Funny story:  Tiger's Ex Calls Kobe's Ex "A Discount Ho" For Settling For 75 Extra Large

Tiger's Ex Calls Kobe's Ex "A Discount Ho" For Settling For 75 Extra Large

BILLINGSGATE POST - Elin Nordegren had words for Vanessa Bryant upon hearing that she had settled for chump change to get rid of her philandering hubby. Calling her a "discount ho" for only scoring 75 extra large for taking the walk, the blond-tress...
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Funny story:  Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Joey Barton was embroiled in more controversy this morning when another twitter user claiming to be a former QPR employee revealed that all of Joey's tweets were actually written by staff of an indian call centre in Mumbai. The twitter user @NotNe...
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Funny story:  Argentina invades Falkland Island

Argentina invades Falkland Island

At 0600hrs GMT. The people of this island were caught napping when 500 Argentinian soldiers came ashore at Fox Bay on West Falkland. The Junta Marines headed inland and established a spearhead just north of the popular tourist attraction. The smal...
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Funny story:  Hairy Redknipp in court!

Hairy Redknipp in court!

Totempall Manager, Hairy Redknipp, appeared in court today accused of tax evasion and having a house in North Wales. Mr Redknipps laywer, Blind Paul Gascoin, made it clear his client would fight the allegations; "Tooth and nail" and added; "I a...
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Funny story:  Obama Cuts Deficit by Selling California

Obama Cuts Deficit by Selling California

The People's Republic of China today purchased 400,000 acres of prime California beach property from the U.S. government for $1 trillion cash. The former U.S. Marine Base -- Camp Pendleton -- will be converted into malls, office complexes, condos, an...
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Funny story:  Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Harry Redknapp was twitching like a pigeon today after it was revealed in court that his dog had opened a secret bank account in Monaco. The jury was told how the Old Bill had been following the trail of 'Arry's dog, who was operating under the mo...
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Funny story:  Pink elephant spotted by safari tourists is definitely Dumbo!

Pink elephant spotted by safari tourists is definitely Dumbo!

Dumbo, the pink flying elephant, has been discovered by safari tourists and they even managed to photograph him before he flew off! He was seen playing amongst a herd of real elephants after landing with a bump in the night. The tourists who spotted...
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Funny story:  Leaning Tower of Parliament Falls into the Thames

Leaning Tower of Parliament Falls into the Thames

In an unfortunate episode central London experienced the horror of Big Ben sliding into the Thames. Happily no was injured in the catastrophe, although several tourists have been treated by paramedics for shock. A Japanese man, coincidentally taki...
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Funny story:  Aborted Fetus Rallies in Support of Abortion Falter Again

Aborted Fetus Rallies in Support of Abortion Falter Again

Washington, D.C.-For the third time in as many years, pro-abortion rallies, to be held in major cities across the nation by the aborted, have failed to materialize. The rallies held on the anniversary of Roe V. Wade are a response to a 2009 Supr...
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Funny story:  Deport the Middletons to Sandwich Islands: campaign gathers momentum

Deport the Middletons to Sandwich Islands: campaign gathers momentum

London - A TV presenter's quip about deporting 'problem families' to the far flung archipelago has morphed into an exciting new project. Sky News reporter Colin Brazier's suggestion about sending 120,000 miscreant families each costing the taxpaye...
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Funny story:  Costa Concordia will need exorcism Pope warns salvage company

Costa Concordia will need exorcism Pope warns salvage company

Rome - Unhexing the stricken pleasure cruiser requires meticulous Bell, Book & Candle stuff the Pope has warned ahead of new attempts to refloat the boat. Its Friday the 13th sinking on the Russian Orthodox calendar's New Year's Eve means devi...
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Funny story:  Plastic surgery advertising ban

Plastic surgery advertising ban

Advertising watchdogs have indicated their support for a blanket ban on advertising for the elective plastic surgery industry after the industrial grade silicone sealant being used for breast implants has caused several women to experience breast exp...
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Funny story:  Irish Homeowners Can Now Legally Shoot Intruders; Hospitality Urged

Irish Homeowners Can Now Legally Shoot Intruders; Hospitality Urged

The legal ruling in Ireland granting this right has gotten mixed reviews. Some think of it as a blessing; others, as a curse. But both sides are united in the belief that good old Irish hospitality should prevail, even in the case of a home inv...
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Funny story:  Croatians Vote To Join EU - Local Man Fit To Be Tied

Croatians Vote To Join EU - Local Man Fit To Be Tied

A local man is up in arms over news that Croatian voters have elected to join the European Union. The country - a part of Yugoslavia from from end of the Great War until the civil conflicts of the 1990s - held a referendum on the issue, with 67 pe...
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Funny story:  History Review: Queen Anne: The Politics Of Passion, By Anne Somerset

History Review: Queen Anne: The Politics Of Passion, By Anne Somerset

The last Stuart monarch was a key figure in the Glorious Revolution that overthrew her father, James II. She is also famous for her 17 pregnancies and tragically short-lived offspring, a tempestuous friendship with Sarah Churchill, Duchess of Marlborough, and furniture legs. Ken Lucid casts an eye over this welcome reappraisal... Have you seen how much The First Churchills is on DVD at Amazo...
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Funny story:  X-Factor's Simon Cowell Says American Idol's Steven Tyler's Rendition of The National Anthem at The Patriots Vs. Ravens Game Will Not Get Him A Yellow Ticket To Hollywood

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Says American Idol's Steven Tyler's Rendition of The National Anthem at The Patriots Vs. Ravens Game Will Not Get Him A Yellow Ticket To Hollywood

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - The New England Patriots defeated the Baltimore Ravens 23-20, for the AFC championship, but it certainly was not due to being inspired by Aerosmith lead singer and American Idol judge Steven Tyler's rendition of "The Star...
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Funny story:  TSA to target jokers

TSA to target jokers

Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name). Accor...
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Funny story:  Gingrich romps in South Carolina, plans to romp with young, sexy aide to celebrate

Gingrich romps in South Carolina, plans to romp with young, sexy aide to celebrate

CHARLESTOWN, Sc. - Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich pulled out a successful showing in South Carolina's primary, beating out Mitt Romney and leaving Rick Santorum in the dust. Insiders feel that the time is ripe for the 68-year-old...
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Funny story:  Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

From gang warfare to cross words and even world wars, slutty women could eventually prevent all world conflicts, scientists have claimed. A review of psychological evidence by top, top researchers concludes that men are drawn to violence only when...
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Funny story:  Poster Perverts

Poster Perverts

A student's night in Sheffield has got itself into hot water by having a poster advertising a student night being "too sexual". The poster (which was unavailable for comment at the time) had a girl in hot pants and a speech bubble adorning it. Th...
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