London - "I thought it's just the bloody plebs that you're charging," a livid HM said to David Cameron as the full impact of the government's bedroom tax took hold.
"Gawd knows where Philip will now keep his hand-held bazookas, the spare room's al...
FORT MYERS- Red Sox fans had better prepare for extreme disappointment this upcoming season.
We cannot even provide a few pathetic rhymes for this peek into the future, though we looked deeply into our dog-earred copy of the prophecies of Nostrad...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Newly released photos from the PYONGYANG FISHWRAP show North Korea dictator, Kim Jung Un sporting a tatoo of a chicken's butt directly below his nose.
After last week's visit to the Hermit Kingdom by President Obama's newly app...
In a shock announcement by the Vatican today, it has been confirmed that Simon Cowell, the mastermind behind popular talent shows such as "Britain's Got Morons" and "£X-Factor" is being drafted in to bring some life to the process for choosing a new...
Middle-ranking universities face extinction within the next decade, according to a leading soothsayer.
Claire Voyunt, chief oracle, warned that even posh universities could struggle to survive if big cursers start venting their anger with vitrioli...
LAS VEGAS - So far 2013, has not been a very good year for NASCAR'S premier female race car driver, Danica Patrick.
The 30-year-old has seen an end to her marriage due to the dreaded seven year itch.
Plus she has been romantically linked to Da...
CHARLOTTE - The Charlotte Bobcats own the worst record in the entire NBA and are currently on a ten game losing streak.
Michael Jordan, owner of the Bobcats, said that he is positively livid at his team's 13-50 record.
He remarked that attendan...
Rome - A light frisking under the cassock was all that was needed in 2005 when the church's princes lined up their credentials to elect a new Pope under Olden Day rules.
On Tuesday the Vatican's new get-tough policy on wackos and weirdos kicks int...
The Vatican -- New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is moving to complete a deal that would make him the second Jewish Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church.
"St. Peter was Jewish and he turned out to be the indestructible rock God chose to head his ch...
ATLANTA - Charles Barkley has been known to put his foot in his mouth more times than Sarah Palin, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, and the San Francisco 49ers all put together.
But his latest venomous rant has the Los Angeles Laker fans fuming. Barkley w...
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, host of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice has just sent home a second rock star as Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider was shown the board room door.
Snider followed on the heels of Bret Michaels of the band Poison who was eli...
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Not one word has been deleted, omitted, changed, altered, amended, or otherwise modified.
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HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney was jogging out by the famed Hollywood sign when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media.
She was asked by Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the recent erotic photos that appeared on...
GOODYEAR, Arizona - The World Baseball Classic game between Canada and Mexico went from a baseball game to a hockey game in the ninth inning.
Canada won the game 10-3, but the full-scale free-for-all on the field ended in a tie.
The bench empty...
LOS ANGELES - In a move that many figured was coming sooner or later, the GOP mouthpiece on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is being shown the door.
Barbara Walters stated that contrary to what FOX News is reporting Hasselbeck, 35, is not being fir...
Scarlett Johansson was fired while working as a substitute teacher in Norway after letting several small boys taste her blood in the class room, News of the World reports.
According to the wire service, as many as a dozen boys attending kindergar...
After suffering through Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers and Little Fockers, thousands of desperate movie fans are begging the producers not to make any more sequels.
"For the love of God, I can't take anymore--please!" pleaded theatergoer Chaz...