Funny story:  The Spoof employs guerilla tactics to get viewers

The Spoof employs guerilla tactics to get viewers

Reader numbers are slowly climbing on the Spoof after a long lull saw numbers drop to as low as fourteen people in the last fifteen minutes. "Thanks to some clever tweaks with URLs and search engine optimisation, flicking the flanges and conjoinin...
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Funny story:  Tuesday's solar eclipse to wreak havoc with New Yorkers' sperm motility

Tuesday's solar eclipse to wreak havoc with New Yorkers' sperm motility

New York - A Public Health notice posted on the corner of E.86th and 5th is warning the aspect occurs in the 'fixed' water sign of Scorpio that rules the gonads, oil and gas and various Middle Eastern tinpot dictatorships. Particularly affected a...
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Funny story:  Anti Abduction Lessons

Anti Abduction Lessons

Due to the fact that there seems to be a paedophile in every classroom, swimming pool and radio booth children will be given "Anti Abduction" lessons from schools. A spokesman said: "We have discovered that children are becoming fatter and more st...
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Funny story:  Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Every driver has been there. Driving along quite happily when they become aware of all the other drivers flashing. A quick check shows that the headlights should be on, but pulling over and it's discovered that the bulbs are blown. "What can you d...
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Funny story:  Saving Strategist Karl Rove

Saving Strategist Karl Rove

James Bond and new film, Skyfall, lands in theaters just in time to save political strategist Karl Rove from the clutches of campaign donors who contributed over $400 million to Rove's American Crossroads super PAC, and got nothing, zero, zip in retu...
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Funny story:  White House Declares New National Holiday

White House Declares New National Holiday

President Obama, exercising his new mandate, declared a new national holiday honoring his election to a second term in a press release titled Up Yours! The President kicked off the new day of reflection and celebration in Washington by continuing hi...
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Funny story:  Most schoolchildren completely ignorant about the First World War

Most schoolchildren completely ignorant about the First World War

In a survey specially held for Remembrance Sunday, a thousand British schoolchildren were tested on their knowledge of the First World War. The results were shocking. When asked who the main participants were in the war, 62% correctly identified B...
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Funny story:  Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (ABSNN) - The Florida Secretary of State certified today that Barack Obama won the state's election by a razor-thin margin of 74,000 votes. Tea Party freshman Congressman, Allen West, was defeated by fewer than 3,000 votes b...
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Funny story:  Just Revealed! Hurricane Sandy Was God's Attempt To Join In With Occupy Wall Street.

Just Revealed! Hurricane Sandy Was God's Attempt To Join In With Occupy Wall Street.

Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed 'The Perfect Storm', was actually a fabricated event. It appears that God created the mega storm for what to our eyes was a epochial effort to...
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Funny story:  The BBC's Going To The Dogs!

The BBC's Going To The Dogs!

Speaking on BBC TV's The Andrew Marr show this morning BBC Chairman Lord Pattern said that following emergency talks with the Prime Minister last night it had been decided to relocate the BBC's Television Centre at White City to the other side of Lon...
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Funny story:  Missile Magic Planned

Missile Magic Planned

Beards were dancing in the streets of Iran (they do have streets there right?) after the Iranian military announced it's latest weapon in the ongoing war with The West and The South and The North and most probably The East as well. In fact anyone tha...
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Funny story:  Another Dull Week with Your New England Patriots

Another Dull Week with Your New England Patriots

Once again, the New England Patriots had no news, which some interpret as good news. If you are looking at the outward signs, you find that nearly every player on the team is on some kind of injury status. This season, unlike previous, the only he...
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Funny story:  Fergie's master tactics are a winner; "Doggy Style"! Come from behind and always have a winning climax!

Fergie's master tactics are a winner; "Doggy Style"! Come from behind and always have a winning climax!

The football world is baffled at the way Man United always win after going behind and now the secret has been revealed after Jaggedone secretly sent in his CIA ( Cockroach Infiltration Army) to a team talk at Old Trafford. Star CIA reporter, Flatc...
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Funny story:  Facebook Friends Accidently Meet In Real Life, Have Nothing To Say

Facebook Friends Accidently Meet In Real Life, Have Nothing To Say

Philadelphia, PA-- When Miss Vicky Smegma went for a walk this morning, the last person she expected to see was Miss Vera Cockwhistle--one of her Facebook 'friends'. Both women are painfully shy and extremely introverted. Both women also live in th...
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Funny story:  Give hate a chance:   New Karl Rove Super-Pac.

Give hate a chance: New Karl Rove Super-Pac.

Karl Rove, sometimes known as "Bush's brain," and dispenser of hundreds of millions of dollars in the 2012 political campaigns has announced a new Super-Pac: Give Hate a Chance. Rove, appeared at his news conference looking somewhat disheveled an...
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Funny story:  Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost. Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...
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Funny story:  The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Relationship Is History

The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Relationship Is History

TARZANA - Selena Gomez took one of her nieces to The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana in an effort to help get her mind off the break up between her and Justin. Gomez, 20, talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk as she careful...
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Funny story:  Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jenny McCarthy has stated that since being dumped by Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher she has found herself wallowing in a sea of depressed depression. The 40-year-old actress has said that when she hit the big 4-0...
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Funny story:  Tool-making Cockatoo Signs Contract with Home Depot

Tool-making Cockatoo Signs Contract with Home Depot

No sooner had a cockatoo in captivity in Austria made the news by showing that he was able to fashion his own tools (read all about it in an article, Cockatoo shows tool-making skills, by Michelle Warwicker in BBC Nature News), when it was revealed t...
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Funny story:  Queen Latifah To Reveal A Secret Many Already Know

Queen Latifah To Reveal A Secret Many Already Know

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Queen Latifah has spent a lot of time skirting a certain issue that many in Hollywood already know the answer to. For several years the soul - hip-hop - actress has openly denied that she is a lesbianite. She has stated that just...
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Funny story:  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

CHICAGO - Reports coming out of the Windy City state that there are some astonishing marital rumblings emanating from the Justin Timberlake - Jessica Biel marriage. The couple known as TimBi have barely been married three weeks and a close source...
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Funny story:  George Entwistle lined up for "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"

George Entwistle lined up for "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"

George Entwistle, who resigned as Director General of the BBC on Saturday night after the Newsnight scandal that saw the investigative programme broadcast a piece saying a senior Tory during the Thatcher era was involved in child abuse at a North Wal...
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