London - Police have found the dead perv's millions in a Swiss slush fund for brats of satanic hos.
Their existence has been a government secret ever since the year dot according to sources at Operation Upper Gumtree.
It means that Savile bough...
"I'm working 70 hours a week and have no time to work out, yet my worthless, unemployed neighbor looks like Mr. Universe. It's not fair," grumbled 36-year-old electrical engineer Angus Pasternak. "Ever since he was laid off, he does nothing but jog...
In the quest to simplify the morass of tax credits and welfare benefits, the government is to trial a novel cashless scheme, first pioneered in the 1940s.
Today a spokesman for the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP, colloquially pronounced 'do...
Washington DC -- The presidential task force to control gun violence is floating several ideas through the national media to get public reaction before it releases its final report.
Panel head Vice President Joe Biden put it this way: "Before we g...
Dirk Moncrief, star of the action film "DieWalker" series, was recently voted the nicest guy in Tinseltown, and referred to by many as "Way less of a douchebag than most other Hollywood celebrities."
One key grip explained that while Moncrief...
Here, after a slight delay, the pulse-pounding second chapter of Clyde Crudwell's bestselling Skank 109!:
"Sir?" A man's nervous voice rang out in the eerie hollowness of the airplane hangar.
"Yes, second lieutenant, what is it?" came the reply from Second Brigadier Bombardier Admiral Benton Onton-Voss.
"That man you were just talking to, the civilian."
"Ye...
Monday, January 21, will be a very special day for Twitter birdies in the U.S.
Many of them have told management that they are taking the day off to participate in the public inauguration of President Barack Obama in Wash., D. C. A patriotic "fly...
"Hey Biden, have you seen my new Spoof article? I think it's way cool" said US President Barack Obama to Joe Biden, otherwise known as the Veep, during a recent cabinet meeting. Of course he was talking about the submission he made to The Spoof.com w...
A class action is being filed on behalf of the British Public against BBC, ITV and C4 jointly to redress trauma and distress of seeing 'that b*stard' every time the news is broadcast. Or any BBC retrospective.
Keith Foss, spokesman for SOS (Sod Of...
The Weinstein Co and toy maker NECA are selling slavery-era action figures based on the characters from Quentin Tarantino's latest picture D'jango (the D is silent) Unchained.
Some are questioning if this is appropriate in this day of enlightenmen...
HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the hit television show The Vampire Diaries have just been signed to star in Durango Grundyweather's hijacking drama motion picture The Trillion Dollar Coins.
The motion picture is being produced by Pipe Dream Films in ass...
In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...
PRINCETON, NJ: The Princeton University men's basketball team could not have been more thrilled upon receiving the 13th seed in the east bracket and matchup against the number 4 seeded Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA Tournament. Despite being heavy und...
Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened."
"He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time.
Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...
NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga and Sharon Osbourne have become embroiled in a nasty feud that started when Sharon's 28-year-old daughter Kelly made some unkind comments about Lady Gaga.
It appears that Kelly stated that Lady Gaga needed to stop wearing...
BEVERLY HILLS - Britney Spears, ex-X-Factor judge, came out of The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel where she had gone to meet with a music video producer-director, who did not want his name mentioned.
She was instantly asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajit...
PARMA, NY--Following a night of shouting, tears, and slamming doors, Deborah and Mark Leet took the time to tell their daughter April that they both loved her very much, and the reason they were getting divorced was because of her and nothing else.