Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli, 21, has been breaking records during his holiday in Ibiza as he racks up a bar's biggest-ever bar bill.
(Daily Mirror)
When asked to pay the bill, he replied "Why always me?"
Pearce confident of Team GB improvement
(BBC)
Well they can't get any worse shurely...
Ferguson defends Man Utd owners
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson defends t...
The government issued a warning to the public this evening not to approach any dancing policemen they might see in London during the next few days
This evening's government warning, announced by David Cameron from Number 10, came after police stat...
A waiter at the QuickStop restaurant on the M1 motorway has been dismissed for being too slow - after only two weeks on duty.
Senior managers had observed Bernard Rushnott "hanging about in the kitchen area". Mr. Rushnott claimed he was "waitin...
HOLLYWOOD - Charleen Belle Pinnzucker, the producer of The Zombie Chronicles has just announced that Barbados beauty Rihanna will be appearing in an upcoming episode.
Pinnzucker stated that Rihanna actually called her up and told her that she had...
Black Knight Rises is the most recent film of the most recent trilogy of Batman movies. The third film follows the release of two others which people went to watch at cinemas all over the world. Set to be this summers' 'big bugger' hollywood hyper monster, the movie will be hitting our collective retinas very soon, to be accompanied by a fanfare of propaganda and viral posturing, and will be chewe...
A flock of seagulls flies through the night city air, high over the houses, illuminated momentarily, by a security light in the garden, of one of those houses. Thunderous sounds coming from the city center, not too far away, seem to have brought them here. As they pass overhead, their squawks sound increasingly desperate, but seconds later, they begin to lighten up. The fireworks explode for anot...
Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed to the UK.
Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying in exc...
Jon Lester has caught a bad case of what ails Daniel Bard who may have caught it from Daisuke Matsuzaka. The disease starts with general malaise and blows into full wildness and physical inability to throw strikes.
An occasional gopher ball mixes...
Recent polls show that females now outnumber males 65:35 in the Medical profession.
The general consensus has been that as the education system has become more modular, GCSEs and A levels have been better tailored for females to succeed by doing away with the last minute cramming and pressure of all or nothing exams that boys tend to favour. They score better grades than their male counterparts...
Amanda Holden broke a leg last night,it has been claimed. It came after a disgruntled audience member got fed up of her saying "break a leg" on Superstar. The audience member,a young pretty woman,got up out of her seat and kicked her leg repeatedly.
In a move which has surprised many, US President Barack Obama has announced that his government will legislate for an immediate ban on the private ownership of all firearms.
The ban is believed to include ownership of handguns, rifles, semi-automa...
Following intense diplomatic activity at the UN over the past few weeks, a new UN resolution has been agreed, in which Russia and China will condemn Syria in the strongest possible terms.
UN Special Envoy, Koffee Anyone, announced the resolution,...
NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has said that filing for divorce from Tom (Cruise) is like having the weight of 500 pizzas lifted off her feminine shoulders.
She spoke with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said that had she kn...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just completed shooting on the film Liz and Dick about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.
She is thrilled that she has received such nice praise for her portrayal of the woman who has been married 8 times.
Lind...
Northumberland UK: Graffiti has been discovered on an unearthed surface of a pillar that forms part of an ancient stone circle, after the large megalith was knocked over by a thunderstorm.
Ruins of prehistoric Bronze Age and older stone monuments...