TULSA - First it was Women's Beach Volleyball and then came The Lingerie Football League.
And now thanks to sports mogul Carson "Dollar $ign$" Esterelli, the American males will soon be gazing upon gorgeous women in The Girl's Bikini Hockey League...
Gay People have announced that their views on President Obama are "evolving" and they now think his presidency is, now that they think about it, inevitable.
Vice President Joe Biden made it so Sunday, when he remarked almost casually that he had...
The Dorking high street bank, Dorking High Street Bank of Dorking, was robbed on Friday morning by a daring bank robber. Although later analysis of the CCTV footage clearly showed the robber, nobody in the bank saw the robber, and the vast majority o...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today left cursing his damnable luck, after winning the National Lottery Jackpot by an absolute country mile - but forgetting to buy the required ticket in order to claim his prize.
A thoroughly disgruntled Shuttl...
We expect that Rajon Rondo will read the classic, ageless poem entitled "Rime of the Ancient Mariner," at Kevin Garnett's 36th birthday party next week.
We are not sure if Rajon Rondo (with his Nikon D 3600) has already shot the albatross hanging...
Los Angeles - Allegations of incest have regularly plagued Stevland Hardaway Morris ever since the 1967 Tamla Motown hit 'I was made to love her' co-written with his mother Lula Mae Hardaway.
This weekend those smears are back in the news amid a s...
New York City, NY-- The devil himself has started using Facebook, and last night he sent a friend request to all Facebook users. Computer security experts were unable to trace the source of the request and say it came from 'limbo'. God sent a simil...
Ashley Olsen is now an official member of the prestigious Clanton 14 street gang from Los Angeles. She has a new job as an Ambassador for the oldest street gang in Los Angeles.
According to her publicist Olsen joined the gang after dating one of...
Students of Miss Jane Mattingway's class at Howarth Middle School got to learn this week what students were like 30 years earlier, thanks to a time capsule buried beneath the school basement.
The capsule included a Rubik's Cube, excerpts from a f...
Mitt Romney, candidate for president of the United States, quoted from the Sermon on the Mount today in a talk to Wall Street bankers and hedge fund managers. "Well, kind of," reports Politico. "He changed the context slightly but what's the differe...
Changes on the Red Sox are occurring faster than we can keep up with them.
The pitcher with some of the worst statistics in the American League is the skinny young hotshot of the Sox pitching staff, Clay Buchholz.
Having long been given safe ha...
Thousands of viewers will be switching on to the lastest series of the BBC's popular Coast on Sunday fearing the show will never be the same again.
According to all the previews for the first couple of episodes of series seven there will be no app...
Windsor - Sunday's Sun/Jupiter conjunction at 23 degrees Taurus is scaring the socks off the nation's Usurper Queen.
The Russian-born niece of Joseph Stalin is in a terminal face-off with Our Lady of Fatima who first warned the world about Elizabe...
BOSTON, MA ---The FBI thwarted a suspected would-be-suicide bomber scheduled to fly Laker Airways flight 666 to London's Heathrow airport. The 'man' in custody is identified as Gregory Pecker. FBI agents are still in the early stage of the investigat...
After years of internal arguing over who should stand against Obama in the upcoming elections, the Republicans have finally come up with a candidate who should please everyone, but he's certainly not your average Joe.
He's called Republi-bot, and...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh stated that just when you think you have seen it all here comes Time Magazine with a cover showing a 26-year-old woman openly breastfeeding her little 3-year-old boy who looks like he could be closer to 7.
Limbaugh no...
After a massive public outcry, the Museum of Brass Rubbings in Dorking is finally to close. Visitors have long complained about its long queues and overpriced entertainment, as well as its flimsily disguised innuendos.
Local resident Jeff Gapes s...