The ever-reliable MRI has shown that David Ortiz, Red Sox designated non-hitter, has two bad heels. The doctors seem to be saying to Big Papi, "Heel thyself."
Yes, this injury seems to have arisen from wearing 4-inch spike heels with his boa durin...
Police have today cautioned George Osborne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of recovery'.
Osborne is reported to have roamed the h...
An abnormal level of swearing and running about in fierce costumes has occurred within the Holy See over the past 48 hours after it was revealed that pranksters had smuggled a canister of pink smoke into the Vatican. The offending item was found secr...
The World Baseball Classic featured a classic baseball brawl game, matching the neighbors of pan-America: Mexico and Canada.
For the United States, it is sort of like mediating a fight between your younger brothers. On the one hand, you want to st...
Gardeners up and down the country are on high alert due to the annual predation of daffodils by scroats planning to 'delight' their mothers.
Supermarkets yesterday reported selling out of Red Bull, torch batteries and high-power water pistols (nor...
Vatican- Today in Rome Cardinals in the conclave debated what the new Pope must be able to do. Quite surprisingly there seemed to be a spirit to include some very new kinds of skills:
* Dancing
* Singing
* Lead guitar
* Tamborine
* Gangnam Style...
A top psychologist has today published an article outlining a new syndrome that sheds light on the cold hearted behaviour of several top tories.
She calls it "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome" and she says its a syndrome that needs to be treated right a...
Isle of Wight residents are reminded to move their calendars forward tonight to 2013. Despite the annual spring reminder and widespread use of the Internet there are many hold outs to sharing the 2013 calendar across the island with many communities...
A top London Clairvoyant has tonight revealed that she has been visited by angry political figures from the past who are all horrified by the implementation of the bedroom tax.
She says the first to contact her was the former Labour Leader Michae...