Due to falling ratings, a lack of continuous spinning chairs and Danny 'O Emerald Isle, The Voice is considering changing it's format.
Despite rejecting Back and to the Left news' idea to save the show (by staking Jessie J to the ground in a car...
Earlier today, zoologists were stunned when three apes from the New York zoo began to speak to them in English. What started as a friendly conversation (the apes thanking the zookeepers for their humane treatment) quickly turned sour.
"You can onl...
Dear Spoof:
I'm now in favor of gay marriage. That's different from before, when I was kind of in favor of it. I'm just saying, if I was gay, I'd get married. I mean that in a good way, of course.
President B. Obama
Dear Spoof:
I always thought Rip Taylor was an American genius. I hear he'll be playing at 'The Comedy Dump" in Houston, TX later this month. I'll probably see you there if yo...
Windsor - Some of the world's most repugnant Global Piss Process luminaries are heading to Windsor Castle for the Diamond Jubilee freakshow.
Top of the list is Elizabeth Windsor, ultimate royal hoaxer and wife of the current Pope.
Her star-stud...
A Californian man is using internet dating giant because he claims the standard of women he is meeting is "diabolical".
Henry Hurst, 46, a divorced father of 2 joined the well known matchmaking and dating site in January.
In that time he has c...
Cheddar or Gouda, Brie or Edam, it turns out that the congealed mess that is left if you leave milk in the sun can form the basis of a working time machine.
"We noticed that the vacuoles of air inside a cheese were remarkably dense," said Professo...
It was not a memo Karl Rove wanted to be made public says Politico in an article this morning. It was meant only for donors to his Super Pac, Crossroads GPS and other millionaire donors such as the Koch brothers. Rove is vehemently denying its existe...
OKLAHOMA CITY - When the buzzer ending the second Western Conference playoff game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Oklahoma City Thunder sounded, the boys from the Sooner state were the victors.
The amazing Thunder had come from being down 7...
According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country.
Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...
Following a court decision striking down as unconstitutional a provision in the National Defense Authorization Act ("NDAA"), President Barack Obama, who signed the NDAA into law, filed a defamation lawsuit against the plaintiffs in the case. In his c...
This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites.
The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden.
From: BigDaddy2012
To: KittyKat
Okay, your profile states you are only interested in Jewish men....did you not realize that? It put me off from contacting you earlier (no...
LOS ANGELES - Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao, who has held boxing titles in eight different boxing weight divisions has just stuck his gloved hand in his mouth.
Pacquiao, a 33-year-old Filipino, in an interview with Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Mag...
This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites.
The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden.
From: BigDaddy2012
To: Sugarbabylol
Hi
I kind of did something a little bit unorthodox, well, by that I mean....stupid..... and it has maybe backfired.
I told all...
The television psychic claims he was randomly approached by 'The Duke' following an unintended 'Spirit Walk' during a restless night after a wine and cheese-fondue dinner party.
After they had exchanged pleasantries, Wellington noticed the medium...
This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites.
The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden.
From: BigDaddy2012
To: Cougar Barbie 1972
BIG DADDY NEEDS SOME LOVING
Hi Baby,
How you doing?
I noticed that you have been checking out my profile and of course t...
London - Two slices of Blunderloaf and some chopped 'n' shaped spam will set you back a fiver at this year's Games.
Or try the London 2012 Club Sandwich where a mouthwatering £20 gets you exactly the same but with extra spam and a dollop of colesl...
MUNICH - Ben Bernanke announced at a press conference here today that he was sorry. No more money could be funneled through the central banks of Europe to keep the stock markets afloat. He blamed it on democracy, as exemplified in Greece.
"Now...
Police were called to the Mackerel Nightclub on King Street in London last night after three dozen penguins descended on the club and started causing a riot.
"It was mayhem," said chief bouncer, Trevor "No Neck" Wetherspoon. "I was stopping this c...
Child Camel Jockeys in United Arab Emirates of today and Chimney Sweepers in London of 18th century have both blood-chilling effects on the observer.
Child-Camel-Jockey business in United Arab Emirates is an instance of appalling child abuse. Reports say these children are deprived of sleep and medication, beaten, tortured and sexually abused. They are either kidnapped or bought as slaves for t...
As the Mob members said in The Godfather, it may be time for one team to hit the mattresses.
Yes, that smell is actually the Celtic version of Clemenza making meatballs for the gang as they wait to go to war. Mrs. Ray Allen would not approve of th...
Calling somebody obese when they are so overweight that they require a reinforced sofa has been deemed unhelpful, and the search is on for more helpful terms.
"People know that they're carrying excess weight," said Penny Schlecht, language co-ordi...
ATHENS - The birthplace of democracy has spawned an even more useful invention: a replacement for the Euro. New smart phones will empower Greeks to issue credit on their smart phones from nothing, just like the big German banks do it.
Now, accor...
CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires.
Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...
Liverpool have sacked Kenny Dalglish after his failure to finish in the top four of the Premier League.
Kenny Dalglish's second coming as Liverpool manager is over after he paid the price for failing to compete for a Champions League place.
The...
NEW YORK - A computer glitch has been fixed in a JP Morgan computer that clears up the supposed 2 billion Dollar loss. According to computer repair man, Jedeth Shuckerson, the issue was just a few bits wrong.
"Actually, there were just a few bits...
DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.
The UK Border Force came under strong criticism yesterday after queues at Heathrow Terminal 5 hit record highs.
A spokesman for the UKBA defended its' members in a statement released earlier today. He added; " We are doing absolutely all we can...
Thanks to those fancy Hollywood movies that utilize a year as a title, or those that have something to do with doom, many people are scared when a date is said to be the end.
However this is repeated many times, and it is quite annoying, whether it is said by an evangelist or not. What if a survivor of a typhoon similar to typhoon Washi (Sendong in the Philippines) was told these things by a gr...
LADYGA, GA (Acme Sports) -- An interfaith volleyball tournament was launched last May 1, 2012 in line with Beltane, a pagan holiday.
Teams composing of adherents of different religions were competed against each other as friendly matches. The tour...
Chicago, IL-- Oprah Winfrey is about to release a videotape that will reveal some of the most tantalizing secrets of the 20th Century. The talk-show queen chatted for two hours with Jackie Kennedy Onassis in early 1993, a year before Jackie died. T...