Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Elizabeth "Kate"; Middleton; born 9 January 1982) the the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and a member of the British Royal Family, second in line to the thrones of the 16 Commonwealth realms is...
I am a Roman Catholic clergyman, a Jesuit. From 1991 through the fall of 1994, I lived in American Fork, Utah, a then small, village between Salt Lake City and Provo. I was a missionary to the Mormons. I was also deeply under cover.
For the first year-and-a-half my cover was that of a bar fly with my own stool at the le Sabre Lounge in American Fork, an honest to goodness bar (a private cl...
The publication of topless photographs of the Duchess of York, or wherever, has caused widespread anger from the Royal family and breast enthusiasts everywhere.
French magazine Closer have apparently published paparazzi photographs of the Princess...
Two giants of the boxing world will face off tonight in a prize contest at Dorking's Cheesy Puffs Arena.
Pugilism has always been a gentleman's sport and they don't come more gentle than Bill 'Bonecrusher' O'Dibelt. The Irishman who was once pard...
Wazup,Tunisia-It was a common mistake back in the day but for one Al Qaeda operative it was one mistake too many, and he can blame it all on the Millennium.
Back then there was great confusion about when the new millennium began, with some celebrating on Dec 31 1999/Jan 1 2000 and others a year later.
The smart money people, backed up by astro-physicists, pointed out that There is no year...
National Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh today declared that Mitt Romney himself is part of a Left Wing Conspiracy to discredit conservatives and the Republican Party.
"Mitt Romney's words on Libya and riots in Egypt are total fabrications tha...
TORNADO WV (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his "abnormal fear of clowns," a fear that he's suffered since early childhood. The President revealed this in a Beer Pong interview with Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. at the Jesuit Convent of the Que...
The duchess of Cambridge (very intellectual) decided to something for charity during her holiday in France and went topless in front of the cameras and she told the ecstatic paparazzi, "chaps, all of the money earnt from flogging my photos should go...
Simon Cowell has said that he will now take six weeks off a year to stop him from having another breakdown. The music mogul who owns property in the UK, the USA, France and half the moon is reported to have been under tremendous pressure from his wor...
Somewhere, USA-On Monday, September 10, 2012, the robotic and vacuous Mitt Romney stumbled along the dusty campaign trail with his dumb-struck running mate, Paul Ryan. As Romney's black hair dye streamed down the back of his $150 Facconable shirt, an...
Washington, DC-- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has tapped her husband to be the next ambassador to Libya. Mrs. Clinton hailed the former president as 'an amazing negotiator' and promised that he will be rewarded in his new job in the troubled r...
The appearance of Kate, Princess of Cambridge, topless in a French magazine has resulted in rioters destroying the French embassy in London.
Banners decrying the French assault on our 'Queen to be' were waved as bricks and petrol bombs cascaded in...
The Royal Family confirmed today that young members would appear in a new BBC talent show in what has been seen as an attempt to divert the news away from recent scandals.
The new late night BBC Three show named 'Strictly Striptease' will be hoste...
The Catholic church has issued it's version of a Fatwa against roly-poly writer and comedian Ricky Gervais after a serious of attacks and "tweets" deriding the religion and its followers.
The Vatican announced that the Pope had personally authori...
Dear Constituents
I have had such a hectic week and so much exciting news to tell you.
But please do not put this Newsletter aside to read whilst sat on the loo or in the pub. This one needs to be read whilst seated in your most comfortable chair with the TV off and, perhaps, a cup of tea.
As I mentioned in my last Newsletter I have recently decided to use disguise to conduct researc...
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia - She's played a blinder with those holiday snaps commissioned to up her saggy, er, public profile.
Sadly it's pretty much a 'two fried eggs in the loaming' kinda moment as once levelled by critics of Jerry Hall's Vagina Mon...
In the wake of the massively over-hyped and under-specified iPhone 5, Apple Computers have announced that they will provide free therapy for all those consumers that have succumbed and bought one of the new devices.
"We're aware of the massive cru...
Desert people have an inalienable trait in common: absolute obedience to the hierarchical authority. The reason is obvious: The grand warlord owned or still owns the local water well. Obey the warlord or die of thirst. The choice is all yours. Do not be mistaken to believe that only the man at the pinnacle is a tyrant. Tyranny functions according to pecking order theory. All members of such societ...
LONDON - The British publication Ta Ta For Now News is getting ready to publish topless photographs which were allegedly taken of Kate Middleton, AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.
TTFNN's Chatsworth Wiggonholt stated that Kate "The Great" as Dancing W...
Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy.
HUZZAH - Casting Jimmy Smitt's real-life wife Wanda De Jesus (pictured). Ladies and gentlemen, that picture was taken when Ms. De Jesus was 54. YUM! And, yes, @nicole, I know she looks like my mother. Like that doesn't creep me out.
HUZZAH- Harold Perrineau, one of my top-5 favorite actors ever (wheelchair guy...
Three Huzzahs and Three 'F--k You's for the Season Premiere of Sons Of Anarchy.
HUZZAH - Casting Jimmy Smitt's real-life wife Wanda De Jesus (pictured). Ladies and gentlemen, that picture was taken when Ms. De Jesus was 54. YUM! And, yes, @nicole, I know she looks like my mother. Like that doesn't creep me out.
HUZZAH- Harold Perrineau, one of my top-5 favorite actors ever (wheelchair guy...
After yeserdays report into the Hillsborough tragedy exposed a police cover up, the most senior serving officer at the time, Sir Norman Bettison, has issued a full and unreserved 'fuck you' to victims and their families.
Now Chief Constable of Wes...
SAN FRANCISCO - The most famous White House intern in the history of American politics has managed to crawl back into the spotlight.
Monica "Lips" Lewinsky, 39, has just announced that she has written a second book and she is currently shopping it...