Scene: A small farmhouse in Sussex. A man enters the kitchen.
"Beryl, old Mr Snoop has been arrested for stroking a badger in the lower field".
"Oh gosh, what are we to do about the fence?" replied Beryl.
"The fucker will have to do it when he is released".
"Language Nigel, we are being recorded by the BBC" advised Beryl.
"Sorry darling, it's just that I was hoping to go fishing thi...
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