Funny story:  Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year. Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Hypnotized The Judge, Lindsay Says, "Rehab Is For Quitters".

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Hypnotized The Judge, Lindsay Says, "Rehab Is For Quitters".

Another court case involving Lindsay Lohan has been decided and she only has to serve 90 days in lock down rehab, 30 days community service and 8 months psychiatric evaluation. After meeting these criteria she's free and clear. When legal experts...
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