A journalist who recently interviewed Ms Stewart in connection with a publicity article for her recently released film "On The Road" has contacted a top behavioral therapist in despair and posed the question ,"Could Kristen Stewart have Tourette's Sy...
LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive.
The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters.
He...
The wife of Australian opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out in defence of her husband who was labelled a misogynist by Prime Minister Julia Gillard in a forthright speech on Thursday.
Kylie Abbott said that she was "spitting blood" after hea...
CLEVELAND - The rumblings being heard on Lake Erie are not weather-related but football-related.
The Cleveland Browns at 0-5 possess the worst won-loss record of any of the 32 National Football League teams.
Owner Jimmy Haslam has said that the...
PHILADELPHIA - Quarterback Michael Vick's team, the Philadelphia Eagles, is currently sitting on top of the NFL's NFC Eastern Conference with a 3-2 record.
And it appears that, as usually happens with people who get in trouble, Old Mother Trouble...
LOS ANGELES - The greatest Laker in the history of the Lakers organization, according to Kobe Bean Bryant, has just said that there is no way that the Lakers will not win the NBA championship this year.
Kobe, speaking with Sports Balls Illustrated...
London - "Just don't ask about 'what lubricants'?" a former Opus Dei zombie commented as news broke that the shadowy self-flagellation cult greased the palms that gonged up old perv Jimmy with a Pontifical Equestrian Order of St Gregory the Great kn...
Brandon Spikes (who won infamy and glory for exposing himself on a sex tape), a la Kim Kardashian back in a college sack before he joined the Patriots, offered more self-deprecating humor this week.
Alas, gay liberals are not in a joking mood this...
NEW YORK CITY - Paul Ryan appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and right off the bat he was asked by the British host how he felt about being called Little Bunny Foo Foo.
Paul turned as red as a Chattanooga cherry and then pointed out that being calle...
WAPAKONETA, Ohio - Paul Ryan, fresh from his Vice-Presidential Debate, pulled into Wapakoneta on his Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour.
He spoke before a crowd of independent voters that had gathered in the parking lot of Bubba Bick...
HOLLYWOOD - The star of TLCs Here Comes Honey Boo, Alana Thompson recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
The little seven-year-old in four-inch heels demonstrated to Ellen the way that she walks during her beauty pageant competitions.
E...
NAPOLEON, Ohio - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle about the rumor floating around the Great Lakes area.
The political rumor is that The Old Flip Flopper has stated that when he is elected pr...
LANCASTER, Ohio - Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Lancaster, Ohio, the town that was named after Lancaster, Laos.
He told a crowd of semi-enthusiastic independents that if he is elected president he will keep...