Funny story:  Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax today made a public apology for intimating that fast food chain, KFC, failed in its duty of customer service by neglecting to provide gravy with their chips. Mither, 64, had previously stated that he ha...
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Funny story:  Spanza47b. (Part One)

Spanza47b. (Part One)

"Cheers Fred, good 'elf mate. Look at that, does a lovely pint of beer landlord does 'ere. Gonna enjoy that I am. Yeah, so as I was saying, last Friday evening it was, 'bout ten t' midnight. I was sitting in me armchair in me living room, just mindin' me own business as yer do. Tryin' t' do me Daily Express Sodtodoko puzzle I was, the harder one like 'cause I'd already mucked up the easy one ea...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Record A Valentine's Day CD Based On The Songs of Led Zeppelin

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Record A Valentine's Day CD Based On The Songs of Led Zeppelin

TARZANA - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were enjoying Southern California' wonderfully, warm, wintertime, weather as they visited the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo. The couple who have visited the petting zoo before walked ar...
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Funny story:  Chelsea players refuse to shake hands with John Terry!

Chelsea players refuse to shake hands with John Terry!

In the wake of the racist scandal the game between QPR and Chelsea started off in a very strange manner. Chelsea players lined up to shake hands with their QPR opponents, which all went well. After they shook hands John Terry offered his hand to h...
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Funny story:  David Bowie To Record New Album In Giant Glass Spider - On Mars!

David Bowie To Record New Album In Giant Glass Spider - On Mars!

Back in the 1970s, androgynous glam-rock star David Bowie posed the intriguing question: "Is There Life On Mars?" It seems that if there isn't, after all, there soon will be, as Bowie plans to fly to Mars in a giant glass spider, equipped with a f...
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Funny story:  Local Man Fumes As Kop Celebrates Dramatic Late Winner

Local Man Fumes As Kop Celebrates Dramatic Late Winner

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was left furiously chewing the curtains with his false teeth this afternoon, after Dirk Kuyt pounced in the 89th minute to lash the ball past a flailing David DeGea in front of a jubilant Kop. Kuyt's winner came on t...
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Funny story:  Africa Cup of Nations: John Terry flies in to shake hands with players

Africa Cup of Nations: John Terry flies in to shake hands with players

John Terry made a dramatic flight to Africa last night in a bid to clear his name of racism. Terry will appear before the CPS this week after an incident in October when Chelsea played QPR where tv cameras showed him mouthing something towards Ant...
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Funny story:  MoreCrap! magazine puts heavily 'bleached' pic of Michelle Obama on front cover

MoreCrap! magazine puts heavily 'bleached' pic of Michelle Obama on front cover

New York - "Can't imagine why they thought Michelle's stunning ebony skin isn't good enough for their precious rag," celebwatch site LA HagFagSlagMag.con's editor commented today, "it has to be one of her best features." The 'I want to open a secr...
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Funny story:  Quicky divorce laws, the sceptics were right

Quicky divorce laws, the sceptics were right

Critics of the new 'easy divorce' laws finally have a case to back up their claims that the law will lead to failed marriages that could have been saved, when Kevin and Maureen Galbraith of Sheffield got divorced this week after twenty years of marri...
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Funny story:  Santorum opposes abortion even in cases of alien abduction

Santorum opposes abortion even in cases of alien abduction

HARRISBURG, PA - GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum further dug a hole for himself this week after telling reporters that he opposes terminating a pregnancy even if an alien impregnated a woman. Asked what he would say if his own daughter ap...
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Funny story:  What a Bloody Cheek!

What a Bloody Cheek!

Husband: Them Bankers. What a cheek. We help them out when things are bad and what do we get? A kick in the teeth. It shouldn't be allowed. Wife: You can't blame them. You would be exactly the same if someone offered you a million. H. No I wouldn't. W. You bloody well would! H. It wouldn't be moral. W. Since when has morality got you anywhere. H. No. I've got my self-respect. It...
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Funny story:  The Thing

The Thing

Wife: Have you seen that thing anywhere? Husband: What thing is that? W: You know, the thing you use. H. What thing would that be? W. You really are hopeless! H. But I don't know what you are talking about. W. Excuses, excuses. It's always the same with you. You don't know one thing from another! H. I don't know anything. W. You've said it! Now can you tell me where that thing is? H. It c...
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Funny story:  Social Media Halted; Few Users Are Reading Contributions of Others

Social Media Halted; Few Users Are Reading Contributions of Others

The social media stoppage may not be forever; in fact, it will probably last only a few weeks. But starting next Wednesday -- for a limited time -- there will be NO social media whatsoever. Al Gore, founder of the Internet, made the announcement...
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Funny story:  Pensioner Ejected from Bus in Nottingham - Police attended the ensuing fracas

Pensioner Ejected from Bus in Nottingham - Police attended the ensuing fracas

A public disturbance took place yesterday on Mansfield Road, outside the Victoria Centre Shopping main entrance in Nottingham City centre. Police were called to a fracas on a number 58 bus, as the driver tried to eject a male pensioner, who it see...
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Funny story:  Political News for W/E 28th January 2012 - with comments

Political News for W/E 28th January 2012 - with comments

22nd January 2012: David Cameron's finance chief to face business fine Link - Daily Mirror David Cameron's money man at Tory HQ will be forced to pay a fine after his firm broke ­business rules. Tory Party co-chairman Lord Feldman's family business will have to pay the penalty after failing to file accounts on time. The breach is revealed just days after PM David Cameron urged firms to clean...
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Funny story:  My Senior Moments this week - W/E 28th January 2012

My Senior Moments this week - W/E 28th January 2012

Sunday 22nd Jan 2012: * No Senior Moments to report today, unless of course, had one occurred that had taken affect at a later time, that my limited observational and memory cells had missed, by which time I would have become aware of its happening in which case it may be recorded elsewhere in this log, if I remember it. (I think)] Monday 23rd Jan 2012: * Caught bus to go to the dentist appoi...
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Funny story:  Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot

Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot

Washington D.C. - In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party's desperation, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus today announced that the long standing symbol of the Republican Party, the elephant, is being replaced by a...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had. Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand...
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Funny story:  Kop To Sing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' In Swahili In Order To Refute Racism Allegations

Kop To Sing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' In Swahili In Order To Refute Racism Allegations

Sources on Merseyside are reporting that Liverpool Football Club, in order to save face over the Luis Suarez racism allegations, and the club's subsequent stand in support of the striker, have distributed the lyrics of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' in Sw...
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Funny story:  Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

In the wake of a torrent of racist allegations against Chelsea's John Terry, and Liverpool's loose cannon, Luis Suarez, and completely overlooking the fact that the FA, although currently campaigning to 'kick racism out of football' don't quite appea...
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Funny story:  Yorkshireman Flatly Refuses KFC Lunchbreak Snack

Yorkshireman Flatly Refuses KFC Lunchbreak Snack

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, 64, of Cleckhuddersfax, today stunned work colleagues by flatly refusing to join them in a lunchbreak KFC takeaway. It seems it's traditional for the team, that when they're working the late shift (2-10pm) of a Friday, one o...
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Funny story:  Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star With Hollywood's Heidi Montag In The R-Rated Film "Control, Alt, Delete"

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star With Hollywood's Heidi Montag In The R-Rated Film "Control, Alt, Delete"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with Candlelight Productions has just announced that filming will soon begin on their latest collaboration Control, Alt, Delete. The R-rated motion picture which will be directed by Sheboygan Saddlewood wi...
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Funny story:  Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation

Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation

Local woman, Elizabeth Potter, will be the first person to actually marry a corporation. The Supreme Court ruled that corporations have the same rights and responsibilities as a person. Potter states that her marriage to Apple, Inc will help en...
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Funny story:  QPR refuse to bite Chelsea bullet.

QPR refuse to bite Chelsea bullet.

Anton Ferdinand has been sent a recently fired bullet in the post, less than 24 hours before Queens Park Rangers' FA Cup tie against Chelsea. The Metropolitan Police confirmed that they had investigated a sinister package which...
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