Afghanistan - According to Our-Man-In-Kabulshit the TV interview joins the ranks of film hoax greats including Zaprudder's 1963 JFK assassination footage, Neil Armstrong's 'one small step for man' leg-pull and Ray Santilli's video recording of Princ...
WASHINGTON, DC - Alleged Socialist and U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a stirring address to the throngs of people gathering in his nation's capitol. Among the many topics he addressed included securing gay rights' to marriage, a complete...
After years of attempting to smuggle themselves into Britain many illegal immigrants are now paying people smugglers to get them out of the damn place!
Britain was once the 'Golden Fleece" for many illegals because they thought that gold and silve...
Vast swathes of countryside in Suffolk were splattered with stinking cow-shit yesterday when a giant muck-spreader ran out of control, after the driver collapsed.
The massive muck-spreader, thought to be from Schittlodes Farm, Great Toddington, ha...
Amid concerns that the new F35 'Lightning II' fighter jet can be exploded by lightning, and that the 'Rivet Joint' aircraft may be barely airworthy the armed forces have now been instructed to adhere to a stricter naming convention.
Cuthbert Pomfr...
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - According to recent government studies, the state of Rhode Island has more hamsters than any other state in the entire United States.
Professor Saxton B. Funderburken, head of the Agriculture Department at Chicken of the...
FOXBORO, Massachusetts - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that the way the Ravens crushed the Patriots, 28-13, the team from Clam Chowder Country looked more like Cub Scouts than Patriots.
The birds from Baltimore flew into th...
ATLANTA - The hometown Falcons jumped on the San Francisco 49ers 17-0, and everyone in the Georgia Dome thought that the southern birds were going to annihilate the team from the Left Coast.
But the guys from Alcatraz City had other ideas as they...
National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network.
LaPierre said he...
Good ole' boy Lee Perkins, card carrying member of the NRA and secret cross dresser, claims he is sick and tired of folk telling him that mans best friend is a dog, despite he himself owning several well trained, obedient and loyal canines.
"It is...