Funny story:  IRS considers equal tax treatment for intra-species marriages

IRS considers equal tax treatment for intra-species marriages

Intra-species couples will be allowed to file joint federal tax returns, the same as married heterosexual human couples, the Treasury Department and Internal Revenue Service announced Thursday. The new policy allows intra-species couples to claim...
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Funny story:  Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Damascus -- The chemical warfare situation in Syria took an unexpected turn yesterday, when a team of UN inspectors discovered that the war-torn nation is using steroids and other Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) to fortify its army. "Clearly,...
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Funny story:  All that 'Yum, broccoli!' talk making President Obama gung-ho about Syria

All that 'Yum, broccoli!' talk making President Obama gung-ho about Syria

Washington - An unexpected appetizer of the President's favorite dish turned up ahead of Obama's chicken gung-po tonight as he dined alone with Vice President Biden. "Mmm, steamed Broccoli a la Raisa Gorbachev," the Veep exclaimed recalling how th...
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Funny story:  To Bomb or Not to Bomb, That is the Question

To Bomb or Not to Bomb, That is the Question

OBAMA: To bomb, or not to bomb--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the press to suffer The accusations of outrageous inconsistency Or to send a shot across the bow of Syria And by shooting, make Assad "stop doing it." 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. But to bomb and then perhaps to bomb again? Ay, there's the rub, For in that careless act what consequences may...
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Funny story:  Snowden frustrated by Cyrillic, tougher than any code he ever saw at NSA

Snowden frustrated by Cyrillic, tougher than any code he ever saw at NSA

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden, who has spent the last several months in Russia, is reportedly at the end of his tether. Despite having been able to leave the transit area of Sheremetyevo International Airport, Snowden has been frustrated by his attempts...
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Funny story:  A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - Friday nights in the Lone Star state mean one thing - high school football. And fans at Corpus Christi's Jean Lafitte Football Stadium certainly witnessed one heck of a future NFL star in the making. The Pirates of Jean Laf...
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Funny story:  Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico. LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

CARMEL, California - In what an inside source is calling a California shocker, Dina Eastwood,50, has dumped television and movie icon Clint Eastwood, 83, and will file for divorce. The couple who were married for 17 years had a good marriage for...
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Funny story:  A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

CLEVELAND - Local authorities are still trying to figure out how 7,000 turkeys broke out of their turkey shelters and stampeded through a neighboring trailer park causing extensive damage. Auburn Quiverwine, 68, manager of The Happy Haven Estates...
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Funny story:  FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

NEW YORK CITY - In what could possibly be one of the most profitable mergers in recent history, representatives for FedEx and Pizza Hut are having dialogue concerning a possible merger. Emma Violet Chimski, 43, a board of directors member with Piz...
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Funny story:  Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

CHICAGO - Mike Tyson was in Chicago visiting an old friend when he was asked about the Dancing With The Stars rumor. The former world boxing champion, responded by saying that he wants to join the celebrity cast on the upcoming season. He was a...
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Funny story:  Twin Sisters Living In Colorado Discover That Climbing Pikes Peak on A Daily Basis Totally Eliminates The Symptoms of Menopause

Twin Sisters Living In Colorado Discover That Climbing Pikes Peak on A Daily Basis Totally Eliminates The Symptoms of Menopause

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Quackenbush twins, Georgia and Virginia have lived in Colorado Springs all of their lives. It wasn't until early this year that the 53-year-old siblings made an amazing discovery. The twins had both seen their gynecologist D...
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Funny story:  American Idol Desperately Looking For A Third Judge

American Idol Desperately Looking For A Third Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest has stated that he cannot believe that his hit show American Idol is having trouble filling the third judges position. Seacrest spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Keith Urban will be back and...
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Funny story:  The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest in the United States. It is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief Crazy Cow Traveling Sideshow & Carnival. The carnival's owner and director of operations Phineas Fitch was recently interviewed by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. Mr. Fitch was asked how many...
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Funny story:  The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle interviewed Phineas Fitch, the owner and director of operations for The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival, which is the oldest carnival in the entire United States. Mr. Fitch stated that they introduced their newest carnival ride on Columbus Day, 2011, in Columbus, Ohio. He said that the ride is a cousin to...
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Funny story:  Britain chooses indecisive pacifism

Britain chooses indecisive pacifism

In a vote that will have little consequence for the rest of the world, the British parliament have agreed by a narrow margin that they will stand idly by while President Assad of Syria gases his own people. "I'm very proud of this moment," said Pr...
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Funny story:  George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

NEW YORK CITY - Shellie Zimmerman, 25, appeared on The Viagra View and surprised co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King by stating that she is seriously thinking about filing for divorce from her husband George who is 29. Mrs. Zimmerman told Philbi...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Stoned For Being A Whore in Saudi Arabia

Miley Cyrus Stoned For Being A Whore in Saudi Arabia

The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the young formerly squeaky clean Mouseketeer turned rich white trash singer, developed electrical problems flying back from a concert in India and was forced to make an emergency landing in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Th...
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