New York - "The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man stole hundreds of pairs of her Agent Provocateur undies," is how one Central Park West realtor put it as Madonna's stunning $23.5million duplex came onto the market, "no wonder she had to have her, er, vajazz...
The Isle of Wight will be rolling out new signage next year for the outskirts of all cities, towns and villages announcing the name of the community and population. All communities going forward will have a standardized format sign with the same font...
SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...
Florence, Italy - Italians go to the poles (no pun intended) to vote for a new leader and members of parliament on Monday. Like in America, there are other issues up for public contemplation on the ballot as well, such as austerity measures, pension...
The current state of the UK weather is hardly news. Each day we are regaled (literally) with more accounts of torrential rain, howling winds and damaged property.
But to research a story that may well have slipped under the radar, The Spoof has be...
Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like masses rushing about specific chain stores in large communities in a feeding like frenzy. Zombieologists, a newly developed scientific category that specifically studies zom...
It hasn't been the most edifying of weeks for the Church of England.
First they introduce Archbishop of Canterbury-to-be Justin Webbeleyebbely for our appraisal. Webbeleyebbely has an interesting past, only being ordained in 1991. He had previous...
After the stunning success of Sir Alex Ferguson having his statue revealed at the Theatre of Dreams in Manchester, the United Nations, FIFA and Jaggedone (who?), have decided to erect statues to some of the world's greatest arseholes in places where masses of pigeons (and other birds) can shit all over them (SAF is not an arsehole BTW!).
The statues would then become symbols of human madness an...
VENICE BEACH - Demi Moore had gone down to Venice Beach on a shopping spree. As she was trying on a pair of sandals at a local shoe store she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors.
Moore was asked how she was feeling in regards to hitti...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley was extremely sad and upset when she was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars: The All Stars Edition.
She told a close friend that she will certainly miss the daily ritual of being in Maksim Chmerkovskiy'...
We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'.
That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story.
Following the collapse of a driver on t...