Funny story:  Heather Matarazzo is a crazed cougar

Heather Matarazzo is a crazed cougar

A desperate looking female named Heather Matarazzo has been jailed for 40 years for craving a younger man she victimized. Matarazzo also known as "The alley cat cougar", because she stocked young men in alleys as they walked home from college, was...
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Funny story:  Museums Rocking in Partnership

Museums Rocking in Partnership

Museums have been encouraged to work in partnership lately. So the news that 70s US rockers Cheap Trick have decided to open a museum/restaurant combo in Chicago is the way forward for these institutions. Inspired by this I went into the attic to find my cardboard box of vinyl rock and I believe I have come up with the future for bands that no longer attract the younger listener and therefore...
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Funny story:  Romney dog: "It was MY choice!"

Romney dog: "It was MY choice!"

Seamus, the Romney family dog called a press conference late yesterday. At first, the media thought it was a joke of some kind and crowded the press room at the Romney campaign headquarters. They were "shocked and surprised" as one journalist put it...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Robbed

Liverpool Robbed

WEMBLEY - As if losing the FA Cup final in controversial circumstances, when an Andy Carroll header appeared to have crossed the line, but was not given, the Liverpool team returned to their dressing room in disconsolate mood, only to learn that they...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Bid for Power Station as Defensive Crisis Mounts

Chelsea Bid for Power Station as Defensive Crisis Mounts

Chelsea have lodged a "substantial" bid for the defunct Battersea power station as injuries and suspensions continue to decimate the heart of their defence. Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck revealed that the situation was increasingly becoming unsolvab...
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Funny story:  Twitchy Dorking Dentist Calls It A Day

Twitchy Dorking Dentist Calls It A Day

A Dental Surgery on Pulp Street in Dorking closed its doors for the final time today, as Dorking Dentist John Douglas finally decided to call it a day, and hang up his drill. Douglas blamed a chronic lack of patients for the closure, as he admitte...
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Funny story:  Office romance clues in MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams death

Office romance clues in MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams death

London - A senior line manager is in the frame for erasing details of a six month long fling with the dead spook 'that went down the plughole'. [The romance or the bloke? -'Ed'] Gareth Wiliams was found naked 'inside a sports bag' in what cryptolo...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden's Letters To Carol Vorderman And Other Celebrities Made Public

Osama Bin Laden's Letters To Carol Vorderman And Other Celebrities Made Public

Following the release to the public of the contents of documents written by Osama Bin Laden recently, from a stash of stored documentation confiscated in the May 2nd 2011 raid on his Abbotabad compound, during which he was killed, a second round of documents have been drip fed to the press. The first set of documents - mainly political - were predictably urging dissidents to target President Ob...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

NEW YORK CITY - Kim Kardashian and her brand new boyfriend Kanye "Mr. Microphone" West were spotted at Manhattan's Giggle Giggle Comedy Club. According to a reporter for LaLaLand Limelight formerly The Showbiz Gazette, the couple, who was dressed...
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Funny story:  How to Make an Atomic Bomb

How to Make an Atomic Bomb

In the past, building an atomic bomb was something only attempted by terribly clever, brainy chaps who were good at doing really hard sums, and crossword puzzles in The Times. Now however, it's possible to build your own atomic bomb without any training, and at relatively low cost. There really is no better way to pass a dreary bank-holiday weekend than by producing and detonating your very own...
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Funny story:  Rondo Names That Tune in Two Notes

Rondo Names That Tune in Two Notes

Following in the vocal patterns of Shaquille O'Neal and Carlos Arroyo, Rajon Rondo has announced to the world (via Global Grind.com) that he can sing in the rain. Not your usual bebop/hiphop artiste, Rondo insists that his m├ętier is R&B, and h...
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Funny story:  Turkey Farm constructs a new fence

Turkey Farm constructs a new fence

Turkey farms across the country, but mainly in Somerset, have adopted a new security system for keeping the turkeys in and the things that eat turkeys out. "It's called chicken wire," said Mathew Bernard, who runs a turkey farm in Somerset. "It's...
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Funny story:  Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

But the electronic readers are not at all happy about it, according to Head Kindle Hedda. "Amazon officials never discussed this whole thing with us," complained Hedda, continuing, "apparently they just annoyed Target so much that the business ass...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

LONDON--Despite the postmortem album sales success of such musicians as Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, former Beatles frontman Paul McCartney is flat-out refusing to help increase the pop group's album sales by simply ending his own life. "P...
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Funny story:  Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez' "Boy-Toy" Caspar Smart Admits That J.Lo Gives Him a Weekly Allowance of $10,000

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez is perhaps one of America's most famous "Cougars." And up until recently the 42-year-old American Idol judge actually shared that title with Demi "The Cougar" Moore, who has since filed for divorce from her "Boy-Toy"...
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