Tesco are due to announce that they intend to change retirement age for their staff from 65 to 67. They will become the first major employer to make the change, and they believe the move will be popular.
Tesco Group Personnel Director Val Ewebran...
When Barack Obama selected Joe Biden instead of Hillary Clinton as vice president, the Republican power brokers embarked upon a strategy to win the disappointed and seemingly disenfranchised female Democratic vote: Run someone with a vagina, and Republicans will win.
No problem! What difference would it make to women? A vagina is a vagina; a skirt, a skirt. Many called this John McCain's, "Hail...
Eating red meat enhances the chances that one could die of "Mad Cow Disease", cancer, heart disease and other common symptons related to the consumption of this, pumped up with hormones, deadly product.
Scientists have discovered this fact and adv...
Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...
From behind his field binoculars, Skoob watched transfixed as the chaos unfolded.
"One nil to us" said Skoob handing the glasses to C.J.
"Wow!" Exclaimed C.J. "That was close those silly sods could have ended up in the Serpentine".
"Serpentine?" answered Skoob "what's paint brush cleaner got to do with it?"
"The Serpentine Skoob, the big pond in the middle of the park you twit" answer...
A funny thing happened on the way to Miami. Peyton Manning, released by the Indianapolis Colts, didn't show up.
Manning was supposed to be in Miami early this week but has yet to show and is in Nashville, Tennessee.
So what's up? Has Manning pl...
Astonishing research released today demonstrates that home buying really does affect Scots' figures.
Scotland's surveyors have reported optimism among house sellers, despite buyers remaining "thin on the ground".
The Royal Institution of Charte...
The former Sun and News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks has been arrested again by police investigating the phone hacking scandal.
It is believed that police turned up at her Oxfordshire home at 6am this morning primarily so they could catch Br...
London - Their June 2002 marriage fell at the post well before the seven year itch when the Missus' sharp backhander landed her overnight in a police cell on suspected spouse abuse charges.
This morning Ross Kemp was staying schtum as YouBoob! vid...
Seven water companies yesterday announced plans for huge bins to collect hosepipes.
The utility providers said that the bins - the largest ever used - will be placed in strategic locations throughout southern and eastern England.
Residents in t...
A boxing match is to be held between David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy in Paris next week, a government spokesman informed us last night.
The fight is set to take place under the Arc De Triumph and has been sparked by revelations that the French...
Republican primaries continue throughout the south and the fever pitch around voting Obama out of office is building amongst the Christian right and the uneducated middle. Based on some recent quotes, facts, history, and temperance apparently have no...
David Cameron has surprised and excited Barack Obama with his latest hit 'I'm Someone Special', currently running at 598 in the latest pop charts.
This at the outset of a visit that will change the world from the terrible mess it has become to a...
Individual Replies to my Unsolicited Mail received over the last 10 days:
From Southern Electric/Nottingham City Council:
Offering me the chance of, Cavity Wall insulation @ only £49
Reply: "Thank you kindly for the unsolicited offer. I already have cavity wall insulation. However, should anyone ask me about such a service, I will undoubtedly pass on your colourful leaflet.
From Eddieble P...
From the same scientist that gave us the study "Is a frog's ass water tight?" We have a new study of a common American cliché, Does a bear shit in the woods?
"My dad was always making these comments that made me wonder if there was any truth to t...
If it weren't for his name, the death of Nascar Mayor the third in oregon wouldn't have raised any eyebrows. He had long since been disasociatesd with the company that bears the name of his Ancestor. It is now a part of a national conglomerate.
Hi...
DESPICABLE, ME (Wiccan Broadcasting Network) -- The indoor full moon celebration of Isis Mighty Mother Coven last March 8 was interrupted by a scheduled rotating brownout.
It was at 7:30 PM when the power shut off after the circle was cast, the gu...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez met with President Barack Obama in regards to the lip syncing situation that has reached epidemic proportions in the music industry.
Justin informed the president that he and Selena are...
New York, USA - Authorities here are preparing for the imminent Battle of Armageddon now that four Amish men have been arrested for drunken driving of a horse-drawn carriage.
The Amish are known as a very devout Christian sect and locals here are...
Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics may very well be one of the best player in the National Basketball Association at the present time but some of his teammates say he may be getting a bit above himself of late.
Players who asked not to be quoted sa...