Funny story:  Nick Clegg's Transformation

Nick Clegg's Transformation

An excerpt from Nick Clegg's diary... 4th May 2012. I awoke this morning to the most peculiar sensation. I was lying on my back and I seemed to be unable to roll over at all. I felt trapped. My arms were weak and spindly and I was full of an overwhelming sense of paranoia. After some struggling I was able to turn over onto my legs. I say legs for I now noticed that instead of arms and leg...
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Funny story:  Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part Two

Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part Two

At ten minutes past nine, Skoob and C.J. were nowhere to be seen, they had hobbled off into the park. Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock, made ready for the race, they ordered another cup of tea, and sent Clive to purchase some waterproof coats and hats. Clive began to doubt they would ever leave the tea kiosk. On his return, Clive handed out the clothing and placed the tea cups on the table. "F...
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Funny story:  President Obama: "I will not seek a second term"

President Obama: "I will not seek a second term"

In a move that has stunned America, President Barack Obama has announced that he will not compete in November's Presidential election for a second term as leader of the free world, claiming he has better things to do with his time. Instead, he is...
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Funny story:  Roman Abramovich decides on new Chelsea manager

Roman Abramovich decides on new Chelsea manager

Roman Abramovich shocked the world of football today by announcing that he would do the job of Chelsea manager himself. After sacking young pup Andre Villas-Boas on sunday after a 1-0 defeat at West Bromwich Albion, the media immediately threw the...
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Funny story:  Dark Side Of Moon Visible Later This Month

Dark Side Of Moon Visible Later This Month

New York, NY-- Sky-watchers will have a very rare treat later this month when the moon shows its other face to Earth. The familiar 'man in the moon' will be gone, but only for a day. The dark side of the moon will shine instead, revealing its alie...
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Funny story:  Colorado Says College Students on Campus Can Carry Guns - One Professor Remarks "Okay, Every Student Attending My Classes Will Now Get A Passing Grade No Matter What"

Colorado Says College Students on Campus Can Carry Guns - One Professor Remarks "Okay, Every Student Attending My Classes Will Now Get A Passing Grade No Matter What"

DURANGO, Colorado - Students at Durango Junior College were jumping up and down with joy when they learned that a state judge had issued a ruling that students at Colorado colleges and universities will now be allowed to carry handguns on campus.
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Funny story:  Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Apparently actress Patricia Heaton, who appears as Frankie Heck the dysfunctional, horrible housekeeper of a mother on the sitcom The Middle, thinks that people care about what she has to say in the political arena. That sentiment wa...
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Funny story:  Pols pander to pig values - voters needs no big tent

Pols pander to pig values - voters needs no big tent

Recent video clips show sparsely attended Republican Party presidential primary campaign rallies in oversized venues. Rather than broaden its base, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said today the party was achieving its goal of becoming a "small tent"...
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Funny story:  Chicken nugget sold for $8100,00 on E Bay was a fake!

Chicken nugget sold for $8100,00 on E Bay was a fake!

A chicken nugget sold for the above amount has been identified as a fake. The original George Washington look-alike nugget was thrown to the owners dog 3 years ago, it burped after swallowing it. After the owner realised how stupid she was, she carve...
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Funny story:  Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

A former football middle linebacker told the press today that he and other players on the team were offered cash bonuses to knock key players on the other teams out of the game and out for the season if possible. Although he would only talk to two...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift abducted by aliens...May be Probed!

Taylor Swift abducted by aliens...May be Probed!

ZOGDAMN, MARZ (ABSNN) -- Country music sweetheart Taylor Swift became the latest celebrity to be abducted by the now infamous skoob1999. an alien from the planet Marz. Swift disappeared Tuesday evening according to her mother. "She left this note...
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Funny story:  Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Delbert Clodfelter, 16, is not like the other boys at his high school. Delbert doesn't play football, cannot dribble a basketball, cannot throw a curve ball, although he does play a little soccer (not a real boys game in...
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Funny story:  Arrested LulzSec hacker : the Cathar connection

Arrested LulzSec hacker : the Cathar connection

New York - An unemployed 28 year-old Puerto Rican from New York known by his hacking screen name 'Sabu' may be descended from a famous French dynasty that gave its name to a Cathar fortress. Hector Xavier Monsegur has been charged with 12 counts o...
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Funny story:  Sabu Uncovered - Computer Hacker's true Identity Revealed

Sabu Uncovered - Computer Hacker's true Identity Revealed

The most ingenious computer hacker in the history of the world has tonight been revealed as a political figure who strikes fear at the heart of all Tories, and laughs in the face of the Lib Dems. Yes, that's right, Sabu has been revealed as Ed M...
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Funny story:  Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST - After speaking before the American Israel Public Action Committee (AIRPAC) last night in Washington, Bibi Netanyahu sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to discuss his speech and his meeting that morning with President Barack Hussein Obama: Dr. B: Mr. Prime Minister, may I call you Bibi? Bibi: Of course, of course. It is my privilege. Dr. B: Thank you. In your brilliant...
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Funny story:  Limbaugh's Controversial Show May be Saved with New Sponsors

Limbaugh's Controversial Show May be Saved with New Sponsors

With current sponsors running away from Rush Limbaugh thanks to his latest flap unfairly targeting one woman who appeared in front of congress, Rush Limbaugh's publicist is running just as fast to find a new series of sponsors. Without many option...
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Funny story:  January 4th 1912 'Fool' Moon blamed for Titanic sinking

January 4th 1912 'Fool' Moon blamed for Titanic sinking

North Atlantic - In an early example of global warming conspiracy theorists today blamed the January 1912 Cancer Fool Moon for the Titanic's maiden voyage tragedy. The lunation sucked up a massive swell of tidal plankton and spawning lobster that...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck knows what it is to fall like a boulder from grace for simply uttering his personal opinions about someone. Getting canned from a gravy job with Fox News Channel was just the beginning of a decline in popularit...
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Funny story:  OMG! Prince Andrew 'is Lord Lucan's son'

OMG! Prince Andrew 'is Lord Lucan's son'

London - The Queen was left looking grimly po-faced as news of the deception spread this morning confirming Foreign Orifice DNA results of a direct hit between the missing Irish peer and Prince Andrew, Duke of York. The royal cuckoo became a Palac...
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Funny story:  Wes Welker Plays Tag Football with Tom Brady

Wes Welker Plays Tag Football with Tom Brady

We are not sure if the New England Patriots are playing "Tag" or "Chicken." They seem to be daring Wes Welker to make the play-or cut and run to another team. Leave it to your Patriot front office to claim they love Welker. The Krafts just want...
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Funny story:  Bombing for Peace

Bombing for Peace

'The only way to get Peace is to go to War' announced a world leader who has asked not to be named, in case someone decides to bump him off. This was capped by George Unwell who remarked that 'War is Peace', explaining how peaceful the world would be after a everyone had disappeared in a cloud of dust. 'Cockroaches could thrive and no one would be able to step on them' he cried triumphantly.
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Funny story:  Lesbian Porn Audio Played Instead Of Macedonian National Anthem At Australian Neo-Nazi Festival

Lesbian Porn Audio Played Instead Of Macedonian National Anthem At Australian Neo-Nazi Festival

A blunder at a pan-European Australian Neo-Nazi festival has left hundreds of Neo-Nazis stunned. The 70 000 Neo-Nazis at the festival, hosted at the Geelong Adventure Park to celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday, were standing to attention to the nat...
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Funny story:  Vampires employed as Traffic Wardens

Vampires employed as Traffic Wardens

Several councils across the UK have taken to employing vampires as traffic wardens after a successful trial period in Altrincham, Cheshire. "Wampires make wery good traffic vardens," said Altrincham's councillor, Vlad Le Impaler. "They vork tventy...
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Funny story:  Britain's last crumpet factory closes

Britain's last crumpet factory closes

There was wailing on the streets of Bradford as Kingsburton closed the last crumpet factory operating in Britain. "We have been making crumpets in Bradford for nearly four hundred years," said Kingsburton spokesman, Hillary Hovis. "Unfortunately,...
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Funny story:  University Challenge: Manchester Too Tasty For Worcester Sauce.

University Challenge: Manchester Too Tasty For Worcester Sauce.

Oh dear! What shame! This was a mouth-watering prospect - two of the most entertaining sides in the competition squaring up for a cracking semi-final. But what a let-down. Well, to be perfectly fair, Manchester were entertaining, as well as sharp. But poor old Worcester simply never got going... the score was already a daunting 115-0 before they managed to get to the starter-for-ten buzze...
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Funny story:  Coup d'etat Planned in a "New Style"

Coup d'etat Planned in a "New Style"

YOUTALKINGTO, ME (Civic Welfare Quicknews)-- A coup d'etat is planned by some military officers due to an increasing number of crimes related to religious intolerance, according to Senator Youcant Seeme during an interview in Civic Welfare Network's...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian, Denzel Washington, and Ron Jeremy To Star In "Oops - The Rush Limbaugh Story"

Kim Kardashian, Denzel Washington, and Ron Jeremy To Star In "Oops - The Rush Limbaugh Story"

LOS ANGELES - Pipe Dream Films in association with TouchRock Productions will soon begin filming on Sheboygan Saddlewood's Oops - The Rush Limbaugh Story. The motion picture will star the world's most famous porn star Ron Jeremy in the role of GOP...
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Funny story:  Price of Cooking Oil Increases This Week

Price of Cooking Oil Increases This Week

Prices of various brands of cooking oil were expected to increase starting this week. The companies Kiba Shale and Princess Resurrection Chap'rone increased their cooking gas by $1.50 per liter and cooking diesel by $0.75 per liter. According t...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Has Returned From Rehab and She Looks A Little Bit Better But Not Much

Demi Moore Has Returned From Rehab and She Looks A Little Bit Better But Not Much

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore, one of Tinsel Town's most famous "Cougars" was met at LAX Airport by one of her three non-celebrity looking daughters. She quickly picked up her luggage and got into the family's SUV and drove off to her home in the Holly...
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