NEW YORK CITY - The Crocodile Sports Drink Company of Bedford-Stuyvesant, New York, has issued a statement saying it will soon be removing a highly controversial ingredient from its line of energy sports drinks.
Sahara Sara Serpentulli, spokespers...
The proposed development of Orion, the interplanetary spacecraft, has been delayed due to confused sponsors. The joint NASA and ESA project depends on funding from Coca Cola and Rolls Royce. These companies are not happy about their respective involv...
A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back I returned to the part of the country I am from and made the irritating discovery that everyone there had gone nuts.
Normally Wisconsinites are the most normal people you can get, excepting of course people from Madison who many suspect escaped from the space ship that crashed at Roswell. Wisconsinites are so normal that No...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Many want to be a SEAL but few make it. Inspired by GI Jane and aware of the new push to allow women to join combat units, Lady Gaga hopes to become a SEALs candidate.
With a successful career in the entertainment business, on...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a shocking turn of events ailing Dear Abby advice columnist Pauline Phillips shelved her customary charm by issuing a final declaration for her readers to "go fuck themselves."
"I've always looked to her column for quaint life a...
It takes a Potemkin village apparently for TNT's announcer.
Marv Albert noted several times during his broadcast of the Celtics and Knicks game at the Boston TD Garden that the noise from the crowd seemed artificial.
It is reminiscent of the is...
Local sports equipment manufacturer Mad in Plaid announced today it will introduce a set of pre-bent golf clubs for angry golfers.
"There are millions of pissed-off duffers out there. Why should they have to bend their own clubs by whacking the...
Britain has always been a country full of ideas and inventions. It has long been an essential part of the economy, and never more so than in recent years. From the Dyson bagless suction hair dryer to the Dyson bagless sink unblocking suction device to the Dyson bagless bagpipe, Britain still has the innovative ideas which lead the world. Here we round up some of the great new ideas which are being...
The city council last night voted to spend $250,000 to install automotive-type airbags on all downtown lampposts.
The decision came after hundreds of pedestrians have been injured over the past few years while inadvertently walking into posts wh...
Following a three month investigation, police today arrested a coin-operated mall massage chair for lewd conduct. The arrest followed a surveillance and sting operation at the Mall of Malls.
"We got numerous complaints, so we sent in one of our...
Scientists studying dung beetles rolling their balls of dung from A to B have discovered they are guided by the Milky Way and passing comets. This amazing discovery has now lead to proof that dung beetles and other insects actually star gaze includin...
LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, Jerry Buss, has finally figured it out.
He has contacted Tansinella Wickovich, a spokesperson with The Epitome Television Network, and plans are in the works to have the curre...
LOS ANGELES - Anderson Cooper host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has just stated that he does not recall a more bitter, intense, hate-filled feud than the one that is currently going on between country singer LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville who appea...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After President Obama and Aretha Franklin each gave respectively a resounding speech and rendition of the National Anthem four years ago, it seems that the designers of the second inaugural ceremony pulled a full-on Milli Vanilli o...
You may be forgiven if you have no idea what to call a professional basketball team in New Orleans.
They might be called the Mardi Gras because their name seems to mask a long winter's fast, or an overdone parade.
Yes, those crazy fools down in...