Funny story:  Chevron eyes Scooter Libby prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald 'to fill Chuck Hagel's boots'

Chevron eyes Scooter Libby prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald 'to fill Chuck Hagel's boots'

San Ramon - "You mean as in, er, 'With Concrete?' maybe?" bemused Big Oil sources quipped tonight as Chevron top brass reviewed the scalps Fitzie's notched up fighting organized crime in the last 30 years. This weekend the awesome former US Attor...
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Funny story:  California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

LOS ANGELES - Lakers super star Kobe Bryant says that he has just about reached the end of his rope and he feels that his team is on a roller coaster ride with a lot more downs than ups. He says that back during the summer when the team acquired S...
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Funny story:  Lose weight by pounding sheds

Lose weight by pounding sheds

People who need to shed pounds should pound sheds, according to researchers. Dr. Abel Toschivdit, of Fatbusters Clinic, surveyed over 100 would-be slimmers about their weight-loss attempts. When they had failed to reach their targets, most of them...
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Funny story:  Area Man High on Life, PCP

Area Man High on Life, PCP

OGDEN, UT- With a spring in his step and a song in his heart, area man Brandon Davis, 30, is high on life, PCP. "I feel great," said Davis, whose outlook derives from fresh air, warm sunshine, and 5 to 10mg of phencyclidine. "It's like I could tak...
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Funny story:  Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...
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Funny story:  Al Gore sells ex-wife to Mormon cult leader, nets reported $997

Al Gore sells ex-wife to Mormon cult leader, nets reported $997

Former Vice President Al Gore has made himself a richer man by selling his little known ex-wife to Warren Jeffs, an infamous Mormon cult leader. Gore netted $997 with his 20 percent stake in Tipper when she was sold for a reported $4985 on Friday.
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Shaves Head After Being Caught Smoking Pot

Justin Bieber Shaves Head After Being Caught Smoking Pot

Pop star Justin Bieber has shaved her head and offered a filmed apology after being filmed smoking pot, in an eerily similar gesture of stupidity as Japanese pop star Minami Minegishi; who shaved of her hair after being caught sneaking out of her boy...
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Funny story:  President Obama's Stolen Teleprompter Has Been Found In Mexico

President Obama's Stolen Teleprompter Has Been Found In Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is glad to announce that the president's teleprompter that was stolen from the White House's News Media Room has been found. According to Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt he received a phone call from an...
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Funny story:  Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

BOSTON - The National Food Federation Agency has just issued a warning to seafood restaurant patrons in the state of Massachusetts. NFFA spokesperson Hal "Calories" Calafinster informed the news media that they have received dozens of reports from...
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Funny story:  Regis Philbin and Larry King To Host A New Daytime Talk Show - The Viagra View

Regis Philbin and Larry King To Host A New Daytime Talk Show - The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - According to Epitome Television Network spokesperson Tansinella Wickovich, plans are being finalized for a brand new daytime talk show. Ms. Wickovich stated that the show will be a male version of Barbara Walters' The View and will...
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Funny story:  The U.S. Demands That Mexico Repay The $13.7 Million Loan

The U.S. Demands That Mexico Repay The $13.7 Million Loan

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has contacted President Nacho Winslow of Mexico and reminded him about a loan that the United States made to Mexico in 2002. President Obama was referring to a $13.7 million loan that was given to Mexico to help...
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Funny story:  Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre's Windshield

Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre's Windshield

Beavis and Butthead were taken into custody today after they allegedly stole a car, purchased an unregistered weapon at a gun show, then used it to shoot out the windshield of Wayne LaPierre's car, according to a police report. The actors are best...
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