Melbourne, Australia-- Somewhere over the Rainbow River in northern Australia, a tribe of tiny humans has been hiding from the world for many centuries. An anthropologist from Kansas parachuted into the hidden enclave yesterday and made some amazing...
Is he shy? Too busy to engage with others? Fearful of capture?
The surprising answer is: None of the above. Bigfoot has been in touch with a Spoof reporter, explaining for the first time why he is in hiding.
It started with a simple te...
The highly anticipated United Nation mandate to reduce the earth's population passed its first hurdle today after ambassadors voted to allow a general discussion on the proposed plan in August.
The mandate, if passed, will set to reduce the planet...
Washington DC - Federal officials today canceled the 2012 elections, declaring that American voters are not qualified to select the nation's political leaders.
"Everyone blames the gridlock in Washington on the politicians," said Norman Lagode...
Chancellor George Osborne was pronounced poorly at his London home yesterday morning after suffering from a near fatal overdose of smugness.
The alarm was raised after Mr Osbornes' personal valet failed to wake the Chancellor for his early morn...
Ashely appears to have gone for a same sex hookup with Alanis Morissette on her 'first date in almost 2 years.' "Woman Pole" has a special lesbian connotation for Ashely since she has defiantly been on several conventional lesbian dates recently - fr...
England's new manager, Roy Hodgson, has started off his new term very successfully at the first get-together of his stars in Manchester.
Under the boiling Manchester heat (very seldom occurrence), he introduced himself, told the players of his amb...
Facebook has filed an $18 billion lawsuit against 22-year-old Kendall O'Hara of Brooklyn, New York, for intentional interference with Facebook's much-anticipated initial public offering of stock to small-time investors.
On the day of the Facebook...
Madonna is rumoured to be in talks to play the late Sir Jimmy Savile in the most hotly anticipated biopic of the year, 'Eurgh, Eurgh!'.
According to an insider the Material Girl, a lifelong admirer of Savile, is so keen to land the role she is wo...
London - A Royal Freak Hospital emeritus professor of psychiatry has drubbed reports blaming cut-price shrinks for the mess in Europe.
Speaking to journalists this afternoon Prof Einstein Flintstone said there's no point in analysing in bleedin' o...
Joey Barton, the QPR captain, who was dismissed from the field of play during the last game of the season against eventual champions Manchester City, has been found guilty of two counts of violent conduct by the FA, and has been banned for 12 matches...
Apparently Boston Celtics' star point guard Rajon Rondo had been replaced in Game 6 by one of the Pod People.
Yes, it appears those unreliable body snatchers showed up to invade the Boston team's seminal head case.
One teammate on the Celtics n...
After a 1-minute long debate with China's president, President Noynoy Aquino of the Philippines has said that all of China's claims are justified and within the boundaries of international laws.
President Aquino said, "We are here to submit to th...
Exhausted, I drove my girlfriend to a university hospital, believing such institutes would admit voluntary patients as sort of guinea pigs for training purposes. I was wrong. The number of volunteers, because of high medical expenses, is so high that they have no room for so many patients. They are no longer free; they admit patients just like any private hospital, irrespective of public funds al...
Google have announced that they are selling off their excess pixels for private use. The pixels most common use is in obscuring people's faces and car licence plates on Google Street View.
"We think that celebrities would want to buy Google Pixels...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest announced that 132 million votes had been cast for the two contestants on the 2012 American Idol finale that pitted Georgia's Phillip "The Grimacer" Phillips, 21, against Jessica "Itsy Bitsy" Sanche...
DETROIT - Mitt Romney recently spoke before a crowd estimated at around 523 in Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum.
Afterwards he sat down with Mistletoe Bulova of The Political Drive Thru Window. She asked Romney if he had heard from fellow Republican...