Funny story:  New probe asks if Diana knew 'Jimmy Savile stuff'

New probe asks if Diana knew 'Jimmy Savile stuff'

London - 'Just like Jill Dando?' - A new nail in Princess Di's coffin has appeared with reports that she and Dodi might have been topped after all as many Brits still believe because she knew lots of Jimmy Savile stuff. The carefully choreographed...
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Funny story:  Pentagon rubbishes reports that 5-star NATO general is slumming it in grace 'n' favor White House mansion

Pentagon rubbishes reports that 5-star NATO general is slumming it in grace 'n' favor White House mansion

Washington AC/DC - "Uh, this sort of thing just doesn't go on in the United States," a Pentagon internal affairs spokesperson said this weekend as news of security raids across the Capital broke. First up a 6am sweep of the Presidential potting sh...
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Funny story:  Posters in Tel Aviv Require People to Act Secular

Posters in Tel Aviv Require People to Act Secular

Over the weekend, flyers were posted around Tel Aviv demanding that within the city limits people respect the customs of the city. The signs call for both men and women to abide by modern day customs and dress. Specifically, when in Tel Aviv, women s...
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Funny story:  The GOP to Split into Three

The GOP to Split into Three

At a strategy meeting in Boston by the Republican National Committee last week, Reince Preibus, the RNC Chairman, announced that the GOP, in acknowledging the political reality facing the splintered party, will split into three. The Republican brand...
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Funny story:  Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Jose Mourinho has rebranded himself again, following his return to Chelsea and Stamford Bridge for the first time since his acrimonious sacking by Roman Abramovitch in 2007. During his first spell, he told journalists he was the 'special one'. At...
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Funny story:  The Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) advise against all travel to Spain.

The Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) advise against all travel to Spain.

FCO, LONDON: Due to the significant increase in criminal activity and recent terrorist attacks, Shots were fired by a Spanish Guardia Civil vessel at a jet skier in British waters around Gibraltar, all British citizens are advised to leave Spain imm...
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Funny story:  Toothpaste Squeezed From Top Of Tube 'Drama'

Toothpaste Squeezed From Top Of Tube 'Drama'

Police in Wiltshire are investigating an allegation that a member of the public squeezed a tube of toothpaste from the top of a tube instead of from the bottom, leaving an unsightly bendy bit in the middle of the tube, and lashings of toothpaste stil...
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Funny story:  Famous porn scriptwriter dies

Famous porn scriptwriter dies

Jethro Munt, the world's most famous adult film script writer, has passed away at the age of 69. His death is not being treated as suspicious, but police are investigating after he was found drowned in a bath full of semen. Munt rose to fame durin...
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Funny story:  England win over Scotland is 'actually a defeat' say critics

England win over Scotland is 'actually a defeat' say critics

The England football teams controversial 3-2 win over auld enemies Scotchland is to be investigated by the FA and FIFA, after various overpaid journalists, broadcasters and ex-players pointed out that the overpaid over-pampered players of the English...
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Funny story:  Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio has revealed to sources that he urgently needs to sign a right-winger before the transfer window closes. DI Canio joined the mackems on April 1st last season, replacing Martin O'Neill, who left the club to spend more...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

This August marks the 44th anniversary of the Tate-LaBianca murders, a brutal killing spree orchestrated by a lunatic named Charles Manson. Manson's justification for the murders was that a Beatles song--"Helter Skelter", largely written by me--prophesized a violent uprising in which blacks would murder most of the white race. Manson believed that the Tate-LaBianca murders would spark the...
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Funny story:  Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

The courtroom was a siege of noise with a lot of rumbling and shouting, plus a continuing rap rap rap of the judge's gavel. "This hearing on the hearing will come to order! This court is now in session to review what's happening next door in the sentencing of Bradley Manning." Rumbling, grumbling, groaning accompanied the Honorable Augusto Beefsworthy as he rose, swaying on his feet, finger...
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