Following the furore surrounding the release by treacherous French ingrates, who for some reason fail to appreciate the sacrifices of D-Day and the Normandy landings, of intrusive intimate photographs taken by scumbag paparazzi of the Duchess Of Camb...
Every year the town of Dorking plays host to a very special talent contest - Dorking's Pets Have Got Talent, is a contest to find some of the most talented pets in the Dorking area.
Last year the top prize went to local girl Pippa Middleclass an...
Paris - He honed his awesome litigation skills defending Princess Margaret in the Headless Duchess caper of '69.
And got Fergie off oral necrophilia charges from a Royal Mausoleum hen night described by one Old Bailey judge as 'pretty hard to swa...
That smell wafting over Fenway Park has moved like a large smog bank down the highway to Gillette Stadium.
That fishy smell was not coming from Denmark, but from Foxboro.
No, that was not the smell of fall in the air, but it was the smell of th...
Governor Mitt Romney called an impromptu press conference this morning to reply to a leaked memo that states his mother once referred to him as a weasel.
"My mother was a liar," said Romney with a red face and an angry tone in his voice, "She said I acted like a weasel, that's not the same!"
Reporter: "Governor, why did she say that?"
Romney: "It was nothing!"
Reporter: "Why?"
Romne...
Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham.
They were greeted upon a...
Vatican City-- Scandalous photos of a half naked Pope Benedict XVI are about to be published on a German website. The pontiff is shown wearing only a towel around his waist as he steps from his bathroom into his dressing room. The Vatican says it w...
Lakeland, Fla-With the presidential elections nearing the finish line, and all their uber-wealthy friends tapped-out, the Romney campaign is now desperate to attract individual donors, especially since individual donors are once again rising to the o...
Paris - A French judge has sided with the editor of SaggyTitz! magazine that some tawdry royal boob snaps 'were deliberately posed'.
And he's thrown out demands for the pics' destruction as well as punitive damages against the mag.
Calls for th...
Washington, DC-- The Department of Homeland Insecurity has begun mailing an ounce of marijuana per week to all of the 312 million citizens of the United States. The government expects some tough times ahead in the next few months, and they want ever...
Queens Park Rangers defender Anton Ferdinand is being investigated by the Premier League after it emerged that there were odd betting patterns in the run up to the pre match handshakes against Chelsea yesterday.
It was well known that Ferdinand wo...
As Elderly Girl has informed you dear women before, she insists on having her "time of the month," even though she has been post-menopausal for eons.To be honest, it is pretty much always her time of the month, and, to quote the great soul songstress Ella Fitzgerald, "It Ain't Nobody's Business But My Own."
She believes it is her biological prerogative to burst into tears, punch holes in wa...
Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.
In times past it would be called a sexual deviance, but today many people are worried that it will be yet another that gets labeled an "orientation". Heterosexual, homosexual, pansexual, metrosexual, and now autosexual? The sexual attraction to ones...
Bought a book about BBC Radio 4 in the local charity shop.
Inside the book is a business card for the writer.
He lives a few streets away from me and the shop. A bit of self-promotion maybe...
Overheard Conversation of The Week
Woman to her friend at the bus stop. "I've got my Year 13 children where I want them. They already hate the Tories.
London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic merchandise...
Emile Heskey is wanted by Conference side Macclesfield, who believe the former Aston Villa, Liverpool and England striker, can fire them back into the Football League.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Found his level?
Former Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, 65, says he still as passionate about the game now as he was 20 years ago. "Get me and Fergie together and we'll be talking about the good job M...
Anton Ferdinand is considering taking a civil action against John Terry should the Chelsea defender escape serious punishment from the forthcoming FA inquiry into his alleged racial abuse.
Full story: Sunday Telegraph
Apparently the case is a week Tuesday. As Ferdinand left the pitch he shouted to Terry "Oiii , C U Next Tuesday"
Reading skipper Jobi McAnuff, 30, has called for football's top...