Now it is the island nation of Cyprus's time to come under the guillotine of economic bankruptcy.
The only difference with their bankers way of dealing with it is that, instead of doing it in the U.S. fashion of taking the needed money from what th...
Rome - Undercover Israeli secret service agents will be present incognito among Tuesday's inauguration guests after the new Pope tested DNA positive as one of Nazi scoundrel Joachim von Ribbentrop's brats.
Their operation comes amid NATO reports t...
Residents of Ventnor were alarmed this week as a cloud approached the island from the English channel.
"Normally," said Tom O'Row, a teenager who has lived in Ventnor all of his eleven years of life, "we either have wall to wall blue sky, or floor...
BILLINGSGATE POST - In his short homily this past Sunday, Pope Francis addressed the problem of secularity in the world today. As much as admitting that the Catholic Church was somewhat to blame for this growing problem, he specifically put the Stan...
Not to be out done by Lindsay Lohan hogging all the headlines, Britney Spears stepped up and did a little flashing at her sons soccer practice.
Britney showed up to practice in sweat pants and loose fitting top. Appropriate for a normal soccer Mom...
Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation.
Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...
Despite his hatred for the British and his lack of regard for the rights of British people living in the Falkland Islands, Pope Francis I has hired two English chefs to prepare his meals.
Marjorie Tomlinson, 54 and Tina Armstrong, 58, were hired b...
Minutes after Arizona police interrogators told Jodi Arias that she would do life in prison and she would never see a naked man as long as she lives, Arias became psychotic and was caught on video asking about her makeup and doing a 20-second headsta...
After the latest revelations pertaining to the scandalous and unnecessary invasion of Iraq, the US and UK governments, who perpetrated the whole thing, have asked H.G.Wells to build a new "Time Machine"!
After the exposure of 2 Iraqi spies who l...
Well I'm still alive believe it or not. Today I got some letters from supporters wishing me well. I am especially grateful for the letters from ex-offenders and jailbirds Lord Taylor and Jonathan Aitken and the advice they gave me. Today I am expecting a visit from my children so I have asked for a private room and the very kind screw (prison officer) told me to go away (fuck off).
My cell-mat...
New York - "It's the ultimate devil's advocate scenario," a Hystery Channel studio source said today commenting on the casting of a US Attorney General doppelganger to play Pontius Pilate in future episodes of The Bible.
The actor, thought to Rock...
The new Archbishop of Glastonbury has spoken of how his life has changed since he discovered that his pet bears had been secretly drinking.
The Most Rev Jasper Selby has had three pet bears (Bruin, Cuddly and Yogi) for 10 years. They've always bee...
LOS ANGELES - The Lakers were without their player-coach Kobe Bryant for the first time this year, but it did not matter as they defeated the Sacramento Kings 113-102.
Kobe told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that while he is hurt...
MANHATAN - La Toya Jackson now knows what former New York Yankees Manager Billy Martin must have felt like after he was fired time after time after time by his boss George Steinbrenner.
Jackson ended up being the third casualty of the current All-...
People with frizzy hair, curly hair or hair with a slight kink three quarters of the way down, can now finally rejoice in the fashion of perfectly straight hair. Safely.
"One of the major drawbacks with traditional hair straighteners," said James...
As the eurozone debt crisis deepens by the day, speculation continues to mount that Ireland, with its spiralling debt mountain, will default on its creditors and will ultimately leave the eurozone and instead become the fifth member of Boyzone.
Th...
The House of Commons has issued a short statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, since he denied being drunk at the time of the incident.
"There is no way any self-respecting public official or profes...
The curse of Ochocinco lingers in Foxboro with the New England Patriots.
Yes, after a lackluster season, the new '85', Brandon Lloyd, found his $3million bonus in a locked room- and the Patriots confiscated his key.
Released, Lloyd has no clai...
Australian Grand Prix winner, Kimi Raikkonen, will be fronting the latest advertising campaign for Renault. Contrary to popular opinion, he can be a funny guy, and he will be using his humor in a series of TV commercials.
I was on the set where he...