Following the death of Dear Abby columnist Abigail Van Buren on January 16th, the newspaper publishing group that owns the rights to the column has announced it will outsource the column to India.
Egregious Publishing Company CEO Sigmund Gizzard...
At a news conference today, PBS executives could barely contain their excitement as they provided details about their upcoming new television show PBS Pledge Break! "This is a new direction that will take us beyond great PBS programs like This Old H...
London - "It was those special edition commemorative boxed sets of Come Whine 'N' Dine With Me she gave the Queen for Christmas that finally nailed the silly slapper," a Palace flunkey said today as De Brats Almanac of Bourgeois Snobbery published i...
Amsterdam - The abdication of Holland's Queen Beatrix Potter has started a chain reaction with Belgian malingerer Queen Fabiola next for the chop according to Hellfire Club sources tonight.
Beatrix has channeled the Dutch queen for 33 years on a l...
In a sensible move, Queen Beatrix of Holland, has decided to abdicate and hand over the throne to her son, Prince Willem-Alexander, before she starts "kicking up tulips!"
In her abdication speech she also advised British Queen Elizabeth to do the...
Well we never expected to hear this, but apparently this week Kurt Silvey has admitted to the rumours that most of the time he did not practice his dance routines with his partner, he actually did it with a female shop mannequin. Friends of the West...
Researchers have found that memory problems - especially in older people - could be due to lack of sheep, causing lack of sleep.
Many people used to rely on counting sheep to get a good night's sleep. But these days, due to lack of sheep,...
Berlin - A huge row has blown up over German Chancellor Angela Merkel's soft furnishings after some crappy old rugs with long, rough piles gracing her Bundeskanzleramtshaggensquat orifice turned out to be Nazi memorabilia.
Curators at the EU's Mus...
A pet tortoise disappeared from a house in Hooselow but was discovered after five minutes scooting back through the side entrance.
This could well be a world record for the return of a pet tortoise. Most tortoises disappear for weeks at a time, an...
Ten year-old Vance Armstrong has finally admitted to sugar doping. The three times winner of the Tour De Cleveland broke down in an interview on Jeremy Bile's show.
He recalled a shocking history of candy abuse and also named fellow tricyclists wh...
NEW YORK CITY - The ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, has vowed to give up the silver screen and move on to another career field.
Holmes, recently spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop in Manhat...
BOSTON - Several sports reporters are saying that Rajon Rondo's injury is yet another example of the Boston Tri-Curses.
Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it appears to be a sign of The Curse of The Bambino.
He also adde...
Los Angeles, CA - In a shocking turn of events liable to further upset her harshest critics, Grammy Award winning pop star Beyonce Knowles has now admitted to lip-synching an apology for her recent lip-synced performance of the American national...