Funny story:  A Struggle In Syria

A Struggle In Syria

David Cameron and some dude from France (a President? We don't know it's France it could be anything) have decided that they will arm the rebels in Syria, but only with "defensive weapons". They stress that this will help bring a quick end to the blo...
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Funny story:  Oscar the Grouch Gets New Home

Oscar the Grouch Gets New Home

Manhattan, NY - Big Bird is not the only one relieved about the outcome of the 2012 Presidential election and the defeat of Mitt Romney, who vowed to cut PBS funding. The Sesame Street Corporation was so elated that they were not going to be put out of business, that they handed out Christmas bonuses early. In addition to Big Bird's new yellow Ferrari 458 Spider and Burt and Ernie's custom dia...
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Funny story:  Helen Flanagan Haunted By Traumatic Supermarket Excursion

Helen Flanagan Haunted By Traumatic Supermarket Excursion

Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan - also known as Rosie Webster, and the one who constantly bottles it on 'I'm A Celebrity! - Get Me Out Of Here!' today revealed in an exclusive interviewwith Skoob Entertainment News stalwart Buffty Ginslinger, that she was left deeply traumatised following a visit to Asda. In Bolton. "It was terrifying," Ms Flanagan related to Ginslinger. "An absolute nightma...
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Funny story:  Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Manhattan, NY - After taking some heat for his handling of Super Storm Sandy, Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, opened up Central Park to displaced residents, allowing them to camp legally in certain sections of the park for the first time s...
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Funny story:  Ghostly image of Vince Foster materialises on President Clinton Library window

Ghostly image of Vince Foster materialises on President Clinton Library window

Little Cock, Arkansas - "Must have been a classic two-bullet suicide," a former FBI investigating officer tweeted this morning as scores of Secret Service agents were spotted scurrying around with buckets and mops frantically trying to erase the ghos...
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Funny story:  Matt Lauer - The TV Grinch Who Stole Christmas

Matt Lauer - The TV Grinch Who Stole Christmas

NEW YORK CITY - The Peacock Network will soon have to layoff some of its Today Show employees in order to help offset the tremendous amount of money that they are paying host Matt Lauer. A spokesperson for NBC stated that "The Diva" Lauer is paid...
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Funny story:  Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley

Karl Rove, weasel extraordinaire and famous shill for the Republican Party, was found unconscious, beaten half to death and left lying in a Washington alley early this morning. Surveillance tapes retrieved from security cameras around the neighborhoo...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has informed GOPicky Magazine that she is making plans to leave the country. The former governor of Alaska, who quit in the middle of her term to concentrate on her reality TV show as well as participating...
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Funny story:  Deathbed Confession: Sylvester Plagiarized Daffy Duck

Deathbed Confession: Sylvester Plagiarized Daffy Duck

The reported last words of the well-loved actor Sylvester the cat, who died yesterday, have stunned many of his fans. He finally admitted that his voice was modeled on the famous bird star Daffy Duck. He also confessed that many of his comedy routine...
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Funny story:  Energy giant that put bulls up sees profits surge

Energy giant that put bulls up sees profits surge

A huge Scottish Hydro giant filled with energy carried a pair of Highland bulls all the way up Ben Nevis yesterday. Thousands turned up to witness this amazing feat, which was filmed by Sky News and several American film companies. Mega-biologi...
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Funny story:  AVB is CBC (Completely Batshit Crazy)

AVB is CBC (Completely Batshit Crazy)

"Can we play you every week" was the chant that echoed around the Emirates stadium at 5pm on Saturday. Unfortunately for Arsenal, but fortunately for Gareth Bale, no Arsenal can't play Tottenham every week. A majestic Arsenal performance was capped o...
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Funny story:  Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Following Friday's announcement that Hostess Brands was shuttering its facilities and ceasing operations, sales of the company's flagship product, Twinkies, have increased 10 fold - with some paying up to $550 for just one crème filled cake. T...
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Funny story:  A day in the life!

A day in the life!

This magazine article is dedicated to our local tramp called Kninky by the local inhabitants in this down to earth, Dutch village called Tegelen. "A day in the life" by Jaggedone "Got up, got out of bed (two copies of the local newspaper De Limburger Dagblad and a park bench, if you're lucky!), didn't put a comb across my head because I couldn't find one in the rubbish bins yesterday" "Ea...
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Funny story:  Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - One of the directors of The GOP National Policy Making Commission has just made a monumental statement. Arlo "Dimples" Puffpowder, 73, informed members of the political news media that he has initiated a movement to drop the...
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Funny story:  Deion Branch Rides into the Breach-Again!

Deion Branch Rides into the Breach-Again!

Deion Branch has been sent packing by the New England Patriots, though some wonder whether he is packing his steamer trunk or just an overnight bag. Fans may want to send up a red flag on the departure of one of Tom Brady's dearest friends. It mig...
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Funny story:  Tebow Not Praying, Just Super Hung Over.

Tebow Not Praying, Just Super Hung Over.

NY - Last weekend in Seattle versus the Seahawks, the NY Jets suffered yet another pummeling loss that left Tim Tebow and his teammates feeling a little punch drunk. Avid fans of the NFL's most famous second-stringer however, say that punch drun...
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Funny story:  Sweatin' Out Satan - America's struggle against evil and obesity

Sweatin' Out Satan - America's struggle against evil and obesity

Actual story from the Washington Post: WARSAW, Poland, Feb. 11 (UPI) -- Roman Catholic regions of Europe are seeing a resurgence of exorcism, the rite of expelling evil spirits from tortured souls. Informal efforts to train more exorcists began under Pope John Paul II when the Vatican formally revised and upheld the rite for the first time in nearly 400 years, The Washington Post reported Mo...
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Funny story:  Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - When Oklahoma District Judge Mike Norman sentenced a teenaged youth who caused his friend's death in a car crash to church for ten years, he likely thought the boy would choose an evangelical church like the Nazarenes or...
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Funny story:  Hurtful comments at the Dorking Dance Off

Hurtful comments at the Dorking Dance Off

A massive argument has erupted at the annual Dorking Dance Off held at Dorking Town Hall. It started just after the tango as the Bollywood dancers came in while the ballet dancers waited for their turn. As heated looks were exchanged, the belly dance...
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