There were 766 spoof news stories published in December 2013. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Is Dumb Like A Fox

Justin Bieber Is Dumb Like A Fox

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber flew into New York City for an appearance on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. The Biebs told the elder talk show hosts that he wanted to give them a scoop. Both men sat up in their chairs. Justin then told them that he was officially announcing that he was retiring from the music business. No?" asked Philbin. "Yes" Bieber replied "You'...
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Funny story:  Roman Abramovich bags a cool $1billion 'introduction fee' as Ecuador pawns entire oil sector to Chinese

Roman Abramovich bags a cool $1billion 'introduction fee' as Ecuador pawns entire oil sector to Chinese

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich is reported to have trousered one billion US dollars this week after brokering the oil scam of the century pawning Ecuador's annual $13 billion crude sales to China's Hoo Flung Dung Energy Corp. The deal...
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Funny story:  Kanye West Reveals A Secret To Barbara Walters

Kanye West Reveals A Secret To Barbara Walters

NEW YORK CITY - Kanye West appeared on The View with Barbara Walters and Walters let him know right away that she would not be putting up with any of his arrogant musings. West told her that she was not going to dictate to him what he could and co...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson Says He's Thinking About Moving To Russia

Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson Says He's Thinking About Moving To Russia

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - The star of A&E's hit cable show Duck Dynasty said he had no idea his anti-gay remarks would stir up such a sh*t storm. Phil Robertson, the Robertson family patriarch remarked to American Spotlight Magazine "Hey lemmy...
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Funny story:  President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia are that President Vladimir Putin has just about had his fill of the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy Kim Jong Un. President Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that he has never known a world leader wh...
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Funny story:  The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

TUCSON, Arizona - Megyn Kelly has managed to knock Obamacare, the Indiana Pacers, and The Tea Bag Party Christmas Party Fund Scandal off of the front page. The 43-year-old talking head with FOX News has stirred up a holiday hornets nest with her c...
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Funny story:  North Korea's Kim Jong Un Offers To Buy South Korea

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Offers To Buy South Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In a move that no one saw coming the government of North Korea has offered to purchase the entire nation of South Korea. The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un has made a very ge...
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Funny story:  Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

FRANKFORT, Tennessee - The Tennessee Senate has just passed a bill that was carried by a vote of 32-1 that makes twerking illegal. State senator Florence Pennymaker [D-Memphis] stated that she's 34, and she is by no means a prude but having seen M...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez performed at the Annual KIIS-FM Jingle Ball and was really excited since she heard that Vice-President Joe Biden and is wife Jill were going to be in the audience. After Selena began her first song, the microphone cut ou...
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Funny story:  My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

Sam, my cellphone, hadn't been working well lately, and now I know why. Blurred photos and bad connections had become routine. I complained about this in a phone call to my friend the other day. A few minutes later, I got a text message FROM my cellphone. Yep, you read that right. All text messages go through the cellphone of course, but this one was FROM Sam, my cellphone. Here's what...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...
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Funny story:  The Reason Why NASA Has Hired North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un's Nephew

The Reason Why NASA Has Hired North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un's Nephew

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics Space Agency has just released a statement that it has hired the nephew of North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the news media that 24-year-old Tong Song Chu has been hire...
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Funny story:  Warren Beatty Says He And Annette Bening Will Probably Get Divorced Over The Transgenderism Issue

Warren Beatty Says He And Annette Bening Will Probably Get Divorced Over The Transgenderism Issue

HOLLYWOOD - Warren Beatty and Annette Bening have been married for 21 years, but as Beatty recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk it looks like the marriage has hit the big Wall of Divorce. The actor who claims to have bedded 9,8...
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Funny story:  North Korea Issues A Warning To France

North Korea Issues A Warning To France

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government. It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three come...
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Funny story:  Adele pulls out of Roman Abramovich lavish $10million New Year's Eve bash

Adele pulls out of Roman Abramovich lavish $10million New Year's Eve bash

St Bart's, Caribbean - "She doesn't need fashion advice from someone named after one of Santa's bloody reindeer!" is how singer Adele's PR put it today following remarks by Russian mobster Roman Abramovich's current live-in squeeze Dasha Zhukova.
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Devastated After Finding Out That His Daughter Francesca Is A Democrat

Clint Eastwood Devastated After Finding Out That His Daughter Francesca Is A Democrat

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, who is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, is alleged to be angrier than a Persian cat at a skunk party. The devoted GOPer has just learned that his 20-year-old daughter Francesca has become a card-carrying Democrat...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumor...
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Funny story:  Mona Lisa Begs: Let Go, Lego

Mona Lisa Begs: Let Go, Lego

At a packed press conference in NYC's Grand Central Station last night, Mona Lisa (yep, the one who's the subject of Leonardo da Vinci's famous 1503 painting) told the world of her outrage to find out that someone had made a Lego likeness of her famo...
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Funny story:  Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family As Its 2013 Family of The Year

Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family As Its 2013 Family of The Year

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - State Senator Howie Du Croissant [R-Shreveport] has just informed the news media that the state has decided to honor the Robertson family, stars of the hit A&E television show Duck Dynasty. Senator Du Croissant stated...
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Funny story:  President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

NEW YORK CITY - Former President George "WMD" Bush was in the Big Apple to appear with Regis Philbin and Larry King on their talk show The Viagra View. During the show he was asked by Regis why he had lied about there being weapons of mass destruc...
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Funny story:  A 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Georgia Arrested After Police Find 3 Tons of Marijuana In Her Greenhouse

A 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Georgia Arrested After Police Find 3 Tons of Marijuana In Her Greenhouse

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Local police have made what they are calling the biggest marijuana bust in the state's history. Half a dozen officers with the Savannah Police Department raided the home of 91-year-old Agnes Leona Pigeonberry a retired high sch...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Banned From The White House

Miley Cyrus Banned From The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just issued an official White House message which states that pop singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed on the White House property. Colfax informed the White House Press Corps that th...
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Funny story:  Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

The outgoing mayor of NYC has had a lot to say about large, sugary drinks. In short, he hates them. They don't jive with his health crusade. But his newborn grandson (he was born on Christmas Eve) ain't buying it. "Breast milk is ok," said...
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Funny story:  The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives. Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different. For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.
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Funny story:  The real Nelson Mandela died in jail 'years ago' after Winnie conjugal visit: NATO report

The real Nelson Mandela died in jail 'years ago' after Winnie conjugal visit: NATO report

Johannesburg, South Africa - An unmarked grave in south Africa's notorious Victor Verster prison is Mandela's last resting place according to a NATO file on the political activist's former wife Winnie. The report describes how a furious fight bro...
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Funny story:  Super Bowl to be played without helmets

Super Bowl to be played without helmets

New York - Unleashing a last-minute rule change that is certain to spark controversy, the National Football League has banned the use of helmets in the upcoming Super Bowl. "The NFL wants Super Bowl XLVIII to be the safest championship game ever...
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Funny story:  Jay Leno Buys A Wyoming Woman's Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

Jay Leno Buys A Wyoming Woman's Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

BURBANK, California - Jay Leno has one of the most extensive automobile and motorcycle collections in the world. He is said to own over 100 vehicles and 90 motorcycles most of them very expensive. Leno recently heard about 61-year-old Rayleen...
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Funny story:  NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Has Run Over A Possum

NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Has Run Over A Possum

HOUSTON - NASA officials have just received a computer readout from the Martian land rover Curiosity which reports that it has run over what appeared to be a possum. One of the NASA executives who saw the computer message noted that a varmint type...
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Funny story:  A Baltimore School Teacher Finds An Image of Miley Cyrus On Her Breakfast Muffin

A Baltimore School Teacher Finds An Image of Miley Cyrus On Her Breakfast Muffin

BALTIMORE - Dee Dee Snuggatelli is an English school teacher in the Baltimore School District. She said that in her 7 year teaching career she has pretty much heard and seen it all. She told a local newspaper reporter that a few days ago she wa...
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Funny story:  Putin-topping fantasies dominate London's Russian elite

Putin-topping fantasies dominate London's Russian elite

London, UK - A poll of 1,000 London-based Russian businessmen with a personal net worth of between $20 and $250million has revealed their Top 10 favorite dinner party talking points ahead of the Russian Winter Olympics. "At pole position is the p...
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Funny story:  Walmart Admits Food Drive Was Simply Misplaced Compassion

Walmart Admits Food Drive Was Simply Misplaced Compassion

Walmart issued a rare apology today for the tasteless advertisement that claimed its workers were so needy that they could use donations from its customers in the United States. The Bentonville, Arkansas based company which advertises better li...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Nome, Alaska - The Republican Tea Party can no longer be accused of not having an alternative to Obama Care, according to presidential contender Sarah Palin. The former Alaska governor this week introduced the party's SAD program, an acronym tha...
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Funny story:  Nude Photos of Kim Kardashian Are Discovered In A Storage Unit In Cucamonga

Nude Photos of Kim Kardashian Are Discovered In A Storage Unit In Cucamonga

CUCAMONGA, California - A manager of a storage unit facility in Cucamonga opened up one of his storage units and was surprised to see what was inside. Russ Figgford said that since the monthly payment on one of his storage units had not been paid...
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Funny story:  McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The largest fast food franchise in the world has just let its customers know that it will soon be putting out a special limited promotional burger in honor of Nelson Mandela. Nancy Zabaletta spokesperson for the fast food cha...
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Funny story:  Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...
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Funny story:  Larry King Buys A Viagra Factory

Larry King Buys A Viagra Factory

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View, has just revealed that he's purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. The 80-year-old stated that he had been thinking about purchasing a Viagra factory for the past three...
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Funny story:  President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

MOSCOW - When Russian President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to National Security Agency whistleblower Edward Snowden he knew that it would be a move that would be extremely beneficial to Russia. And the Russian president was right on the money,...
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Funny story:  Iceland To Name Its New Aircraft Carrier In Honor Of Nelson Mandela

Iceland To Name Its New Aircraft Carrier In Honor Of Nelson Mandela

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Iceland has just announced that it will be naming its brand new state-of-the-art aircraft carrier in honor of South African President Nelson Mandela. A spokesperson for the Icelandic government stated that originally the aircr...
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Funny story:  Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

ORLANDO, Florida - Red Lobster Spokeswoman Bree Hugginharpee has just informed the news media of a change that the seafood franchise Red Lobster has decided to make. The company's board of directors decided that the company would keep the name Red...
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Funny story:  BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls," Maurice Chevalier sang in the background recently when it was announced at Zoo Atlanta that the panda twins born in July, once thought to be male, are female. Blimey! As reported in Oh, boy! Atlanta zoo finds ou...
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Funny story:  Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Cold part, Canada - Starting defenseman Larry McMurphy was suspended 2 games for his repeated violation of NHL dress code. According to section 3.41.2 "No player, in accordance with hockey tradition, shall have a complete set of front teeth." His sus...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is The Reason She Cancelled Her Australian Concert Tour

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is The Reason She Cancelled Her Australian Concert Tour

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez, who is 21, has just announced that she has decided to cancel her upcoming tour of Australia. The former Disney star who appeared in the hit show The Wizards of Waverly Place talked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywo...
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Funny story:  Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - The management agency that handles Miley Cyrus has just confirmed that the controversial singer has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of the hit cable show Duck Dynasty. Miley spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innu...
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Funny story:  Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

MEXICO CITY - About an hour before the San Antonio Spurs and the Minnesota Timberwolves were to have tipped off in an NBA game in Mexico a fire broke out towards the ceiling. Smoke quickly engulfed the arena and it was evacuated. NBA officials hop...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...
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Funny story:  A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

DOVER, Delaware - Law enforcement officials in Dover have confirmed that a drone that crashed on Bradford Frissyfrock's Farm did in fact originate from outside the United States. Officer Ty Bolero, 43, with the Dover Police Department stated that...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Claims The Planet Pluto For North Korea

Kim Jong Un Claims The Planet Pluto For North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has just informed the United Nations that he is claiming the planet Pluto for his country North Korea. The leader of North Korea stated that he wants to make it perfectly clear that the United States and Russia...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Says North Korea Will Donate $10 Million To NASA If They'll Agree To Put North Korean License Plates On The Next Martian Land Rover

Kim Jong Un Says North Korea Will Donate $10 Million To NASA If They'll Agree To Put North Korean License Plates On The Next Martian Land Rover

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has always been a fan of America's National Aeronautics Space Administration program. He says he has read over 15 books on the subject and he recently told The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea tha...
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Funny story:  Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Confesses She Has A Crush On Jodie Foster

Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Confesses She Has A Crush On Jodie Foster

NEW YORK CITY - The star of The Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise appearance on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. Lawrence stated that she has been a fan of both men going back to her playpen days when her mom would...
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Funny story:  Taxman slaps royal scroungers William and Kate with backdated £1million bill

Taxman slaps royal scroungers William and Kate with backdated £1million bill

London, UK - Feckless gold-digger Kate Middleton and her idler spouse Prince William have been hit with a backdated £1million bill following an orgy of taxpayer handouts nodded through by Prince Charles. The bill covers more than three years of th...
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Funny story:  China's Jade Rabbit stumbles across Old Testament cemetery on dark side of the moon

China's Jade Rabbit stumbles across Old Testament cemetery on dark side of the moon

Space - The existence of a vast lunar mausoleum stuffed with Old Testament prophets' remains was first mooted by the Illuminati during the notorious Judean power outage of AD 69. Biblical hysterians have since insisted the burial site predates the...
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Funny story:  New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

Flushing, New York - Due to an accounting error, the New York Mets baseball club has been mathematically eliminated from the 2014 National League playoffs. Mets principal owner Fred Wilpon took full responsibility for the arithmetic mishap. H...
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Funny story:  Russian Satellite Spots Ants On The Planet Mercury

Russian Satellite Spots Ants On The Planet Mercury

MOSCOW - The Russian News Agency, Vodkavich has just announced that Russia's premier satellite Siberia 7 has just sent back some astonishing photos taken of the planet Mercury. A spokesperson for Vodkavich said that 17 of the 19 photographs clearl...
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Funny story:  NASA Sound Equipment Picks Up Snake Hissing Sounds On Jupiter

NASA Sound Equipment Picks Up Snake Hissing Sounds On Jupiter

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that some extremely high tech sound equipment that it sent up to the planet Jupiter in April of 2009, has picked up what appears to be a snake hissing sound. Several of NASA's expert scientists have gotten together with...
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Funny story:  Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

Scientists State That There Are Cattle On Saturn

CARPINTERIA, California - Two of America's leading scientists were speaking at an assembly of Planetary Science students at Left Coast College. Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser revealed an astounding fact to the students...
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Funny story:  The New Orleans Saints Are Dedicating The Rest of Their NFL Season To Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

The New Orleans Saints Are Dedicating The Rest of Their NFL Season To Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

NEW ORLEANS - After hearing about Phil Robertson of the top rated cable show Duck Dynasty getting suspended, New Orleans Saints quarterback Luke McCown (#7) a graduate of Louisiana Tech felt that there was something that he had to do. He talked it...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party Wants Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson To Be Their Presidential Candidate For 2016

Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party Wants Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson To Be Their Presidential Candidate For 2016

WALNUT SHADE, Missouri - The infamous Tea Bag Party has just announced to the national news media that they are both thrilled and honored to make an announcement regarding the 2016 presidential election. The executive director of The Tea Bag Party...
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Funny story:  It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

Researchers at Oxford University have bestowed upon Canada the dubious distinction of being the most boring of the six countries that comprise what's known as the Anglosphere: Australia, Canada, England, Ireland, New Zealand, and the United States.
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Funny story:  Decades of incest uncovered in Britain's top cult family

Decades of incest uncovered in Britain's top cult family

London, UK - The news from Blighty is grim tonight amid reports that at least six generations of an extended Brit family have practised a cultish form of incest hidden from pubic screwtiny since at least September 1940. Now the true horror of the...
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Funny story:  Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.
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Funny story:  Coming Soon: The iCondom

Coming Soon: The iCondom

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that The Milky Way Prophylactic Company, which is based in Long Island, New York, has announced it newest product. Company spokesperson Richard "Dick" Tarsonberry spoke with NFM's Durango Tucker...
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Funny story:  Voluptuous Boeing Spokeswoman Silences Media

Voluptuous Boeing Spokeswoman Silences Media

The machinists union in Washington rejected a long-term labor deal proposed by Boeing several weeks ago. The proposed pack was "take-back bargaining" and a very bad deal for the union. Without having access to machinists, the initial response of...
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Funny story:  'Fake' Mandela memorial interpreter fully booked for funerals including Pope Benedict, George Bush Sr and Queen Elizabeth: reports

'Fake' Mandela memorial interpreter fully booked for funerals including Pope Benedict, George Bush Sr and Queen Elizabeth: reports

New York - Commenting on his forward bookings diary for 2014 a New York PR company representing South African 'fake' signer Thamsanqa Jantjie said today their client had already accepted hundreds of provisional appearance dates all over the world:...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

HOUSTON - One of the world's leading scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser has just made an unbelievable discovery. Dr. Clexweiser has revealed that recent scientific studies show that the planet Saturn, which is listed as being 4.5 million years...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Carries Tarantula in Purse!

Michelle Obama Carries Tarantula in Purse!

The hard looks that First Lady Michelle Obama gave to the lady next to her husband while they attended the Mandela Memorial spoke for itself. This First Lady will stand for no nonsense. Later in the evening, the same Obama admirer (who was tryi...
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Funny story:  Walmart Removes All of Their Megyn Kelly Bobblehead Dolls From Their Shelves

Walmart Removes All of Their Megyn Kelly Bobblehead Dolls From Their Shelves

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart, the largest retail chain in the entire world, has just made it known that it does not take kindly to anyone attacking the sanctity of Christmas or Santa Claus. Walmart spokeswoman Kimberley Silverlace stated that t...
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Funny story:  NASA Is Asking The Public For Donations

NASA Is Asking The Public For Donations

HOUSTON - In an unprecedented move, NASA has decided to ask the America public to make a donation to the space agency. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that due to certain program cost overrides NASA has had to borrow some mo...
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Funny story:  Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

HOUSTON - Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world with a net worth estimated to be around $67 billion. He recently talked to a NASA official and said that he has always dreamed of being the first person to set foot on the planet Mars.
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Funny story:  Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

Arkansas Asks Chick-Fil-A To Change Their Restaurant Name

LITTLE ROCK - The governor of Arkansas has sent a letter to the home office of Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta, Georgia. The letter respectfully asks that the chicken franchise please change the name of their restaurants located within the state from Chick...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson To Host Saturday Night Live?

Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson To Host Saturday Night Live?

After a petition urging A&E to reinstate embattled Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has attracted more than 100,000 signatures and being backed up by hundreds of thousands of Facebook rants, Robertson says he might accept an invitation to appear...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was shopping at a local Walmart when she was approached by a reporter with National Focus Magazine. Durango Tucker asked the first lady about the rumors that she is very upset at her husband's flirting with Helle...
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Funny story:  SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...
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Funny story:  "Latina Shemale" Pornstar Revealed Actually To Be French!

"Latina Shemale" Pornstar Revealed Actually To Be French!

Porn performer Samannthaa Coxxx, for years billed as "The Latina Shemale" was revealed today actually to be from Paris, much to the shock of her legions of fans. A teary eyed Coxxx faced an inquisitive press with contrition, apologizing to her...
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Funny story:  The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Knicks have listened to the majority of their fans and they have decided to make a decision regarding a comment recently made by FOX News talking head Megyn Kelly. Kelly remarked on national television that Santa Claus...
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Funny story:  A Homeless Man In Illinois Wins $293 Million In The Lottery And Gives It To President Obama

A Homeless Man In Illinois Wins $293 Million In The Lottery And Gives It To President Obama

CHICAGO - Melville Paxperkins has been a homeless man for 17 years. He said that he lost his house in a poker game back on Labor Day of 1996. Mr. Paxperkins has been hanging out at the same Chicago corner for the past 15 years and he says that eve...
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Funny story:  Brit social workers branded 'f***ing Gestapo' for sedating woman before cutting and snatching baby from her womb

Brit social workers branded 'f***ing Gestapo' for sedating woman before cutting and snatching baby from her womb

Essex - "And you thought the Nazis were dead and buried along with Hitler?" a constitutional expert in Human Frights law said today amid British headlines describing how an Italian woman holidaying in the UK was sedated against her will and subjected...
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Funny story:  Dumpster Diving Is New Way to Get an Emmy Award

Dumpster Diving Is New Way to Get an Emmy Award

Folks in the television industry now recommend this as the BEST way to capture that award. They discovered this after reading an article in the New York Post: Worker Snags an Emmy ... that he found in trash. Forget arm twisting, lobbying, spending tons of money to "buy" votes. Not worth it, those in the know say. After interviewing approximately 100 dumpster divers for Emmys on the st...
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Funny story:  NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

HOUSTON - The people at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration are jumping for joy at the recent discovery made by the Martian land rover Curiosity. Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA, has informed the news media that...
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Funny story:  Kevin Bacon to alter his name

Kevin Bacon to alter his name

The film star formerly known as Kevin Bacon announced yesterday that he wishes to be known as Kevin Rib of Beef. He said "After I chat to hungry people, for instance in New York, they promptly disappear and come back munching a NYC special bacon...
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Funny story:  Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA, BP, Big Bob's Cheeseburgers, Jack Daniels, Coca-Cola, and Exxon have teamed up to send a sophisticated fracking operative to venture to Uranus. With any luck, the colossal spaceship holding fracking equipment and a full c...
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Funny story:  Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Seattle--- Recently nine billion in tax subsidies were voted by the state legislature in Washington State to give to Boeing Aircraft. It involves 787 tax breaks ands the largest subsidy ever given to a corporation by a state in the nation's history.
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Funny story:  Bernanke's farewell: 'switch Capitalism with Carnivalism'

Bernanke's farewell: 'switch Capitalism with Carnivalism'

Washington, DC - Americans won't have Capitalism to kick around anymore. The economic system that built the nation is calling it quits, scheduled to retire next month, when Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke steps down. In an impromptu news conference, sta...
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Funny story:  God Admits:  "Pope Francis is right.  The jig's up.  There is no hell."

God Admits: "Pope Francis is right. The jig's up. There is no hell."

HEAVEN--In an interview God held with CNN's Anderson Cooper on Sunday, He admitted that Pope Francis was right when he said, "The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of...
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Funny story:  F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

As reported in this space a few days ago, NORAD - who tracks the progress of Santa Claus -- almost killed the white-bearded jolly man. Santa, his sleigh and reindeer were on a trial run over the North Pole when they were mistaken for an incoming mi...
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Funny story:  Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

St George's, Grenada - Residents of the Caribbean island of Grenada, a British colony illegally invaded on President Ronnie Raygun's direct orders in October 1983, have blocked transmission of the annual BBC World Service Christmas Day broadcast feat...
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Funny story:  NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - NASA which has been dealing with a bit of a financial struggle lately has come up with an idea that will help generate some much needed revenue. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that NASA has decided to put corporat...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...
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Funny story:  President Obama Invites Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Spend The Christmas Holidays At The White House

President Obama Invites Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Spend The Christmas Holidays At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has stated that President Obama was so impressed with the blonde Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt that he has invited her and her husband to the White House for the Christmas holid...
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Funny story:  President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt made headlines all over the world when they were photographed playing footsie at the Nelson Mandela Memorial Eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa. The att...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Makes Dennis Rodman A Very Nice Offer

Kim Jong Un Makes Dennis Rodman A Very Nice Offer

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy is reporting that Kim Jong Un has informed former NBA player Dennis Rodman that he would like for him to be his personal bodyguard. Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman have beco...
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Funny story:  Possible Scottish independence approaches

Possible Scottish independence approaches

Within a year, Scotland may be on its way out of the UK, or it may sheepishly choose to remain. Nobody knows what will happen, which has led to feverish guessing by the media and unprecedented levels of apathy among the general public. "We may as wel...
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Funny story:  The Saints Go Marching Into The Playoffs As New Orleans Soundly Defeats The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17

The Saints Go Marching Into The Playoffs As New Orleans Soundly Defeats The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17

NEW ORLEANS - The weather inside The Mercedes-Benz Superdome was perfect and so was the outcome of the game as the hometown Saints marched their way into the NFL playoffs. The Saints beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17 and will now play the Philad...
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Funny story:  McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items. Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months...
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Funny story:  Megyn Kelly: I'm Probably The Prettiest Republican Woman In America

Megyn Kelly: I'm Probably The Prettiest Republican Woman In America

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly made an appearance on The View and she certainly showed the panel, the studio audience, and the television viewers that she is not the least bit shy. Kelly was asked by Barbara Walters if she feels that her good looks h...
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Funny story:  The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

TUCSON, Arizona - The national chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just announced that they are planning a protest parade to take place in West Monroe, Louisiana, home of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family. The parade will be held to protest the suspensi...
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Funny story:  Gary Busey Banned From Visiting The NASA Space Center

Gary Busey Banned From Visiting The NASA Space Center

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA's Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center, recently met with representatives of the news media. He discussed the topic of the land rover Curiosity, which is on the planet Mars gathering up an u...
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Funny story:  Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The Long John Silver's Corporation is getting ready to introduce what is perhaps its most interesting menu item in its 45 year history. Elmendorf Butterbox, a representative for the fish restaurant chain stated that the Pira...
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Funny story:  Obama not a US citizen!

Obama not a US citizen!

Barack Obama was born August 4th, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Or was he? Obama has feverishly defended that he was born in the United States, but has failed to produce a birth certificate. We have discovered why. After a long arduous search Obama's bir...
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