Bill: Hello there, and welcome to Fly Fishing. My name's Bill Palmer.
Kenneth: And I'm Kenneth Purves.
B: We're here at Dorking Reservoir again, but this time we're not birdwatching. We're standing here in our thigh-highs, grasping our rods firmly with our tackle dangling in the water. Hopefully we'll get a nibble from some passing trout, or even something more exotic.
K: Yes, that's righ...
For most of us, unsolicited emails advertising Viagra and other sexual paraphernalia are simply a part of life. Most of us receive them in our 'Spam' folder and delete them without ever looking at them.
But for Marv Kuntz the story has taken a ver...
Earlier today Lord Leveson revealed the conclusion of his public inquiry into the culture, practices and ethics of the British press.
His report is particulary scathing when it comes to satirical website 'Thespoof.co.uk'.
Describing the website...
Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy!
Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Pro...
Prime Minister's Questions took a turn for the worse today where an under-performing David Cameron resorted to cliche rather than avoidance.
Generally speaking it is an M.P.'s right not to answer questions directly. Even the simplest requests for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
Scientists love nothing more than wasting public funding on conducting experiments that have conclusions children could have come up with. Back and to the Left news, sick of seeing so much money getting flushed down the toilet, pulled together some of the most meaningless studies science has completed in the past year. Please note this is not a bitter vendetta against the scientific community beca...
The Church of England, also known as the Anglican Church, the Protestant Church and the Church of King Henry the Eighth, voted recently to disallow women from become bishops, although they can become other members of the clergy, including monks.
T...
Living and working in London inevitably leads to suffering the subterranean cesspit that is the Underground system. This is a clarion call to all the selfish, unreasonable, obnoxious and fantastically annoying individuals out there using the Tube. To help in your quest for attaining universal disdain and irritation from all your fellow passengers, I've prepared a handy cut out and keep guide for y...
The Isle of Wight has been identified as the place in the UK with more transvestites than any other, with Ryde being the town with more cross dressers than any other town in the UK.
"It's been estimated," said councillor, David Pugh, in a lovely p...
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan says she watched the Internet video of Angus T. Jones badmouthing Two and A Half Men, the show that pays him an astounding $350,000 a week just to utter a few lines that any 19-year-old boy in the good old USA could do.
Boston Celtics attack dog and sometime point guard pipsqueak Rajon Rondo decided to fight Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets, like a deranged Chihuahua taking on a feisty Afghan hound.
We once saw a toy French Poodle go beserk when he saw a Clyde...
CHICAGO - Demi Moore was in the Windy City shopping for a certain pair of imported Swiss winter boots and trying to take her mind off of her husband Ashton Kutcher, 34, and his baby girlfriend Mila Kunis, 29.
As she was strolling along downtown si...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby boy on May 1, and seven months later she is pregnant again.
Simpson, 32, says that she is literally shocked that one of her eggs got fertilized so quickly. She commented that it is somewhat bi...
DALLAS, Texas (ABSNN) - Texas, long the foe of evolution, is back in the news today thanks to a report from a Texas veterinarian who told reporters that DNA samples prove that the legendary "Bigfoot is part human-well, at least Bigfoot's penis is hum...
Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation process gauntlet that other contestants had gone through on the mega hit American Idol Show? If they had to withstand Simon Cowell's smarmy, dagger sharp verdicts many would have probably been mowed down like mushrooms to a lawn mower. Let's take a trip back to the mid 2000's and see how many of today's artists wou...
London - 'You can blame piss-poor vetting of talked-up NewsCorpse hacks for the government's embarrassment' the Leveson Report into press chicanery will reveal tomorrow.
A sneak preview of Lord Leveson's probe shows the judge scratching his head a...