Following the weekend announcement by Katie Holmes attorney that she has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, both the couple were busy making plans to get on with their life today.
Tom has started he ball rolling for his fourth wife by placing an a...
LARAMIE, Wyoming - Anderson Cooper, host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has finally done a 360 and revealed that he had finally decided to step out of the "Closet."
Cooper was vacationing in Laramie, Wyoming on the Hopalong Cassidy Commemorative Dud...
Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...
LA PAZ, Bolivia - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" performed before a sold-out crowd of 17,903 at The Inca Dinka Doo Coliseum.
Afterwards she met backstage with a member of Boli-News, the official entertainment news agency of Bolivia.
S...
Female Andy Murray fans have come up with a great way of watching the great British hope stumble through his games at Wimbledon; they knit during the games because although Andy is a Brit, he's a pretty boring one.
Female British "once a year tenn...
Pubs across the UK have already installed disabled toilets to accompany their ladies and gents (or stags and does, bulls and cows or rams and ewes depending on the name of the pub). Many pubs have voluntarily installed baby changing facilities. Now n...
Hollywood may well have surpassed itself after it was announced today that Kevin Costner has signed up with Universal Studios to write, produce, direct and star in the highly anticipated JFK: Zombie Hunter movie which, along with the recently release...
Local woman, Anne Shuttlecock, the long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, today went seven shades of homicidal as she renewed her passport at the Titchfield West post office.
"That bitch at the post office rejected the photographs...
London - The Prime Monster is a cocky bastard loyal only to himself and the British Blackshirt family of fascists known as the Mitfords.
That's the bottom line in a report issued by BigBastardsAnonymous.con, an influential stink tank that checks u...
After last week being sensationally omitted from the Olympic British Soccer team David Beckham, the LA Galaxy midfielder and world soccer icon, has been offered another more suitable role during the Olympic Games.
Beckham, 38, will now appear at t...
A former British soap star is being shortlisted to play the role of Tom Cruise's wife after the actress who formerly had the role sensationally quit Thursday.
Natalie Cassidy, 29, is best known for her role as "Sonia" on the long running BBC Soap...
Royal watchers have blamed the Queen for a 100% increase in the cost of subsiding the monarchy.
Every year, the tax payer contributes a whopping half a million pounds towards the Royal Family (who gets their remaining several million pounds from...
Culture Secretary, Jeremy Hunt has spoken up for the whole Government in expressing admiration for the Chairman of Barclays, Marcus Agonise, over his decision to resign over the fiddling of interest rates by the Bank.
'He was the one in charge' de...
LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26.
Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...
Dear Constituents
I've had such a hectic weekend and it didn't go as I planned.
Saturday began with Mrs Kelp demanding that I devote what she called some "overdue quality time" with my family. I made the mistake of replying that weekends are the only time I get for devoting quality time to my constituents. At this point she got rather cross and said that the least I could do would be to spe...
Darnell McDonald graced the Red Sox for a few years, looking hotter than a Chippendale dancer in the dugout. Alas, at the plate he looks like a man without a g-string.
Darnell may be free of the Red Sox just in time to do the sequel to the hit m...
Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story.
Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...
HOLLYWOOD - Friends of Tom Cruise are expressing concern and worry over the fact that he is taking the divorce very, very hard.
A close friend of Tom's, who did not want his name revealed, stated that he spent a few hours with Tom at a local Pompo...
ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Clooney's best friends Brad Pitt and Matt Damon have both remarked that they have never seen their friend look happier than he is now.
And the reason for the jubilantly joyful look on Clooney's countenance is due 100 perc...
HOLLYWOOD - Cloud Cinema Pictures in association with Hollywood Sign Films has just announced That Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag will be starring in a film by noted Italian director Bandini Borapelli.
Lautner and Montag spoke with Pomona Vox of...
I bought my computer, but Bill Gates still owns it.
At least that's the way it seems.
I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with except for its unfortunate affiliation with the a fore mentioned gentleman) after a bad run of karma with my prior two computers. Both were Toshibas (again, both fine computers.). The first was 'permanently borrowed' by an thieving drug addict who, when I g...
HOLLYWOOD - The singer known as much for her glittered face as for her singing, Ke$ha recently showed Tinsel Town and beyond why she says that she is the most unique performer since Lady Gaga.
The rap music artist, whose real name is Kesha Rose Se...
Orb-Web Spider's Removable Penis Finishes Without Him. Lucky Orb-Spider.
Dig if you will a picture: It's 6:30AM. You have 45 minutes to shit, shower and shave before you trudge off to the job that is slowly sucking your life-force away. Ripping Your Own Yogurt Chucker Off, Mid-hump, Makes As Much Sense...
... as calling a story with no actual names "too defamatory". Sadly, both happen more...
BOSTON(July 1)-Mitt Romney, while railing against the Supreme Court's ruling in favor of 'ObamaCare' seems to be enjoying their ruling against the 'Stolen Valor Act'. The Court decided that law was unconstitutional, violating an individual's 1st Ame...
If your scared of heights, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder?
If your scared of mortgages, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder?
Who valued the Property Ladder on Channel Four?
If there was a property crash would Sarah Beeny be protected by a Beeney cushion?
Does a poem about Property need to have Grand Designs?
Does a poem about bucket need to avo...