Philadelphia, PA-- An elderly spinster has been told to remove her photograph from Facebook because she is 'too ugly'. Miss Vicky Smegma received an e-mail this morning from the Facebook main office. The e-mail read:
Dear Miss Smegma,
You ar...
Langley, Va - "Hell hath no fury as a Borg Queen scorned!" is how one intelligence analyst put it as news of David Petraeus' sudden departure broke.
Speaking to reporters this morning Official Shrink to the CIA Professor Einstein Flintstone descri...
On the heels of an election that came as no surprise to math aficionados like Nate Silver but left a presidential candidate, Fox News anchors and viewers "shell-shocked", confused, angry and even crying, Fox News President Roger Ailes announced the n...
Houston, TX - Scientists today are excited all over again. Earlier in the week they thought the Mars Curiosity Rover had discovered methane gas on the red planet. Such a discovery would have meant something very impressive. Living organisms produce m...
Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underwo...