Hug Halfner believes Lindsay Lohand's Marilyn Monroe - themed Playtime pictoral will knock the new issue right off the shelf - a keepsake for the Lil-Lo desperadoes proving some people just cant get enough of the 'Some Like It Hot' look-a-like maide...
Sociologists have coined a new term to describe the way that boys retreat into their own heads from the age of ten onwards.
"We have noticed that boys appear to be moody and entering puberty much earlier these days," said sociologist Connie Fern.
In keeping with their current policy of signing Premier League legends, Arsenal appear set to top the Thierry Henry coup by signing Manchester United legend, Eric Cantona.
A club spokesman said that luring the greatest ever French footballer out o...
As the nation mourns the passing of Pat Butcher in EastEnders, Prime Minster David Cameron has decided that there will now be three days of official mourning.
Speaking from the balcony of No 10 Downing Street, an injured Prime Minister (who fell o...
Craig Brown, the only football manager in the UK older than Sir Alex Ferguson says his old friend is too old to retire.
As Fergie entered his 71st year on News Year Eve with a shock home defeat to bottom of the table Blackburn Rovers, his old sas...
It was confirmed today that popular singer Adele will indeed be headlining at the pop concert for H M the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations from the roof of the Royal Palace.
Specialist builders are being brought in to Buckingham Palace to stre...
Those parts of the population that maintained their existence when young on the famous Mars Bar - one a day helped us work, rest and play - are always grateful for the chocolate. However now dentists have warned that teeth are dropping out so frequen...
Under fire Blackburn Rovers boss has been named 'Manager Of The Year' after an amazing 3-2 win on December 31st at Old Trafford, the home of world famous Manchester United.
Dignified Scottish slap head Kean scooped the prize after the incredible...
PYONGYANG - The first act of business by newly appointed North Korea dictator Kim Jung Un is that all streets and sidewalks in this forlorn country be lowered 12 inches.
Although appearing taller because of his penchant for wearing high-heeled A...
London - Studio bosses are desperate to secure the services of the Sherlock star whose uncanny facial resemblance makes him a dead ringer for Gary McKinnon.
Benedict Cumberbatch is being headhunted to play the controversial Pentagon hacker in a ne...
Ames, Iowa-- Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich says there will be trouble if he doesn't win the Iowa caucus. The strange ex-congressman from Georgia was spotted yesterday walking down the street by himself, and having a long conversati...
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has really had her ups and downs over the past few years but she says that she is a survivor and she truly believes that 2012 will be her year.
Kate, 36, recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors and had...
An Ode About a Certain Malevolent Condition that has Acquired a Pathogenicity that Threatens Mankind Across the Globe as It affects the Bowels of Those Who are Afflicted with its Curse
Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Hondo Thwaite, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious Majesty, Dionysius XII, as He Recovers from a Facial Bligh...
The winner of £2.5M in last week's UK Lottery has not yet been paid out owing to suspicious irregularities. The winning ticket held by Hamish MacFly, 19, of Reading was bought legitimately just two days prior to the draw and correctly named all six...
MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park.
The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...
Central London was lit up like a fireworks display last night as Al-Qaeda members launched an audacious New Year's Day attack on the capital. The shadowy organisation appeared to take control of Big Ben and the Millennium Wheel, from which they fired...
Space - Dismissed in 1959 by the USSR Luna 3 probe as a pile of inconsequential volcanic trash a 3,000ft diameter standing stone formation has been captured on camera by NASA's latest mission.
Stunning pictures from the Grail-A spacecraft reveal a...
In response to Kim Jong Un's sudden surge in the Iowa Causus polls, Michele Bachmann has come out swinging against the North Korean.
"I don't believe than Mr. Un will make a good Republican presidential candidate," she declared at her daily noon...
Football authorities in England are promising to take decisive action to prevent further incidents like Manchester United's home defeat by Blackburn Rovers yesterday.
The move follows public reaction to the match on United manager Sir Alex Ferguso...
A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947
Chapter 67 - The Guarding the Turkey Farm Episode
I was posted one November, to a farm near Kinoulton in Nottinghamshire, assigned to protect the Turkeys being fattened in time for Christmas.
As usual the assignment instructions were vague and lacking in detail. when I arriv...
France had an unexpected New Year's firework display, when Spoof writer, Lynton's garden shed unexpectedly exploded, at 05:30 am GMT on New Year's day.
The event came as a bit of a bonus for gay Paree, which basically didn't appear to do a whole l...
CHICAGO - Jennifer Aniston really made quite an impression as the brunette dentist in her role as Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. in the 2011 hit motion picture Horrible Bosses.
Aniston certainly shot down the old adage that 'blondes have more fun,' as s...
DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president.
The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...
TARZANA - An undercover private investigator has uncovered what he calls evidence that is not going to help the case of Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Nittany Lions of Penn State.
The investigator who would not reveal his name for reasons...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a local gerbil breeder, today revealed that he has been approached to act as an intermediary between a man who twatted his wife in the face with a shovel, and the woman, who has been identified by media sources as Shove...
CORNWALL, England - Russell Brand was spotted in Cornwall, England sans his wedding ring and sans his wife Katy Perry.
He was approached by a reporter for Tickety Boo News Neville Twickenbuck and asked where Katy was.
Brand, 37, smiled as he tu...