Funny story:  Ann Romney Reveals Her Husband Mitt Is Depressed

Ann Romney Reveals Her Husband Mitt Is Depressed

BOSTON - Ann Romney, wife of Mitt Romney, was in the city known by chefs throughout America as Bean Town. She had come to Boston on a winter shoe buying spree. Mrs Romney was asked by Asburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue how her h...
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Funny story:  Little Divot Man Accuses Local Casino Of Cheating

Little Divot Man Accuses Local Casino Of Cheating

Following a night of copious drinking, excessive cigarette smoking and reckless gambling with his wife's gin money, Little Divot man Clive Peddle has issued a stark warning to anyone else contemplating doing the same. Mr Peddle told us, "After all...
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Funny story:  Rondo Dismisses Duct Tape for 21st Century Solution

Rondo Dismisses Duct Tape for 21st Century Solution

Rajon Rondo suffered a sprained ankle the other game, but he missed only one game before returning to his magnificent form. Saturday afternoon, playing less than the entire game, he still had 20 assists. To what do we attribute the healing powe...
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Funny story:  General Petraeus Stripped of His 'License to Kill'

General Petraeus Stripped of His 'License to Kill'

Washington DC - The State Department has revoked the master spy privileges of disgraced former CIA director David Petraeus. That means the ex-general has lost all of his "00" espionage perks, including the highly prized "License to Kill." "Because...
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Funny story:  Equality Commission bans sex

Equality Commission bans sex

The European Equality Commission have forced through a number of laws which are likely to make significant changes to the way people live their lives. Owing to the nature of the EU-wide changes, there is nothing the UK government or anyone can do to...
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Funny story:  Footballer fined for speeding

Footballer fined for speeding

A former Scotland goalkeeper has been fined £1,000 by the Scottish Football Association after admitting speeding during last week's game at Arbroath. Dougal Grayound, who plays for Hamilton Athletic, was spotted by a speed camera sprinting past th...
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Funny story:  Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...
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Funny story:  UK Defence Chiefs caught in the cross-fire as top US General forced to pull out

UK Defence Chiefs caught in the cross-fire as top US General forced to pull out

In the light of recent revelations concerning General Patraeus, senior members of UK Armed Forces have admitted that they have also been caught with their pants down, frequently having to make a 'hasty tactical withdrawal'. Part of the problem is...
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Funny story:  Barking woman's horror as Dave Lee Travis teapot 'grows horns'

Barking woman's horror as Dave Lee Travis teapot 'grows horns'

Isle of Dogs - "I swear it looked like hexoplasm was coming out of the spout," shocked Barking resident Mrs Nora Titzoff said today as news of the paranormal 'attack' went viral in Lamp Post Avenue. Speaking to local reporters the retired special...
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Funny story:  Cruel Facebook Prank Causes Spinster To Lose Her Head

Cruel Facebook Prank Causes Spinster To Lose Her Head

Philadelphia, PA-- A mean trick played on an elderly English teacher by her students has left the lonely spinster decapitated. Police sources say Miss Vicky Smegma was killed after she ran into the propeller blades of a helicopter last night at the...
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Funny story:  Chris Kamara - My Stalker Hell

Chris Kamara - My Stalker Hell

Legendary ex Bradford City Footballer Chris Kamara today speaks out about the hell his life has become since becoming targeted by an hysterical late middle aged man from the Mediterranean. "I don't know where he came from" said Chris "but he app...
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Funny story:  How Low Can You Get?

How Low Can You Get?

The lack of enthusiasm displayed by the British public to vote for Police Commissioners has led to some serious discussion in the upper echelons of Government. The plan for voting for executioners which was to be incorporated into the Tory electio...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Beat Glacier Receding to North Pole

Red Sox Beat Glacier Receding to North Pole

If it seems like the Boston Red Sox are asleep at the switch, you may be right. This week alone, the Red Sox ignored the sound of a tree falling in the woods. The Miami Marlins traded all the pitching and shortstops the Sox could have used to thei...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers To Host A New Game Show

Joan Rivers To Host A New Game Show

LOS ANGELES - Joan Rivers, star of two cable television shows The Fashion Police and Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best, has just been offered a third TV show. According to Epitome Network spokesperson, Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, Rivers, 79, w...
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Funny story:  The Official Texas State Secession Committee Interview

The Official Texas State Secession Committee Interview

Writer's note: My father, a lifelong Virginia patriot, told me: "The only good thing that ever came out of Texas was an empty Greyhound Bus." I thought he was being overly critical of Texas back then, but my opinion changed during the course of this interview. AUSTIN, Texas (ABSNN) - Texan John Rogers is on his way to his office on a street just a block from the Texas State House. Every doo...
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Funny story:  The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the Tinsel Town rumor mills are working overtime in regards to Rob Pattinson, star of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that RPattz was seen in the company of Taylor Swif...
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Funny story:  Jeff Gordon Nascar Fight Triggered By Texting

Jeff Gordon Nascar Fight Triggered By Texting

Homestead, FL - The embarrassing brawl that Nascar Superstar, Jeff Gordon, and his pit crew were involved in at the Phoenix International Raceway on Sunday with rival Clint Bowyer, appears to have been in the name of track safety. It seems that the u...
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