Funny story:  Why Are They Saying Good-bye To The DMV?

Why Are They Saying Good-bye To The DMV?

The White House announced that the Department of Motor Vehicles, (DMV) will be abolished as soon as they empty the buildings. Judging from its history, (stagnant lines that move at a snail's pace) the lights at the DMV may remain on until the end of...
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Funny story:  NRA offers to trade forty-five US Senators for eleven southern states. Obama accepts deal, throws in Utah!

NRA offers to trade forty-five US Senators for eleven southern states. Obama accepts deal, throws in Utah!

In a stunning joint announcement that took the Capitol Press corps and the nation by surprise, the NRA and the White House reached an agreement in which the NRA traded forty-five US Senators and one hundred-fifty US Congressmen to the White House in...
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Funny story:  Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

English soccer, the Tabloids and Liverpool FC, plus others, are in uproar over the strange behaviour of star goal-getter Luis Suarez. He was caught on camera attempting to bite Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, but the camera does tell lies sometimes and...
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Funny story:  Oliver Cromwell's head discovered

Oliver Cromwell's head discovered

London, England. In news slowly but surely emerging over time, Professor Derek Spindlywood, of the science faculty of Dagenham University, has discovered the last resting place of Oliver Cromwell's head. The only republican leader of Britain, Cromwel...
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Funny story:  A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series. An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

LOS ANGELES - Each year Dancing With The Stars has a couple who are rumored to be doing more than just the cha cha cha, the samba, or the quick step. And this year's spotlighted couple is the dancing team of Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Kell...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick pulled into the pit stop after taking 80 practice laps at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana. She was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Dottie Bazooka about the rumors about her alleged ba...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Denies The Sexting Rumors

Kate Gosselin Denies The Sexting Rumors

READING, Pennsylvania - Reality show queen Kate Gosselin says that she really misses the limelight and wants desperately to get back into a reality show. Kate said that appearing on Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 not only helped to boost...
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Funny story:  Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

YUMA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio was named the Grand Marshal for Yuma's 49th Annual Gila Monster Parade. The self-proclaimed most famous sheriff in America rode on a saguaro cactus float along with Governor Jan Brewer and...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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Funny story:  TV Sports Announcer Al Michaels Says The DUI Meter Was Broken

TV Sports Announcer Al Michaels Says The DUI Meter Was Broken

SANTA MONICA - One of the most popular television sports announcers in the entire country Al Michaels was recently arrested for having a blood alcohol level over the .08 percent legal limit. Michaels allegedly told the investigating Santa Monica p...
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Funny story:  Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

HOLLYWOOD - In what has to be one of the more surprising relationships out of Tinsel Town, the word is that American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest is dating Selena Gomez, the ex-girlfriend of Justin "Oops" Bieber. The 38-year-old Seacrest has...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Says Kim Jong Un Needs A Good Old-Fashioned Spanking

Ann Coulter Says Kim Jong Un Needs A Good Old-Fashioned Spanking

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ann Coulter says that she does not understand why in the world Kim Jong Un keeps on running his mouth and making all of these idle threats. The Republican mouthpiece stated that a real man would have already done what the hell h...
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Funny story:  Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a very good year for actress Ashley Judd and close friends are deeply concerned. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Ashley, 45, who is the sister of Wynonna Judd and daughter of Naomi Judd recently stated that sh...
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Funny story:  Hey, a Horse is Playing the Piano

Hey, a Horse is Playing the Piano

This weekend, as I was watching television, my wife misheard a statement I made.  She was in the kitchen and I said, "Hey, Doris Day is playing the piano".  Doris was young and pretty (although surprisingly, a little gay looking) in one of those hopelessly unbelievable 50's musicals where everyone plays the piano like George Gershwin (but you can't see their fingers).  Two stars for this particula...
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