Tipperary, Eire - Workmen dismantling burnt remains of the Rainbow's End pub in Carrick-on-Suir, South Tipperary have stumbled on a stash of gold coins stuffed down the back of a Leprechaun's sofa deep beneath the building's medieval foundations.
The nation's food fans all gasped in amazement
There were queues for miles all along the pavement
The day that the feted celebrity chefs
Met a fate at the fete that was much worse than death
Although the sous chefs were usually expedient
They had miscalculated, run out of ingredients
And so as not to inconvenience the fans
It was decided to fill all the woks and the pans
With the...
Police fired rubber bullets and firefighters used water hoses today to try to restore order after hand sanitizer dispensers at a local Target store were accidentally filled with arousal gel. "When I arrived, a dozen shoppers rushed over and began gr...
A spokesperson from Beaumont Hospital in Dublin confirmed that a small brain implant was successfully performed on X Factor judge Louis Walsh yesterday. The latest information from the hospital suggests that Walsh is recovering well after surgery.
There's all this hype about spoons. Seriously, people are lining up outside local stores, waiting in the cold for hours, just to get the latest edition of spoon technology. There are crazy spoon enthusiasts who will even go as far as collecting multiple spoons in various different shapes and sizes. It is becoming a problem comparable to hoarding. What will happen if too many people buy spoons?...
Not only is Robin Hood still alive in the Sherwood Forest, Nottingham, thanks to many Hollywood actors prancing around in skinny green tights and showing their love and affection for Maid Marian including Russel "Stone the Crowe not Ducks" and James...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Not since the Yalta Conference of February 1945, where President Roosevelt and Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin fell in love at this romantic setting, has the world been made privy to such a tear-jerking rapprochement of mutual...
The United States today rebuffed an offer by Canadian officials to provide immediate asylum to embattled Syrian president Bashar al-Assad if the U.S. agrees to take back actor Randy Quaid. The 62 year-old Quaid, best known for his portrayal of Cousi...
After many years of advising pregnant women to avoid cleaning their cat's litter box, medical experts say new research suggests soon-to-be moms not only should change the kitty litter but perform the task as frequently as possible.
"It's a huge...
HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara was spotted having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Hollywood.
She recently appeared on The View and was asked by Elizabeth Hasselbeck about being so well-endowed in the rack department.
Vergara, wh...
It's been a well-known practical joke for years now, someone is asked to fetch a list of products which don't exist and they fall for it because in the spur of the moment the items sound quite believable. Examples of products people might be asked fo...
The naysayers and doomsday prophets have come home to roost in Boston now that Rajon Rondo is gone for the season.
The tide of fan support for Rondo appears to be going out and taking the point guard with it.
The Celtics are now without Rondo f...
In a shock announcement today, a previously unknown scientist is a surprise late addition to the New Year's Honours list, receiving an OBE for services to the nation.
Paul Montgomery, 31, from Pewsey, revealed he had fitted snow tyres to his car...
NORFOLK, Virginia - There are an awful lot of unhappy folks at the organization known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
The group's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter sent an email to the Iranian Assistant Def...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The glamboyant singer Adam Lambert celebrated his 31st birthday at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge with friends, band members, and one of the club's owners David Arquette.
Arguette, who is an alumni of Dancing With The Stars, got so caug...
SANTA MONICA - Some of Britney Spears' close friends have expressed some concern over the "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl.
Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that ever since Spears got canned from her $15 million a year X-Factor judges gig she seems to...
Rick Steves, the author and host of PBS travel show Rick Steves' Europe, has become lost and disoriented in a Costco parking lot, according to authorities.
"Mr. Steves was able to make contact with us on his cell phone, and we are currently in th...
Two college professors had to be forcibly separated by students after they got into a fistfight over whether or not the term "friggin'" is a real word. 64 year-old Professor Wilkie Hyennisfield admitted to police that he threw the first punch.
Tucson AZ: Acme Robotics Inc. (ARI) a company that specializes in biotechnology, robotics and artificial intelligence applications announced the development of androids for home and business applications.
The two male and female android prototypes...