Funny story:  Late UK budget details released

Late UK budget details released

Some of the finer details of the British budget that weren't previously announced by the Chancellor because he had to be home for lunch have now been released by the Treasury. It was confirmed that dead people will no longer qualify for pension re...
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Funny story:  Corsair, Pirate, Privateer, or the Man Rolled into One: Sean Payton

Corsair, Pirate, Privateer, or the Man Rolled into One: Sean Payton

New Orleans sinner Sean Payton must walk the plank. Yes, indeed, Captain Jolly Roger Goodell is treating the Head Coach of the New Orleans Saints like the last of the Blackbeard types. Walking the plank with sharks below would be too good for the...
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Funny story:  Somalian Pirates lodge an official complaint with the World Trade Organisation

Somalian Pirates lodge an official complaint with the World Trade Organisation

Better known for their lack of diplomacy, a group of Somalian Pirates have turned their focus from the high seas to the high courts. They contest that with vessels plying the waters around Somalia now all accompanied by armed guards, the navy or both...
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Funny story:  Soccer star Fabrice Muamba's miracle recovery is due to his belief in Voodoo!

Soccer star Fabrice Muamba's miracle recovery is due to his belief in Voodoo!

After suffering a horrendous heart-attack during the footy match between Tottenham and Bolton last weekend the soccer-star, Fabrice Muamba, is now gladly recovering. It seems he was clinically dead for 78 minutes and it is a miracle that he is now r...
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Funny story:  President Obama insists he and the middle class are "just friends"

President Obama insists he and the middle class are "just friends"

The President assured the American people that he and the middle class were just friends, and nothing "funny" was going on. "I care about the middle class. I'm a friend to the middle class, and want the American people to know that" the President...
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Funny story:  Libra Woman Decides To Just Keep Being Indecisive - And Then Wonders If She Just Went Back On Her Decision, And If So, Is That OK?

Libra Woman Decides To Just Keep Being Indecisive - And Then Wonders If She Just Went Back On Her Decision, And If So, Is That OK?

Her entire life, 48-year-old Libra Madison Powell heard the constant refrain, "Stop being so indecisive!" And she tried, she really did. As a child, she practiced making smaller decisions of lesser import, like choosing Cheerios over Raisin Bran for her breakfast - only to find herself plagued with doubts while eating her Cheerios, wondering whether the Raisin Bran, or even Corn Flakes, might...
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Funny story:  Cyber trolls flock to Ruby Wax mental health site

Cyber trolls flock to Ruby Wax mental health site

London - Her Black Dog Tribe website famously crashed when self-confessed WMD 'dodgy dossier' sexer-upper Alistair Campbell published his online heir (sic) restorative recipe last year - promoting the 'sanity' of a balding Prince Charles. Today th...
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Funny story:  Householders warned they are never more than six feet away from a Tory

Householders warned they are never more than six feet away from a Tory

Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory. The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra...
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Funny story:  All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

Palestinian man, Noah, a noted seafaring type of chap, who saved all the animals, by marching them two-by-two onto his ark as the world was inexplicably and surprisingly flooded, today apologised for failing to save the dinosaurs. "I did me best," a tearful Noah told Skoob News. "But it was a tough call. Have you ever tried rounding up Tyrannosaurs? Or velociraptors? Or catching a pterodactyl i...
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Funny story:  Kardashian Serves the Ham in Text War with Jon Hamm

Kardashian Serves the Ham in Text War with Jon Hamm

The entertainment world had apparently gone long enough without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, so a widely publicized text fight with Mad Men star Jon Hamm must have fit the bill. "She apparently didn't care much for being called stupid and void...
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Funny story:  Dr A Sinnick - Health Consultant & Entrepeneur

Dr A Sinnick - Health Consultant & Entrepeneur

Reports from the environmental safety organisation, The Ecology Centre, suggest that there are high levels of toxic chemicals in jewellery taken from branches of Claire's, Forever 21, H&M and other retail outlets. Chemicals included lead, cadmium...
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Funny story:  All Our Yesterdays - "I'll Take Stalingrad. No Problem." - Hitler August 1942

All Our Yesterdays - "I'll Take Stalingrad. No Problem." - Hitler August 1942

Furious exchanges today in the Reichstag as Chancellor Hitler declared confidently that taking Stalingrad would not be a problem. Herr Hitler responded to criticism of his plan to subjugate the Russian City in pursuit of control of the vast mineral wealth of the Caucasus by saying that the assault on the beleaguered city would reap dividends, and thus aid the war effort. Plus, it would be on...
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Funny story:  Visigoths, Atilla the Hun, and now the NCAA

Visigoths, Atilla the Hun, and now the NCAA

Yes, the Barbarians are at the gates. We speak of the Gates of the Boston TD Garden. With the arrival of the biggest snooze in sports, the manufactured NCAA basketball tournament, the corporations have usurped the fans and taken the home base.
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Funny story:  Vatican dismay at lack of RSVP for Irish Catholic abuses

Vatican dismay at lack of RSVP for Irish Catholic abuses

The Vatican has expressed its 'dismay and betrayal' at the Catholic Clergy across Ireland for its failure to invite their seniors to join the many instances of child abuse across the country. In a report published on Tuesday, it called for a 'new...
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Funny story:  The Pennines are to be moved

The Pennines are to be moved

The Pennines, a range of hills that run down the back bone of England, are to be moved thirty miles east to make room for a high speed rail link between Leeds and London. "High speed rail links need flat land," said engineer, Ray L Weigh. "The Pen...
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Funny story:  Irish Move To Vote In All Elections Everywhere

Irish Move To Vote In All Elections Everywhere

The Irish Government is considering extending the right to vote in presidential elections to Irish citizens living abroad. Speaking on television last week, Tánaiste Eamon Gilmore revealed that the matter was under consideration because there were...
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Funny story:  Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

The discovery of yet another new species has also unearthed a frank admission from Earth science manager at Jurrasic coast heritage park, Richard Edmonds. Apparently the fossil record is far from complete. This will no doubt surprise the evolution...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

Tiger Woods Says He Misses His Sexy Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren So Much He's Starting To Act Like Gary Busey

TARZANA - Tiger Woods visited the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo where he had taken two of his caddy's children for a petting zoo visit. Little 7-year-old Hayley Venus and 8-year-old Sanborn Johnny Flaxenworthy enjoyed their visit to the most famou...
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Funny story:  The Unintentional Nottingham Time Traveller reveals all!

The Unintentional Nottingham Time Traveller reveals all!

In 1952, a Nottingham resident and historian, Bartholomew Uttersthwaite (now 68), then an eight-year-old ankle-biter, started to design and build a Time-Machine (push-bike) in the coalhouse in the soot covered backyard of number 6 Brookfield Place, in Nottingham, next to the railway viaduct. He takes up the story here himself... (oh where is he? Oh, at the WC again... I'll print a few more word...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

DENVER - Well now that all of the carnival-like antics and circus atmosphere of The Peyton Manning Free-For-All Fracas Show is over and he has signed with the Denver Broncos the lingering question is now, "What will become of Denver quarterback sensa...
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Funny story:  Nicole Scherzinger, Former Judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor Seen Cuddling With American Idol's Steven Tyler

Nicole Scherzinger, Former Judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor Seen Cuddling With American Idol's Steven Tyler

LA BREA - The La Brea Tar Pits are the most famous tar pits in the entire world and they were recently the backdrop for a visit from former X-Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger and current American Idol judge Steven Tyler. The couple was spotted at t...
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