CNN announced today the network has suspended Wolf Blitzer, host of the news program The Situation Room after he allegedly lied about his Sleep Number setting.
"Wolf has told other correspondents and members of the public on numerous occasions t...
TARZANA, California - Someone once said that Gary Busey's rowboat is missing both oars.
It's also been said about the man with the bird's nest hairdo that he has all the charm of a speed bump.
But Gary has a tremendous sense of humor. He knows...
1401: Pope Boniface reverses his earlier ban on sex, after seeing a massive decline in the birth rate.
1411: The British Home Championship ends in a draw when England fail to seize Berwick back from Scotland.
1414: Japanese explorers reach the mainland for the first time and introduce karaoke to the unsuspecting Chinese.
1429: Portuguese adventurer Marco De Mappo gets lost while "rounding...
A central Florida community has launched citizen patrols after reports that giant sized rodents had been spotted in several locations, striking fear into the hearts of townsfolk.
The first sighting of the massive rodent, which some described as 'h...
Looking tired but relaxed, Louis Walsh emerged this afternoon from Beaumont Hospital with neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem at his side. Louis waved enthusiastically to no-one in particular as a Private Eye reporter waited, hungry for the first utterance fr...
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fell to the Phoenix Suns 97-86 in Phoenix in what was billed as Steve Nash's homecoming.
The point guard's homecoming was nothing but more heartache as the Lakers are now languishing with a 20-26 record.
Spo...
Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term?
The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow...
In an historic statement the Queen and Prime Minister Cameron have agreed they are 'in it together'. They will jointly demonstrate that even the most powerful people in British society are going to take their share of the national burden.
Followin...
Cheap and nasty airline, R++n++r, have been ordered to pay compensation to their passengers that were grounded during the Icelandic eruption of the volcano, Eyjafjallajokull, not Bjork.
Airline boss, Michael O'Leprechaun (name changed for illegal...
Mothers across the United States are noticing an unsettling trend: cookie jars across the country are going undisturbed as their children find their solace in sweaters instead.
Reports of this rise in cookie ignoring began in December with Floren...
No one was injured yesterday when a group of Civil War re-enactors scuffled with approximately two dozen Radio Shack managers. The groups were attending separate conventions at the downtown Bradford Dillman Convention Center and began fighting while...
The Boston Red Sox have a new campaign to win back fans.
They are insisting they have 162 chances to redeem themselves.
Cats only have nine lives, but the Red Sox are defying the odds-makers from Las Vegas. They could win 162 games, though base...
The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just announced a list of ten brand new automotive license plate slogans for 2013.
Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi, the commission's executive director, informed the news media that, unlike previous years, none of the submitted slogans were rejected due to either vulgarity, racism, use of foreign words, or improper grammar.
NEW YORK CITY - Hollywood celebrity Jenny McCarthy is reportedly fit to be tied after hearing that her 30 second Super Bowl commercial has been dropped from the list of Super Bowl advertisements.
According to Clarice Belle Terracutler, an assistan...
LITTLE ROCK - In a historic move, the Arkansas state legislature has voted 34-1 to outlaw atheism within the state.
Senator Stubblefield P. Bootneck, 49, of Monticello stated to Political Salad Bar Magazine that the issue was voted on to show the...
Deceased actress Bea Arthur is suing the National Enquirer over a feature that appeared in last month's issue entitled, "Stars You Thought Were Dead But Aren't."
According to Arthur's attorney, Dee Icer, the crux of the lawsuit is the fact that...
Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the kind of conservative who listens to Ronald Reagan's speeches while watching Fox News at the gun range.
Today's hero of freedom is Tennessee's State Congressman Stacey Campfield. Stacey is the kind of man (you read that right! Totally a dude named Stacey) who has big ideas. One of his first big ideas was that AIDS in only a gay thing.
Every year since 1969 Bavaria's greatest inventors have assembled for a contest that would try their talents to the limits. It is a grueling test of imagination, innovation, creativity, genius and, well, madness. No, it is not a gathering of engineers designing next year's new BMW, it is the annual Karl Valentine Schonsten Blodsinn Wettbewerb.
Schonsten Blodsinn Wettbewerb?
Translated that's...
Philadelphia, PA-- A local spinster is in hospital tonight, recovering from a bizarre case of Dutch Elm Disease. It is believed to be the first time the disease has ever jumped from the Plant Kingdom into the human race. No one knows how it was tra...