Funny story:  Repetitive reading sweeping the country

Repetitive reading sweeping the country

More and more people are beginning to read stuff and then re-read it some time later. Since you've started reading this, even more people have started to read repetitively. Even now, some people will be re-reading the above sentence to make sure...
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Funny story:  Space firm reveals plans to mine hemorrhoids

Space firm reveals plans to mine hemorrhoids

Washington - A US space company is planning to carpet-bomb a deep space anomaly known as the Arsehole of the Universe. The alien swelling is located somewhere inside a massive black hole on a Brown Dwarf close to the constellation of Taurus the Bu...
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Funny story:  Madonna Feeling Miserable

Madonna Feeling Miserable

BROOKLYN - It's being reported that Madonna's manicurist has disclosed that the aging songstress has been having some horrendous mood swings as of late. Madonna, who is 54, recently told Hollywood Innuendo that she feels like the music world is st...
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Funny story:  Masked bank robber escapes with dozens of "Next Window Please" placards

Masked bank robber escapes with dozens of "Next Window Please" placards

Police say a lone suspect escaped with dozens of "Next Window Please" placards during a tense bank robbery yesterday. "He rushed in when the bank was filled with customers," said First Insolvent Bank manager Libra-Fawn DeMedved. "He grabbed a stapl...
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Funny story:  Mexico Has A Serious Illegal Alien Problem

Mexico Has A Serious Illegal Alien Problem

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just announced that they are having a very serious problem with illegal aliens entering their southern border from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, and Nicaragua. Laguna Vendetta, a reporter with Mexico's...
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Funny story:  Welsh Rarebit in Norway gets toasted in tunnel!

Welsh Rarebit in Norway gets toasted in tunnel!

A lorry carrying a load of cheese in Norway caught fire in the middle of a tunnel and melted causing a dilemma for Norwegian cheese lovers who rarely have the pleasure because it is a rare product there. The cheese on toast caused severe smoke pro...
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Funny story:  Beyoncé only got to sing 'because she's Michelle's daughter' according to reports

Beyoncé only got to sing 'because she's Michelle's daughter' according to reports

Washington AC/DC - "That's why Michelle was looking daggers at him during the Inauguration Lunch," Republican House Speaker John Boehner's shoe-shine boy commented today on the decision to cherry-pick popular entertainer Beyoncé Knowles to sing the S...
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Funny story:  Air Disaster

Air Disaster

The coffee maker on an UA wide body threatened horrible passenger death when it stopped heating coffee. The flight crew out of an abundance of caution diverted to Vegas instead of Fargo. The coffee maker was over three years old. Captain Jim Wi...
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Funny story:  Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

A new documentary on Channel 7 tonight aims to tell the real story of the Battle of Britain. Now that most of the combatants are dead, freshly revealed diaries and secret files can expose what actually happened in the skies during that critical battle of WW2. Corporal Harry Cross was an airman in Britain's 5th Airborne Pantyhose Division. An entry in his diary for 17th August 1940 read: "It was...
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Funny story:  Prince Charles "Immensely Proud" Of Prince Harry - So Is His Father

Prince Charles "Immensely Proud" Of Prince Harry - So Is His Father

Prince Charles is said to be "immensely proud" of third in line to the British throne, Prince Harry, telling friends that the young Prince is nothing short of a hero and proudly stands for all things British. Equally praising is Prince Harry's fathe...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...
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Funny story:  New England Patriots Fined For Wes Welker's Wife's Sore Loser Tirade

New England Patriots Fined For Wes Welker's Wife's Sore Loser Tirade

NEW YORK CITY - Another disappointing New England loss, another Patriot player's wife has a meltdown. So noted Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Last year it was quarterback Tom Brady's supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen, who bitte...
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Funny story:  Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

TOPEKA - After a heated debate that lasted six hours, the Kansas State Senate has voted 21 to 19 to prohibit the use of the French sexual term Ménage à Trois. Senator Agatha Tarbutton, 71, of Wichita, initially made the proposal after she was at a...
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Funny story:  Patriots Find the Pendulum Puts Them into Poe's Pit

Patriots Find the Pendulum Puts Them into Poe's Pit

As Oliver Hardy often said to Stan Laurel, "Here's another fine mess…" The Dirty Birds won. The Ravens played for the stuff that dreams are made of…and as Humphrey Bogart told us in the Maltese Falcon, you end up with egg on your face-or dead.
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Tells Ex-Hubby Tiger Woods: Been There, Done That

Elin Nordegren Tells Ex-Hubby Tiger Woods: Been There, Done That

NEW YORK CITY - Tiger Woods was sitting by himself at the prestigious Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City when he was approached by a reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked him if she could have a few words with him and the man whose re...
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Funny story:  Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev, and A Confused Fan

Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev, and A Confused Fan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were recently seen having a great time at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The Tipsy Tadpole is the favorite haunt of many noted Tinsel Town celebrities i...
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Funny story:  Researchers Discover Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering So Many Of His Own People

Researchers Discover Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering So Many Of His Own People

A psychological investigative group has been studying why trained, professional medical people have been able to turn their back on their helping of their fellow man and resort to barbarianism as evidenced especially in Bashar al-Assad, the dictator...
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Funny story:  Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Under new plans from The Department of Work and Pensions, part-time workers could receive monthly statements telling them how much better off they would be if they increased their hours. They could also be sent texts telling them that working mor...
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Funny story:  Firefighters: "We're being discriminated against by impersonators" - Too many police, not enough firefighter impersonators, says union

Firefighters: "We're being discriminated against by impersonators" - Too many police, not enough firefighter impersonators, says union

Just two days after a second man was arrested for allegedly impersonating a police officer, the president of the local firefighters union said his organization is considering filing a lawsuit claiming discrimination against firefighters. "You he...
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Funny story:  The Tea Party Strikes Back

The Tea Party Strikes Back

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm a hardcore Republican warrior who will fight for limited government, deregulation, personal responsibility and a balanced budget. As long as we don't have to cut our centralized military that costs more than the next four countries combined. Today's hero of freedom is Dustin Stockton a spokesperson for TheTeaParty.net. Dustin is the kind o...
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