Funny story:  Local Man Pronounces Experimental Egg And Black Pudding Sandwich A Roaring Success

Local Man Pronounces Experimental Egg And Black Pudding Sandwich A Roaring Success

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 27 and startlingly ancient looking for his age, Cordon Verde chef extraordinaire, has pronounced his latest experimental sandwich, a roaring success, following three days of trials. Shuttlecock's latest delicacy cons...
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Funny story:  The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

HOUSTON - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, have both realized what they say is a life long dream by becoming the owners of the infamous Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in downtown Houston. Somerhalder told Pico de Gal...
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Funny story:  Blake Griffin Signs Dunkin Donuts Deal

Blake Griffin Signs Dunkin Donuts Deal

The NBA's new Doctor of Dunk has signed a deal with Dunkin Donuts worth a reportedly small pay out of $100, though offering Griffin all the free donut and coffee products he can consume for life. The extremely tall and noticeably non-flamboyant at...
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Funny story:  Brian Blessed in the running to be new England manager

Brian Blessed in the running to be new England manager

After the sudden resignation of Fabio Capello, the English Football Association are casting the net very wide indeed to search for the next England manager. They have said they would prefer the next coach to be English, but he doesn't necessarily nee...
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Funny story:  Secret FBI dossier hid that Steve Jobs 'was John Paul II's son'

Secret FBI dossier hid that Steve Jobs 'was John Paul II's son'

Washington - "Sure fitted the bill in terms of the Bush Sr/Quayle Administration official profile, heheh," was how one retired Federal official described the FBI report today. Drawn up in 1991 during George Bush Senior's presidency the file descri...
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Funny story:  Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

Washington -- Still stinging from the lowly 10% approval rating it received from the American public, Congress has taken revenge, bestowing a measly four percent approval rating on taxpaying citizens. "Taxpayers are doing a terrible job of providi...
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Funny story:  England sack Capello's translator and pay him £2,50 compensation!

England sack Capello's translator and pay him £2,50 compensation!

Capello is gone and many should thank John Terry for being sacked as captain, but they won't and anyway that's a different story. The FA have at last showed some "balls" (not footballs) and got rid of England's most hated manager apart from; Glenn...
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Funny story:  No state funeral as Mrs Thatcher 'vows to go private'

No state funeral as Mrs Thatcher 'vows to go private'

London - A Sellafield recycling dump has been earmarked for scattering the horrid harridan's ashes in an updated funeral plan released today. Austere economic times have crushed Tory dreams of a state send-off with a a low profile toasting at Gold...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Hollywood Week: Jim Carrey's Daughter Jane Carrey Is One of The First To Be Eliminated

American Idol's Hollywood Week: Jim Carrey's Daughter Jane Carrey Is One of The First To Be Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well viewers of American Idol, after having sat through auditions of what seemed to be about 1.3 million hopefuls, have finally gotten past the boring as hell part of the show. Former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi perhaps said it...
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Funny story:  Tour de France Defines Acceptable Doping Standards for 2012

Tour de France Defines Acceptable Doping Standards for 2012

Following the latest controversy over delayed doping accusations for Spanish rider, Roberto Contador, the Tour de France announced yesterday that there would be a new set of acceptable drug usage rules posted for the 2012 international event. "Bas...
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Funny story:  Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Hollywood is coming to Portsmouth as one of the most anticipated musical movies ever, Les Miserables, is to be shot in the historic port. Location scouts are looking at sites in the city and in Winchester. The dockyard is set to provide a major b...
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Funny story:  Nottingham residents asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday?

Nottingham residents asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday?

A survey was carried out yesterday, in Nottingham's City Centre. by Woodstock Appraisals Ltd's assessor Tim Burr, on behalf of the Nottingham branch of the Charles Dickens Appreciation Society, funded by the City Council's Education Spokesman Oliver Dickens. Nottingham's City Centre visitors were each asked: Will you be celebrating Charles Dickens Birthday? Here is a selection of the surve...
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Funny story:  Santorum Now a Contender: Santorum and Romney to Star in Broadway Revival of "Carrie"

Santorum Now a Contender: Santorum and Romney to Star in Broadway Revival of "Carrie"

With a new head of steam from his three electoral victories on Tuesday night, Rick Santorum is daring to think what might have been unthinkable just a week ago and remains improbable - particularly from a costume perspective - that he can dispatch Ne...
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Funny story:  Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady Is Still Very Upset At His Wife Gisele Bundchen's Post Super Bowl "Fumble"

Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady Is Still Very Upset At His Wife Gisele Bundchen's Post Super Bowl "Fumble"

INDIANAPOLIS - A close teammate of New England's Tom Brady reveals that the Patriot's quarterback is still very upset with the extremely out-of-line remarks that his Brazilian wife Gisele Bundchen, 31, made after the Super Bowl game in which the New...
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Funny story:  The SS Brangelina Has Hit An Iceberg - Brad Pitt Is Leaning Towards Dumping Angelia Jolie

The SS Brangelina Has Hit An Iceberg - Brad Pitt Is Leaning Towards Dumping Angelia Jolie

PROVENCE, France - The Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has turned into what France's Le News Agency is calling the biggest roller coaster ride from hell. The sheer madness of the Pitt - Jolie coupling would even make the world's undisputed...
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Funny story:  Poor Man Disappears in Mitt Romney's Front Pocket!

Poor Man Disappears in Mitt Romney's Front Pocket!

Sam Stone claimed he fell into Mitt Romney's pocket by accident about two years ago. Nobody noticed he was gone, because Sam is himself homeless. "Damned deep pockets!!" complained Sam at the LA Homeless Shelter in downtown LA. I was just checking...
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Funny story:  Kelsey Grammar Sues David Cronenberg

Kelsey Grammar Sues David Cronenberg

Kelsey Grammar, the widely-adored and intellectual humorist, has filed a lawsuit with the Hollywood Supreme Court claiming that the widely-avoided and misanthropic director David Cronenberg has "totally ripped off" his popular and much-loved "Frasier...
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