Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI has ordered sweeping changes in the way Roman Catholic priests and nuns may dress. The surprise announcement caught Vatican watchers off guard. The new clothing styles will mark the most radical wardrobe changes sin...
Despite being fat, ugly, lazy, suffering from a flatulence problem, having bad fish breath as well as fleas, 5 year old cat Sebastian still gets laid more than his owner, a relatively good looking, slim, hard working young man with no foul breath pr...
No one on the New York Jets has 'fessed up to putting the damnation of the gods upon Tim Tebow. A dozen teammates allegedly put more knives into Tim's back than Julius Caesar received from his brutes.
On the other hand, no one has come forward to...
Across the UK, protest marches have been held to show "solidarity" with the Greek people. A thousand turned up in London, and a few hundred in other cities.
Head organiser Noah Dear held a small press conference for the two journalists who had tur...
Uruguayan president, Jose Mujica, has proven to the world that being poor is actually a proof of wealth because he don't give a damn about a rich life-style. He prefers to live in a farm shack, drive a VW Beetle from 1987, be a vegetarian and shun al...
Tampa. Florida - The Oliver Stone-directed movie was to have featured Lebanese-born socialite and MacDill Air Force Base 'community organizer' [sic] Jill Kelley in the plum role of Clara Fortnum in a new version of the 1983 movie of the Graham Greene...
Whatever did Bill Belichick say to Aqib Talib when the latest New England Patriot showed up at Gillette Stadium?
When asked at his press conference, the Head Coach declined to respond. This led certain wags to speculate about the possible advice o...
Lawyers for the the boxer Ricky Hatton have revealed today that they are desperately trying to fight the contract that sees him due to come out of retirement in a matter of days in a fight against Vyacheslav Senchenko.
Seemingly the mancunian boxe...
As well as suffering the humiliation of having his 7 Tour de France titles stripped from him Lance Armstrong today suffered a further blow when the UK Government confirmed that he has been re-classified as a Class A drug.
Possession of Armstrong...
Job losses at Manchester City FC will see Manchester lose its title as the world's biggest marketing centre, by the number of employees registered.
City will lose its dominance because of a shift to the East Stand, combined with over-enthusiasm, e...
The widely ignored and disregarded writing partnership of "Collins and Dutton" are to re-unite based on rumours circulating the social elite.
The pair famously split following a well publicised spell of alcohol fuelled arguments and violence, when...
QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country.
The rumorous rumor is believed to...
NASA's global gravity survey satellite launched last month has revealed why Americans and the British are classified as becoming more obese than other nations, while continents like Africa have more skinny people.
"They have mapped in fine detail...
MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater.
The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...
LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed the huge Nokia Theater crowd attending the premier of their latest vampire movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 just how good an acting job the two can actually put out.
It is no se...
It was a bad night for England fans as their team lost their friendly match in Sweden 4-2, but in other games, there was even more drama starting with the incredible performance in Saudi Arabia of Argentina, who managed to hold The Sheiks, as they ar...
NEW YORK CITY - Like they used to say about Superman, "Faster than a speeding bullet," is how long the Justin Bieber - Barbara Palvin relationship lasted.
According to Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue the Biebs did not even ha...
LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him.
The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...